Pubic hair
Pubic hair is the sign of maturity. Therefore, mature people are very interested in pubic hair. Ask your mom!
The growth of pubic hair marks the beginning of Adolescence, while the removal of the same often is a sign that the adult life now has moved to a new base.
Synonyms
Also known as "crab down", "muff grass", "carpet top", "scab cover", "crotch lawn", "tooth floss", "crotch muffinery", "Pak (in Arabic)", and Map of Tasmania (in Tasmanian). Pubic Hair has been used throughout the ages in a variety of manufacturing processes. Everything from remote controls to pottery has at one time or another included this element in its manufacture. Today, this common yet indispensable ingredient is used to produce the 20 foot tall wheels you see on those earth movers found in open-pit mines.
Professional use
Falling out of favor recently in the area of female aesthetics and grooming, pubic hairs are now considered a nuisance when performing cunnilingus. "Shaved Pussies" are "de riguer" nowadays. Gone are the huge bushes of yesteryear and the archaic yet pleasant practice of pulling pubes from one's teeth.
Theory
Scientists still have not found a plausible explanation for the existence of this body hair and suspect it has something to do with Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, the part where he goes on and on about his wife's hairy pussy and how it's prettier than his big fat moustache. Scientists are also taking into account that pubic hair may actually be a beard for your sex parts keeping them warm while you die of cold.
Pubic Displacement
This is disease suffered by many and now is rife throughout many Western countries. The symptoms of pubic displacement are about as obvious as anything. Sufferers will at first notice that they do not, in fact, have pubes where they should be. The next thing they will notice is an abundance of curly hair growing on their head. Fuckin' .. Bezzin!
Sufferers can be of any age and most are born with it. However, in 1010, alchemists accidentally discovered eating the crusts of bread had a serious effect on the growth of the displacement. As of the early 1940's, pubic displacement has become somewhat fashionable and many are sporting their hair as a chav would sport off his alcoholic mother.
Pubic displacement is easily jumbled up with the hair grown on people of African descent. This is easy to see why however, many people are pleasantly surprised when they find that the pubes are in fact where they should be anyway. A night of long hardcore sex usually entails.
Sufferers:
- Adrian Nastase
- Kurt Gödel
- Michael Barrymore
- Elton John
- Betty Boop
- Pee Niss
- Carrot Top
- Your Mother
- Simon McGuire
- Matt Brooks