User:Symuun

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

Probably should have made this page a while back, but never mind. I'm Symuun, remarkably, and I have no idea what to put here. So since I can't do all that clever formatting business (read: can't be bothered to find out how), here's some links.

Things I have made

• HowTo:Be An Evil Star Emperor - My first article. I felt so proud when I found out it had been a featured HowTo.
• The Moderately Frivolous Gnomes Of Utter Desperation - Prog rock is so 1970's.

Collaborations with User:Sherlotte

• Safety scissors - An expression of our deep-rooted hatred for such thing
• HowTo:Do Fish Impressions - Speaks for itself
• West Country - Let the truth be known!

Things I have helped with

• Exploding Peasants - Originally by User:LockeCarnelia; I expanded it a bit. And I don't even remember now which bits are mine. Shameful of me.

At some point I may arrange these in a pleasing order. Until then, here are some userboxes

This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

...This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.