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Rainbow of Darkness
“It's not that the colours aren't there, it's just the imagination they lack.”
Rammstein
“I've been to one of their concerts, and believe me, that dildo thing was so fuckin' hot. ...Wait, what were you askin' me, again?”
Rammstein2
“Damn, these guys sure are some fuckin' crazy musicians.”
Randaberg
“Hey, this is not Disneyland!”
Reality show
“Reality? I don't need no stinking reality, gimme cheddar instead”
Redfiretruckeffect
“If you can make one heap of all your biters and make fun of them at the same time, then yours is the earth and all that is in it, and you'll be a man my son!”
Red Poop
“No! I won't say anything quotable!”
Reggae
“It is most remarkably similar to shaving a cat with a 1970s electric guitar”
“There is nothing more satisfying than absolute silence, except perhaps listening to psychedelic dub”
Requested Articles
“What? Write all of these? Do it yourself, slacker.”
Rudolph Hitler
“What kind of jackass is THAT obsessed with cooking shows?.”
Rule of thumb
“I used to follow rules of thumb, but then my fingers got cut off.”
Russia1
“Stalin, that man of greatness. I would shake his hand if I could meet him. Never have the poor had such a champion.”
Russian Grue Munching
“In Soviet Russia, YOU eat Grue!”