Sober

This guy's sober... even though his eyes have people in them, and in their eyes there are more people, and in their eyes there are more people,and in their eyes there are more people,and in their eyes there are more people,and in their eyes there are more people.....

I have been sober.... once. I know a man. who has been sober his whole life.

Hi, i'm drunk.

I am as drunk as possible. See how I can be so rude and extatic? I am probably about to die. I can't understand how I could be so stupid to drink so much and act like an idiot! This next person is a sober and a great role model.

iH Mi sobererrrr *drools*

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True Story

I actually started laughing uncontrollably when someone handed me a beer. I hadn't even opened it.

It was ok, it tasted like Chav piss but still... --Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:53, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)