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![]() | This page in a nutshell: An editor can be sure to Do The Right Thing, by always asking, "What Would Jimbo Do?" |
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It can sometimes be hard to decide what is right for an editor to do. Fortunately there is a simple answer.
- What Would Jimbo Do?
Asking this question can instantly clarify the Right Thing to do.
History
editOriginally, this saying was attributed to a less infallible deity.[1] However, the collective research of WikiScholars over the passage of time has allowed this error to be corrected.
Things Jimbo does
editBased on reliable sources Jimbo is confirmed as doing, at least, the following things:
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Has a beard
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Smiles
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Gets enlightenedPretends to get enlightened (as a result of diabolical inspiration, earlier versions of this article blasphemed by implying that He could get more enlightened than He already is, thereby absurdly implying thathe[2] He was not already perfect in every respect)[1] -
Meets girls
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Meets guys
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Joins religious sects dedicated to the
Flying Spaghetti MonsterInvisible Pink Unicorn -
Does primate impressions
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Sings "Nessun dorma"
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Models for knitwear catalogs
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Demonstrates the recommended dress code when climbing the Reichstag to try to gain an advantage in a content dispute.
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Wields a sceptre
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Appears in hazy messianic visions
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Stars in the upcoming Wikipedia movie
Interpreting the mysteries of Jimbo's words is sometimes more difficult than pondering his pictures, but Jimmudic scholars have dedicated their lives to this subtle art.
References
edit- ^ a b c Irrefutable proof of Jimbo's divinity has been shown to be a logical corollary of Brendan Glacken's proof of the existence of God.
- ^ (Oops, I've just crossed out yet more blasphemy, in the perhaps vain hope that the Supreme Cabal will thus take pity on this unworthy sinner and spare me from
its ultimate punishment(Oops, somebody forgot there are no punishments in Wikipedia ) its ultimate sanction)