Computer game
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Computer games are the primary leisure activity of American male virgins, stoners, and basement dwellers. Vicious creations of Satan himself, computer games are created with the sole purpose of causing violence, sorrow, death, and cramped thumbs.
Recent psychological studies have shown that just about everything that goes wrong with children (or society in general) from as early as 604 A.D. can be directly or indirectly blamed on computer games. The long list of problems caused by computer games includes loneliness, suicidal and homicidal tendencies, anti-social behaviour, emo's, AIDS, nuclear radiation, and the world famine problem. We blame John Carmack.
Sources inside the White House claim that President Bush decided to invade Iraq after playing a particularly violent computer game, which he described as "a yellow disc-like terrorist that mercilessly devoured innocent American pulsating dots while evading U.N. weapon inspector ghosts".
Parents around the nation responded with delight to the news that everything that goes wrong with their offspring can now be easily blamed on a single external cause.
The most popular form of computer game is the Role Playing Game, all others are of such insignificance that we need not mention them.
llamas are most commonly known to create video games that involve fun. llamas just wanna have fuh-un! Yeah, llamas just wanna have fun. some of the best known games that llamas created are Wii sports, prince of persia IV and three quarters, and the always exciting: God of war 946 (your mom created the first 945 gods of war. lol good laughs.). As of the year 1.3, humans have been staring at a computer screen, playing halo, and eating twinkies for most of their lives, hence the term "fatty", originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine(lol redundancy) now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine, now used to describe us, originally used to describe swine.
Some of the most boring games range from computer chess on all "apple" computers, to the always awesome World of Warcraft.