User:Lockesdonkey

Lockesdonkey is just another guy with a bit of knowledge and time. That's all you really need to know.

That said: Userboxes:

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a native speaker of American English.

هذا المستخدم يستطيع المساهمة بالعربية بمستوى ممتاز.

اليوزر ده بيتكلم مصرى.‏

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

該用戶ど能のう以基本きほん的てき中ちゅう文ぶん進行しんこう交流こうりゅう。
该用户能以基本きほん的てき中ちゅう文ぶん进行交流こうりゅう。

Assorted Nonsense

This user has been on Wikipedia for 19 years and 11 days.

This user has been editing Wikipedia for more than 15 years.

This user is a lawyer.

This user is a fluent speaker of blazon.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

This user is an Ordoliberal (sort of).

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user's time zone is EST.

This user is an Urbanist.

This user lives in or hails from Philadelphia.

This user is a native of the U.S. State of Michigan.

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.