Patriots Day (2016)

John Goodman: Commissioner Ed Davis

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• Commissioner Ed Davis : How do you feel?

  Tommy Saunders : The knee hurts, the back hurts, the balls hurts, the pain feels like sometimes on the top of the hurt if that's remotely possible.

• Commissioner Ed Davis : What's up, Tommy?

  Tommy Saunders : Whoa, this is an occasion, Chomish here in an SUV?

  Commissioner Ed Davis : Is this a homicide?

  Tommy Saunders : It's not, you've been misinformed.

  Commissioner Ed Davis : You're f***ing kidding me, it's not a homicide?

  Tommy Saunders : Nope.

  Harrold : No sir, no sir.

  Commissioner Ed Davis : Why are you bleeding?

  Harrold : I'm trying to tell you officer, sir, this woman is crazy, she hit me with a fucking smoothie in the head!

  Tommy Saunders : What are you talking, like a drink, or something?

  Harrold : No, like a f**king smoothie, you know, like you would smooth your cloths out with.

  Tommy Saunders : An iron?

  Commissioner Ed Davis : An iron?

  Tommy Saunders : A f**king iron?

  Commissioner Ed Davis : For f**k sake!

  Tommy Saunders : It's called an iron Harold!

  Harrold : Yes sir, a smoothie.

  Tommy Saunders : Shut the f**k up!

• Tommy Saunders : What happened with "Shan-creek-a"?

  Harrold : I was just going over there to have an appointment with this female, and this lady came out of nowhere and brained me with a smoothie.

  Tommy Saunders : Her daughter said you pushed her.

  Harrold : Sir, i was tryin' to make an escape...

  Tommy Saunders : Did you push her?

  Harrold : After the smoothie.

  Tommy Saunders : So you did...

  Commissioner Ed Davis : What's up, Tommy?

  Tommy Saunders : Whoa, this an occasion. Comish exittin' the SUV?

  Commissioner Ed Davis : Is this a homicide?

  Tommy Saunders : It's not, you've been misinformed.

  Commissioner Ed Davis : You're fucking kidding me, it's not a homicide?

  Tommy Saunders : Nope.

  Harrold : No sir. No sir.

  Commissioner Ed Davis : Why are you bleeding?

  Harrold : I was trying' to tell you officers, sir. This woman is crazy. She hit me with a fucking smoothie in the head.

  Tommy Saunders : What are you talking about? Like, a drink or somethin'?

  Harrold : No, like a fuckin' smoothie, you know? Like you would smooth your cloths with?

  Tommy Saunders : An iron? A fucking iron?

  Commissioner Ed Davis : An iron. For fuck sake!

  Tommy Saunders : It's called an iron, Harrold.

  Harrold : Yes sir, a smoothie!

  Tommy Saunders : Shut up!