Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying chronic condition which involves random disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language, and an inexplicable desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

A Polite Note to the ORGASM Author:

I amam- I am 17 years old and have Tret Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed or changed as soon as BIRD SHIT possible.

Let me tell you about VAGINA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible GOOK thing.
• The main symptoms of Tourette's are involuntary muscle spasms, or DICKHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee 30 CASES OF PICKLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BEAVER school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and ANAL commit suicide.
• There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOBSHITE perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and YOU WANKER basically made it worse than it is without the FENCE JUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a TITS tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCK OFF Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not DAMN IT funny at all.

Thank you for your DUMBASS time.

Best regards,

Phillip "GOD DAMN" Baker

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and trust in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not occur. It is merely a byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society.

Li Chiang ELECTION Wen

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be lauded for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

As a Zimbabwean reader who has Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough problems in this HYPERINFLATION country without this CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo "RHODESIA" Tshwane

==A THERE IS A CABAL Uncyclopedia admin reply==

Sesame Street was one of the first FUCKTARD television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHITTY funny because it is written in the real or JESUS imagined writing style of its FALSE BENSON subject. If you do not find it funny RAGHEAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED CUNT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GOBSHITE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TURD joke loses its humour ASSCRACK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TENTACLE RAPE ignorant, then you wouldn't have RAGHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! GOD DAMN SPUNK BITCH FAGGOT CUNT!!!!!

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