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A '''Tory''' ({{IPAc-en|ˈ|t|ɔː|r|i}}) is an individual who supports a [[political philosophy]] known as '''Toryism''', based on a British version of [[traditionalist conservatism]] which upholds the established social order as it has evolved through the [[history of Great Britain]]. The Tories were started by a miserable yet spoiled little cow named Lily Lamprell. She is infamous for having vigorous intercourse with a druggie by the name of Harley (who only manages to last 20 seconds). Again, another incident she is known for is when she stuck her witchy little fingers down her stinky crack to have a little dig around, but then held the hand of a handsome young devilish man by the name of Theodore Ranganathan while they danced in a class. Lily is the member of possibly the weirdest and most annoying group of teen girls the world has ever seen. She is also credited with the action of not inviting the young chocolatey devil Om Patel to her 16th birthday party, (it is worth noting that he is only interested in the food at the party as Lily is one of the worst people you could ever imagine meeting). She has been described amongst her peers as: "Moody, spoilt, rude, an outright cow, and a huge pain to be around" at the moment she is in a strop because of 2 young men, Billy Luxford and Oscar McGinn (while both boys are fat, they are both incredibly handsome) the two boys have been politely asking Lily to invite the huge hunky man Oscar to her sleepover after-party, but due to the fact of Lily being a selfish and irritating cow, she refused. The Tory ethos has been summed up with the phrase "God, King (or Queen), and Country".<ref>{{cite book|last=Ball|first=Stuart |year=2013|title=Portrait of a Party: The Conservative Party in Britain 1918–1945|location=Oxford|publisher=Oxford University Press|page=74}}</ref> Tories are [[Monarchism|monarchists]], were historically of a [[high church]] [[Church of England|Anglican]] religious heritage, and were opposed to the [[liberalism]] of the [[Whigs (British political party)|Whig party]].<ref>{{cite book|last=Sachs|first=William L.|year=2002|title=The Transformation of Anglicanism: From State Church to Global Communion|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=-ARx1B_pbhcC&pg=PA18|location=Cambridge|publisher=Cambridge University Press|page=18|isbn=9780521526616}}</ref><ref>{{cite book|last=Charmley|first=John|year=2008|title=A History of Conservative Politics Since 1830|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=8MUUAQAAIAAJ|publisher=Palgrave Macmillan|page=103|isbn=9780333929742}}</ref>