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| + | Pubes begin with beautiful girls (like you ;)) or boys (if you are one). Your jungle/bush shall be pretty but DON'T USE TWESSERS TO TRIM THEM AS I HAVE TRIED AND FAILED.You must buy a gillex razer and gently massage the outer layer of pubic hairs with deep clensing shower wash ( vagina scrub) then simply shave yo bush!. You must belive in yourself. Its okay for your mom or dad to help you just hold your legs out and tuck in. If you have a loved one ( booty call) they can also help. If you have trust problems you can bring a pet into the room for comfort and widen your legs and bend over till your eye height with the vag and shave away until its flawless!. Your teacher is always there if you feel lonely to help you through the embarrassment of your groomings. |
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| + | == substances! == |
| − | | + | The best substance to shave with is goo from creme eggs as it not only massages your vagina/willaaaay but exfoliates it purely. You can also use lorial. CHECK US OUT OF FACEBOOK!!! ( ciara fitzerald) Im physic so yes Johnathan i know your having problems just chatme bro 8). Cant wait to chat baaabesssh:*. --[[Special:Contributions/109.78.231.159|109.78.231.159]] 19:24, April 15, 2012 (UTC) |
| − | [[Image:Pubic_educ.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A [[Pubic hair]] sample, from [[UNESCO]]:s ''All you ever wanted to know about [[Paedophilia]] but were too shy to ask''-campaign.]]
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| + | -Always caress your AREA with lotion or for a better result use chocolate sauce for an easier shave. |
| − | | + | -Friends are always there for you like Brendan Twomey is always there for me. Brendan you smelly egg:*<3 |
| − | Hello, I'm your '''pubic hair'''. I like vagina, and you've probably never met before and may even be a little suprised that I'm talking to you, but one day I will be the blight of your adolescence and the main reason that you will remain a virgin until the sprightly age of 72. Fib
| + | -Put icecubes in a hot shower to calm the bush! |
| − | | + | -If you want more tips my information is above add me ;) |
| − | | + | -If you are experiancing ITCHY vag area rub sudo cream on to soften. |
| − | When you reach tennagehood I will begin to form a sort of downy fluff upon your scrotum ''(if you're a boy)'' . As the years pass by this will become more irritating than the forces of [[Hannah Montana]] and dora the explorer combined.
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| − | this coupled with the fact that you smell of bat shit are the secondary and tertiary reasons that your seed will never find its way into a ladies "vee vee jay"
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| − | ==Synonyms==
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| − | [[Image:Pubic_hair.png|thumbnail|left|150px|[[Tasmania|Map of Tasmania]]]] | |
| − | Also known as "crab down", "muff grass", "carpet top", "scab cover", "crotch lawn", "tooth floss", "crotch muffinery", "Hind (in Arabic)", and [[Map of Tasmania]] (in Tasmanian). '''Pubic Hair''' has been used throughout the ages in a variety of manufacturing processes. Everything from remote controls to pottery has at one time or another included this element in its manufacture. Today, this common yet indispensable ingredient is used to produce the 20 foot tall wheels you see on those earth movers found in open-pit mines.
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| − | You may choose to use your pubical hair(s) as a paintbrush or to replace the prickles on your grandad's toothbrush. You may even wish to tickle them and name them according to their colour.
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| − | Falling out of favor recently in the area of female aesthetics and grooming, pubic hairs are now considered a nuisance when performing [[cunnilingus]]. "[[Shaved Pussies]]" are "de rigueur" nowadays. Gone are the huge bushes of yesteryear and the archaic yet pleasant practice of pulling pubes from one's teeth.
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| − | ==Theory==
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| − | [[Scientists]] still have not found a plausible explanation for the existence [[of]] this body [[hair]] and suspect [[it]] has something to do with Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, the part where he goes on and on about his wife's hairy [[pussy]] and how it's prettier than his big fat [[moustache]]. Scientists are also taking into account that pubic hair may actually be a beard for your little willy and also your sex parts keeping them warm while you die of cold.
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| − | ==Pubic Displacement==
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| − | [[image:Rooseveltinwheelchair.jpg|thumb|200px|Now days pubic hair is kept in check by ''shaving'', and no longer cripples long-time sufferers.]]
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| − | This is disease suffered by many and now is rife throughout many [[United States|Western]] countries. The symptoms of pubic displacement are about as obvious as anything. Sufferers will at first notice that they do not, in fact, have pubes where they should be. The next thing they will notice is an abundance of curly hair growing on their head. Fuckin' .. Bezzin!
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| − | Sufferers can be of any age and most are born with it. However, in [[1010]], alchemists accidentally discovered eating the crusts of bread had a serious effect on the growth of the displacement. As of the early 1940's, pubic displacement has become somewhat fashionable and many are sporting their hair as a [[chav]] would sport off his alcoholic [[mother]].
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| − | Pubic displacement is easily jumbled up with the hair grown on people of [[Africa]]n descent. This is easy to see why however, many people are pleasantly surprised when they find that the pubes are in fact where they should be anyway. A night of long hardcore sex usually entails.
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| − | Sufferers:
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| − | * [[Adrian Nastase]]
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| − | * [[Kurt Gödel]]
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| − | * [[Michael Barrymore]]
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| − | * [[Elton John]]
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| − | * [[Betty Boop]]
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| − | * [[Pee Niss]]
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| − | * [[Carrot Top]]
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| − | * [[Your Mother]]
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| − | * [[Simon McGuire]]
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| − | * [[Matt Brooks]]
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| − | * [[Slash]]
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| − | ==See also==
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| − | *[[Bush]]
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| − | *[[Beaver]]
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| − | *[[Crab people]]
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Pubes begin with beautiful girls (like you ;)) or boys (if you are one). Your jungle/bush shall be pretty but DON'T USE TWESSERS TO TRIM THEM AS I HAVE TRIED AND FAILED.You must buy a gillex razer and gently massage the outer layer of pubic hairs with deep clensing shower wash ( vagina scrub) then simply shave yo bush!. You must belive in yourself. Its okay for your mom or dad to help you just hold your legs out and tuck in. If you have a loved one ( booty call) they can also help. If you have trust problems you can bring a pet into the room for comfort and widen your legs and bend over till your eye height with the vag and shave away until its flawless!. Your teacher is always there if you feel lonely to help you through the embarrassment of your groomings.
substances!
The best substance to shave with is goo from creme eggs as it not only massages your vagina/willaaaay but exfoliates it purely. You can also use lorial. CHECK US OUT OF FACEBOOK!!! ( ciara fitzerald) Im physic so yes Johnathan i know your having problems just chatme bro 8). Cant wait to chat baaabesssh:*. --109.78.231.159 19:24, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
]== tips ==
-Always caress your AREA with lotion or for a better result use chocolate sauce for an easier shave.
-Friends are always there for you like Brendan Twomey is always there for me. Brendan you smelly egg:*<3
-Put icecubes in a hot shower to calm the bush!
-If you want more tips my information is above add me ;)
-If you are experiancing ITCHY vag area rub sudo cream on to soften.