UnTunes:Washingtonians
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Credits[edit]
- Based on California Gurls by: Katy Perry
- Lyrics written by:
β ia§ - Vocals vocalized by: To Be Determined
Inspiration[edit]
A simple ballad An upbeat rhythm by
Lyrics[edit]
- Escape, loved ones
- Don’t take this journey
- I know a place
- Where the grass is really wetter
- Cold, wet, and mild
- Something’s up with the weather
- Sippin' Starbucks
- Layin' underneath the evergreens (Real gross!)
- The boys
- Wear North Face
- Try'na stay a little warmer (Failure!)
- You could travel the world
- But nothing comes close
- To the Puget Sound
- Once you party with us
- You'll wish you were found
- Oooooh oh oooooh
- Chorus
- Washingtonians
- We're unreliable
- Edward, Bella , And those werewolves!
- Introverts extreme
- We'll wear your patience thin!
- Oooooh oh oooooh!
- Washingtonians
- We're ultra-liberal
- Birkenstocks
- And organic foods
- West coast’s hidden gem
- That should stay hidden
- Oooooh oh oooooh!
- View from the Needle
- We don't mind leaves in our sandals
- We freak
- In my van
- Alternative rock on the stereo (Oh oh)
- You could travel the world
- But nothing comes close
- To the Puget Sound
- Once you party with us
- You'll wish you were found!
- Oooooh oh oooooh
- Chorus
- Washingtonians
- We're unpredictable
- Arsonists and the grunge movement
- Goths and geeks
- Compete
- For jobs at Microsoft
- Oooooh oh oooooh!
- Washingtonians
- Epitome of gloom
- Passive-aggressive
- Just like India
- West coast’s hidden gem
- That should stay hidden
- Oooooh oh oooooh!
Snoop DoggEminemβ ia§- Pale, fat
- depressed and nerdy
- Turn it up 'cause we invented QWERTY
- Wow, wow, West Coast
- These are the people I avoid the most
- I mean the ones
- I mean like, see em’ and freeze!
- Eco-
- Friendly
- Plant them trees!
- The people freak
- If you drive a Jeep
- Cause you pollute
- Hate the aroma
- And carcinoma
- High school diploma
- Just like I hate Tacoma
- Bellingham
- And Everett
- You’re cool if you own a Corvette
- All the boys
- Motorcycle
- Every girl
- Loves recycle
- Apples, chapels, Scrabble
- Yes Snapple
- Just the Dr.
- And the scalpel.
- Bill, my man?
- (Yeah)
- I’m your biggest fan
- (Uh huh)
- I know I can’t rap
- But you put Seattle on the map
- (Ohhh yeahh)
- Chorus
- Washingtonians
- We're unacceptable
- Eco-freaks
- Plus socks and sandals
- Rain-soaked skin
- So cold
- We'll chill your latte
- Oooooh oh oooooh!
- Washingtonians
- We're unaccommodating
- 60 degrees
- Is when they all melt
- West coast’s hidden gem
- That should stay hidden!
- Oooooh oh oooooh
- Robotic voice, most likely GLaDOS
- Washingtonians!
- Washingtonians, yeah!
- Washingtonians!
- Washingtonians, yeah!
Reception[edit]
After this song was released, all Western Washingtonians purchased and rejoiced, downloading it on their Zunes (there are no such things as iPods in Washington State) and dancing to their favorite verses. Eastern Washingtonians didn't seem to enjoy it as much, as it seems that all Washington State stereotypes seem directed to the more favored side west of the Cascades.
It is reported that Barack Obama, Jay Leno, and Sarah Palin all have bought copies (although Jay Leno's case is debatable, and depends on whether or not his chin has eaten it yet).
Importance to Mankind[edit]
Music Video[edit]
The following clips were leaked from the upcoming "Washingtonians" music video against the consent of
