Martian Luther

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Martian Luther looking fabulous

Some guy who was on a diet of worms or something.

He was so cool. He helped my dad with taxes. Cool dude, eats Lots of Reese’s pieces though. His Mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries. His grandfather is 205 years old and he is transgender.

Some say he is secretly Donald Trump.

Backstory

Martian Luther King used to be born at 19 th of september 2010 he is like 12

Criminal history

He broke in to target

See also

• Martin Luther
• Fatty Smokes
• 420
• Yellow Folders
• Martian Luther/Featuredless