Allbirdsareedible

What hath God wrought?

interests+langs

lang-0This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.

This user is a birder.

This user plays bocce.

This user is interested in
Geology

This user collects Minerals

This user likes austinite.

This user plays Cribbage.

This user enjoys canoeing.

This user contributes using
Chromium.

This user is a bibliophile.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user is a backgammon player.

This user is an Eagle Scout.

This user built their own PC.

This user uses, has, or contributes using a classic Macintosh computer.

Calvin

This user enjoys sports where the rules are always changing.

This user is interested in Obscure Sports.

This user settled Catan.

This user enjoys playing
Chinese checkers.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user loves playing Spades.

misc

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

This user is a
curmudgeon

This user plays Atomic Chess. You don't want to mess with atoms.

This user swears by Science that they are an atheist.

This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...

ALIVEThis user hasn't died yet, miraculously.

This user remembers the
Stone Age

This user emits 0.1 μみゅーSv of ionizing radiation per eon.

This user ate a LiPo Battery and can now predict the future.

This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist.

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

nerd shit

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(Nintendo) This user still enjoys the Nintendo Entertainment System.

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This user's primary weapon is a crowbar.

³This user is still waiting for Half-Life 3.

This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user misses his/her companion cube, but however realizes that it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to him/her.

This user knows the cake is a lie.

This Wikipedian knows
how to use a slide rule.

This user's favorite word processor is an IBM Selectric typewriter.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.

This user likes Arduinos.

 3 This user has created 3 active userboxes on the English language Wikipedia.

This user is interested in amateur radio.