User talk:TurtleSandbox

Shme

So, who are you? Are you the- or the- or are you...? Maybe-

I don't know. Maybe you're just some random guy. Here's the welcome template anyway...

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

So, welcome, yeah. Be good and stuff.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:27, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Ee's my adorable noob from Uncyclopedia! Right?

Anyhow, welcome, general message about not molesting the cakes, hope this place suits you, etc etc, and WELCOME. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 15 Novelniver 2010 - 22:17 (UTC)

I thought he was. Ah, Uncyclopedia. Brings back memories. I may return someday, you know.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:36, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

You should, and thanks, now... what to do....

Good Uncyclopedian, welcome and don't try and send users over there... we need more here... Welcome, do crap, vote for feature, and try out the WAE to vote for our worst piece of crap ever. Now, I'm a not'agonna tell you which to vote for, but vote! And please write crap. We need more crap around here. Good day...--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:40, 21 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

No reason a person can't hang around both... although Uncyclopedia did eat my brain for a bit there... arg. Damned sitenotice. CS, you've got a master's in whoring, dontcha? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 21 Novelniver 2010 - 20:37 (UTC)