Hair

“IT'S A SCHEME BY THE GOVERNMENT! DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR!”

~ TEH Oddity in the asylum

Hair...

...IS A SCHEME BY THE GOVERNMENT! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR, IT'S NOT WORTH IT-

(Jepordy theme)
(in this theme-music time, the original author will be dragged off to the asylum and a new one shall take her place)

Hello...er...she spelled Jepordy wrong.

...so did I!

Ha! Isn't that hilarious?

Hi-LAR-i-oouuuuuuus!

Heeheehee.

Um...Climber doesn't have a shirt under his jacket!

...heeheehee.

Okay, so what is hair???

Take good precautions against hidden traces of hair in rain. They f a l l at high speeds,

puncture the skin and are very hard to remove due to overuse of hair lotion.

However, clever people have made money on this when they collect such hair and turn them into brushes.

The brushes repel cockroaches, which mistake the brush as a spiderized human.