Citations:badly packed kebab

English citations of badly packed kebab

Noun: "(UK, slang, vulgar) the vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia"

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• 2005 August 28, PMD [username], “Re: Has anybody seen”, in alt.talk.bollocks‎^[1] (Usenet):

  > What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called
  > Tinkerbell? She was big!
  >
  >
  
  LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.

• 2006 January 12, bobby [username], “Re: Can I just make a public service announcement here”, in alt.sports.soccer.sunderland‎^[2] (Usenet):

  Babs? Urgh no! Mebee^[sic] 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!

• 2006 June 14, bod [username], “Re: Horror Ringtones”, in alt.horror‎^[3] (Usenet):

  why dont you text him some realy^[sic] filthy phone sex....then you can cop him playing it back and break his fucking teeth for having filthy messages read out by another woman thats^[sic] dead posh??
  
  it might make him put a bit more effort into it the next time you force him to eat out your badly packed kebab!

• 2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador (2011), →ISBN, page 107:

  In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.