User:Un-Robot569

Robot569 is a Uncyclopedian which needs to learn how to write funny articles. Can someone teach him by talking to him nd telling him stories of articles which died?

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.