User:BobTheEgg

Hey there. Glad you somehow made it to my Userpage. I have just one question for you before you go...

Alright, alright, you got me. I have a little time to annoy you some more since you're just dying to read this!

My favorite color is Batman, as is my favorite food, comic book, movie, song, band, and drug dealer. I mean, psychiatrist (is there a difference? I've always wondered). Look, the point is on a thumbtack.

Really, I mean it. GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL. Like curl up in a ball and die. Something.

Dammit, why are you still here? Go look at this article on potatoes or something. Go on.

Alright, you know what? Since you seem to be really bored and will read through the most uninteresting crap like that which I have written above, absorb yourself in these beautiful photos of Nicolas Cage as everyone. http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

You have fun now.