Hi ya kids!

HI YA KIDS! The name's BARNEY!!! HYUK HYUK!!!

Doesn't that freak you out? When people say "hyuk?"

It's freaky, isn't it? Too freaky, welp, duck, that pie will not be pie, did the squirrel say not?

Life Experiences

Yes, I had an experience with a monster, a monster they call Barney. He was evil, too evil, that he was evil.

"I WAS AT THE PARK, when suddenly he came, and asked if i would like.....a balloon. I was only 6 years old back then, and for him to ask for a balloon...i could have died at the shock. THEN SUDDENLY, his friend, Bibby Bop came, and she was like....asking...asking for more balloons to give to other victims....i mean children, so sorry. THEN suddenly, and suddenly more, His friend, i mean fiend, Bee Jay came and tried to attack me....with a toy gun....then he said....BUY NOW!! I cried, and pushed him in the stomach, he fell and then i spat in his eye, kicked him in the groin....it hurt. FOR HIM, of course. Then the security guard stopped me, so i bit her. Then a nuclear bomb came, and everyone died".

THE END!!!

Hi ya kids

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THAT EVIL SAYING?

It all originated in ancient times, when a purple dinosaur tried to eat banana, but it wasn't vegetarian, getarian, or veggietarian, no it was veggietareian. Yes, and it ate banana, which said "HI", then he said

"DA?"

which could've sounded like ya, and hence children came along, and were all killed by zombies in the southern coast of Ozstralia.

BLAH, it was born.