User:Todd Lyons/bibliography
Articles
- 22.86 Centimetre Nails
- A belated favour for Morrissey
- Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
- An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes with Audio!
- Asperger Syndrome ~ In collaboration with Famine
- Billy Graham—Featured June 21, 2009.
- British Invasion
- Canadian content
- Cannibalism
- Captain's log—Quasi-Featured
- Celebrity Deathmatch
- Celebrity Roast
- Central Processing Unit
- The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women—Nominated by emc. :) Featured November 23-24, 2006.
- David Gilmour (rewrite)
- Dead Politicians Club
- Dear Diary—Nominated by LongLiverh3. Featured June 7, 2009.
- Dear John letter—Nominated by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Featured December 8, 2006.
- Dwight Schultz
- Ecky-Thump ~ In collaboration with Mhaille. Featured May 17, 2007.
- Edit War (video game)
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
- Embracing Mediocrity—Three days from completion to front page featuredom. Thanks everyone! Nominated by Winston. Featured June 2-3, 2006.
- Ethnicity
- Failure University—Featured June 27, 2009.
- The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
- Fake announcer voice—Nominated by Thekillerfroggy Featured August 6, 2009.
- Fecal E.Coli—Featured November 24-25, 2005. (amazing art by RadicalX).
- Fedora Core (product box by RadicalX)
- Flin Flon, Manitoba
- Fozzie Bear
- Franco-American War
- Garrison Keillor
- Handicapped ~ In collaboration with Claudius Prime
- Heywood Banks
- Horton Hires a Ho—Nominated for featured article by Rcmurphy. Featured October 14-15, 2006. (book cover by InfiniteMonkey).
- How Do I Love Thee
- HowTo:Get Banned—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured July 23-34, 2006.
- HowTo:Speak Tamarian
- Ice cream truck—Nominated by Imrealized. Featured June 16, 2011.
- I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
- Invictus
- John Turner
- Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters—Nominated by Romartus Featured May 19, 2009.
- Knight
- Life's Answerable Questions—Featured December 26, 2006
- Linus Torvalds (rewrite)
- Linux (rewrite)
- Lobe (album cover by Mhaille)
- MediaWiki
- Memory (rewrite)
- Microsoft Windows (rewrite)
- Nikki lesson
- Neil Young
- The Night After Christmas—Featured December 26-27, 2005. (art by RadicalX and Mhaille).
- The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
- OCD—So nice, it was featured twice! February 22, 2006, 12:11 AM - 12:18 AM and February 26-27, 2006. (M&Ms by MoneySign).
- Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill
- On a stick—Nominated by OsirisX. Featured May 21-22, 2006.
- Oscar Mayer—Nominated by Kaizer the Bjorn. Featured June 4-5, 2006. My first back-to-back feature!
- Patriotism—A collaboration with Claudius Prime and Mhaille Featured June 13, 2006
- Pittsburgh Pirates (logo by Mahroww, campus pic by Winckle)
- Prima donna
- Proctology
- R. L. Stine
- Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand
- Red Hat Linux
- Richard M. Stallman—Nominated by Sikon. Featured February 11-12, 2006. (photos by Doug and Mahroww).
- The Road Not Taken
- Rock Hudson
- Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured October 1, 2008.
- The Root of All Evil—Nominated by SimulacrumCaputosis. Featured May 6-7, 2006.
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- Rye
- St. Ignucius (stained glass by One-eyed Jack)
- Shall I Compare Thee
- Stench (album cover by Mhaille)
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- Sue
- The Taming of the Shrew
- Teapot (rewrite)
- To Be Announced (band picture by RadicalX)
- ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign—Nominated by TheSlyFox. Featured July 16, 2011.
- Tom Servo (rewrite)
- The Tragically Hip
- Unfair use
- UnNews:Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
- UnNews:'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
- UnNews:Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say
- UnNews:Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
- UnNews:Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
- UnNews:U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
- UnNews:Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
- UnNews:Whale swims through downtown London
- UnPoetia:Ozymandias
- Unquotable:William Shatner
- The Vagina Monologues—Nominated by Hindleyite. Featured December 10, 2006.
- Whore: A Retrospective—Quasi-Featured
- Why?:Are we here
- Why?:Play Bass?—Featured Why? Article
- The Writer's Almanac / The Best of The Writer's Almanac
- Worst 100 Inventions of All Time
Audio Recordings
- Article Audio: The Night After Christmas
- Article Audio: HowTo:Live with UC
- Article Audio: Failure University
- Article Audio: Balloon Animals
- UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log
- Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"
- Obama feeds his kids, revealing his disgusting Socialist tendencies
- Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill
- An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes
- Madonna to Adopt Susan Boyle
- Supreme Court approves death penalty for jaywalking
- Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians
- UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)—Nominated by Necropaxx. Featured June 10, 2009.
- UnTunes:Stinky Love Song
- UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap—Nominated by Kip the Dip. Featured December 3, 2007.
- North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick
- The Bowels of Hell open at The Root of All Evil
- North Dakota Dick Festival expected to draw thousands
- Fanboy disappointed by PS3
- Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
- Ex-Wal-Mart_employee pleads guilty to fraud
- Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
- Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
- Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
- AAAAAAAAA! (info)
- The "Daryl Dipstick Morning Show"
- Visit beautiful, scenic Tuktoyaktuk (ad by "Daryl Dipstick")
- Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes
- U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
- Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
- Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece
- Grass found to be greener on the other side
Article/Audio Breakdown by Project Participation
- UnBooks (4) — Embracing Mediocrity • The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer • Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
- UnNews Stories (8) — Whale swims through downtown London • U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered • Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud • 'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95 • Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil • Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove • Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say • Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
- UnNews Audio (19) — Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos" • Obama feeds his kids, revealing his disgusting Socialist tendencies • Madonna to Adopt Susan Boyle • Supreme Court approves death penalty for jaywalking • Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians • North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick • The Bowels of Hell open at The Root of All Evil • North Dakota Dick Festival expected to draw thousands • Fanboy disappointed by PS3 • Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations • Ex-Wal-Mart_employee pleads guilty to fraud • Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war • Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove • Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted — Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes • U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered • Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame • Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece • Grass found to be greener on the other side
- Unquotable (1) — William Shatner
- UnPoetia (12) — Horton Hires a Ho • The Night After Christmas • The Best of The Writer's Almanac • Ozymandias • I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud • How Do I Love Thee • Shall I Compare Thee • The Road Not Taken • Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening • The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition • Invictus • Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill
- UnTunes (4) — Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap • Stinky Love Song • I Like Cats (The Other White Meat) • I Will Possess Your Log
- Why? (1) — Why?:Play Bass
Significant Additions To
AAAAAAAAA! (spoken word version) (info) • Brian Mulroney • Canada • DSM • Googlewhack • Jabot • Jean Chrétien • Kim Campbell • Merde, She Wrote (Episodes section) • Microsoft Office • People with distinguished names • Pirate • Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film • The A-Team • Things the government doesn't want you to know • Totty • Wikistitution • Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit (Criticism section) • Worst 100 Bands of All Time • Virus
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