User:Un-MadMax

Writer of the Month March 2010 Uncyclopedian of the Year 2007

This user is not on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. He has actually just put this template here in a desperate attempt to prevent people from vandalising his user page. His expected date of return is yesterday. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.