Editing Government (section)

== In society ==

A '''government''' is a group of people that exist for the purposes of increasing debt, widening the gap between rich people and poor people, and funding world domination projects such as Alkayda & America. Government was invented by Ugg the caveman in 7331 BC when he hit his fellow cavemen Obb over the head with a club in return for a slab of [[meat]] from fellow [[Cave men|caveman]] Jubb. Since then, more sophisticated forms of government have been developed, in which the person hit over the head with a club is often cannibalized by wild rodents or IRS agents, so as not to waste any usable parts. Government reached a high point in 1917, when [[Lenin]] invented [[toilet]] paper.

''(The above statement has been proven to be false. Government was invented in a basement in Pittsburgh in 1948 by several deranged space heaters. Also, it was Trotsky who created toilet paper, but don't tell Stalin I said that ..... )''[[File:Goverment1.jpg|left|thumb|246px|They know everything!]]

{{c|A '''government''' is "the organization, that is the governing authority of a political unit,"<ref>[http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=government Wordnet Search 3.0: Government]</ref> "the ruling power in a political society,"<ref>[http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Government LoveToKnow: 1911 Encyclopedia: Government]</ref> and the apparatus through which a governing body functions and exercises authority.<ref>American 760</ref> "Government, with the authority to make laws, to adjudicate disputes, and to issue administrative decisions, and with a monopoly of authorized force where it fails to persuade, is an indispensable means, ''proximately'', to the peace of communal life."<ref name="adler 80">Adler 80-81</ref> "A compulsory territorial monopolist of protection and jurisdiction equipped with the power to tax without unanimous consent."<ref>{{cite book|title=The Myth of National Defense|author=Hoppe, Hans-Hermann|pages=8|isbn=0-945466-37-4|year=2003}}</ref> Statist theorists maintain that the necessity of government derives from the fact that the people need to live in communities, yet personal autonomy must be constrained in these communities.

A [[state]] or [[province]] of sufficient size and complexity will have different layers or levels of government: local, regional and national.}}