By Helen A.S. Popkin

The Angry Birds Peace Summit at Camp David of November 2010 between the Angry Birds and Pigs, as moderated by some French dude, ultimately failed to negotiate a final status settlement to the Angry Birds-Pigs conflict.

The enraged flock continues to hurl its army via slingshot into the Pig bulwark where the bulk of the flock's stolen eggs are stored. The Birds vow to either damage the glass, wood and stone structure or take out all the Pigs, battling until the last of the flock is shot into the fray.

Despite hopeful precedent in a previous Camp David Accords where U.S. President Jimmy Carter was able to broker a peace agreement between warring factions, the interim process found the still-furious Birds shouting NSFW (Not Safe For Work) expletives, unwilling to stop assaults and as such, the Pigs unwilling to stop stealing eggs.

As total "Angry Birds" downloads reach 30 million (one game for 10 people in America), there seems to be no end in sight for the conflict.  Indeed, while the game is available for free on Android, the war continues to receive substantial subsidies from the 10 million iPhone and iPad users who pay 99 cents to play the premium version. No other game app comes close