Talk:Child porn

Unfunny

The current state of this article bores me. I seem to remember an older version featuring Chris Hansen, anyone care to bring him back? Coz he's always funny.

This didnt worry me...

I know for a fact I haven't watched any child porn. I clicked Random Page... so they AINT GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!! -- Captain Nerd(Talk)

We should keep Uncyclopedia ethical, I think in light of this we should modify the content of the main page somewhat. That's all I have to say on the subject. Signed Timothy Scriven.

I don't particularly think that this is a funny topic. I just won't read it then. --Stikman 10:45, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

I clicked on 'April Fool' & came to 'Child Porn'. It is not funny, i.e, the joke does not make sense, even in a meta-humorous view. An other example of a humorless joke, to illustrate the point, is this one:

Knock-Knock
Whose there?
Porn
Porn who?
Porn is nrop spelled backwards.

If the humor escaped my limited grasp, then I apologize.

no, it's humorless.

Since I am not registered my IP is viewable... OOPS! BUSTED!

What I want to know is how they personalized it with your user name. But seriously. NOT FUNNY PEOPLE. JUST SICK.

this is not funny

THE FBI IS ON YOU RUN RUN RUN APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL RUN RUN RUN FBI RUN RUNR UN CHILD PRON

You gonna get V&.

DUDE, I WANT CHRIS HANSEN BACK!!!!

Me too. I'm putting him back. And if he disappears again, we'll have to set up a meeting for it. Mightywayne 15:07, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

I miss him toooo...

"older people are ugly and children are hot."

Damn True!

                      23:32, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

wtf???

this is sick, why the hell would they make fun of this... and it seriously scared me with the FBI warning...

This is not funny

Plz don't send the FBI to my house! I pressed random page and acidently found this page.

P.S. Your page is not funny and this is mean! >;C

--Skate1168 01:48, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

This doestn actualy send the fbi after u does it??? Bonne Nuit Bijou 22:03, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• SIGH* They can't, since we don't provide actual child porn here. Ace Attacker 03:11, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

so unfortunitexxdsxxdemonic 13:55, 18 febuary 2009

Well yeah that's true but it freaked me out a litle03:39, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I think it is possible to improve this, lets add actual child porn so thing make more sense! Ace Attacker 14:15, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Best practical joke ive seen so far on uncyclopedia!

Im a lucky guy.. I knew this template:username trick a month ago from the care bears (!!!) article, and it scared me back then, this "you, Mahm00shA" thing, now I use it frequently on my user page.. And I swear to Gee Dee, I would have shat myself (lit.) if I had run into this damn article first Mahm00shA kills you! 15:39, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Who says I wanted to see it

I prefer violence! :)

• Dude, we won't hurt a child! Well, except for certain "body part". :p Ace Attacker 03:24, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Being afraid is not funny

There's two conflicting articles here; one, the main one, and two, the FBI is watching you stuff. Many of the people who posted here said it made them feel uncomfortable (i.e. not feel like laughing). Seeing other people be afraid: funny. Being afraid: not funny. The article used to be really funny about a year or two ago before the FBI and Chris Hansen stuff was added. Working.... Binky The WonderSkull 02:10, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

ATTENTION

LEGALIZE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 69.171.160.109 (talk • contribs)

No. Also, I'm sending your IP address to the FBI. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:56, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

yeah send them IP's of all that crazy people who want to change rules like proposing homosexual marriages, reducing retirement age, etc. uh-uh.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 77.50.136.199 (talk • contribs)