Bread clip
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The bread clip is a device invented by Floyd Paxton of Selah, Washington. The bread clip saves on average 15 seconds in the daily breakfast routine. It is produced by the Kwik Lox Corporation. All proceeds from purchases go to the John Birch Society. Studies have proved inconclusive as to whether or not the bread clip has actual utility. Studies into the existence of the product have also proved inconclusive.