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Big balls, shamazeballs, creeping balls? - Nicole's best X Factor bits

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Simon Cowell seems to have confirmed Nicole Scherzinger's departure from The X Factor, after thanking the former Pussycat Doll "for everything" on Twitter.

The music mogul, who is set to return as a judge on the UK X Factor, tweeted: "Nicole will always be a part of the X Factor family. Now signed to Sony as an artist. Thank you Nicole for everything."

As we prepare to come to terms with another star replacing Scherzinger and the lack of chat about balls in her absence, we reminisce over her best bits below:

Them balls need growing...

Jahmene and Nicole Scherzinger

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When Nicole Scherzinger selected Jahmene Douglas as one of her three finalists, she firmly instructed him to grow some balls...

Baby found his balls!


"Baby, you found them!" Nicole Sherzinger exclaimed, barely containing her excitement at Jahmene finally locating his balls and giving a strong performance during the live final.

Arguably the world's biggest balls

'The X Factor Live Results Show' TV Programme, London, Britain - 25 Nov 2012
Judges, Nicole Scherzinger with Jahmene Douglas
25 Nov 2012

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Nicole Scherzinger and Jahmene Douglas


Not only did Jahmene grow those balls, but suddenly he had the biggest balls of anyone Nicole Scherzinger knew....

Creeping balls?

Suddenly Nicole Scherzinger was speaking of "balls creeping up" towards her following finalist Luke Friend's performance. We haven't got a clue. We just hope they weren't Louis's.

Alluding to balls

The X Factor: Nicole and James wait for the results.

© Ken McKay/Thames/Rex Features


"He has a passion in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it!" Luckily she wasn't talking about Louis Walsh. Mind you, she was referring to James Arthur...

James Arthur's big hairy balls


And it wasn't long until she was singing about vaginas and James Arthur's "big old hairy balls"...

And the best balls of all...

Nicole Scherzinger cleverly combines "shazam" with "amazing" to make "Shamazeballs!" along with other variations such as "Jahmazing" and "Shamazing".

Nicole hits Brentwood

Nicole Scherzinger, Amy Childs, Rylan Clark
X Factor

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We're not sure if she was persuaded into a Vajazzle (it looks as though she's about to watch Rylan have one), but Nicole still thoroughly enjoyed a day out in Essex at Amy Childs's salon.

Go Rylan!

'The X Factor Live' TV Programme, London, Britain - 10 Nov 2012
The Judges : Louis Walsh, Tulisa Contostavlos, Gary Barlow and Nicole Scherzinger
10 Nov 2012

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Nicole Scherzinger cheers for Rylan


No one could knock Nicole's passion for her finalists. When she wasn't making up words for them, she was clambering up on the desks with her fist in the air to show her support...

No, baby, no...


You know you're in the wrong when Nicole stands up and slowly says, 'No, baby, no' while shaking her head from side to side, which auditonee Zoe Alexander was subjected to after having a meltdown on stage.

Giving up the day job

Nicole Scherzinger joins X Factor Finalist Jahmene Douglas at his old employers ASDA. - 31 Oct 2012
Jahmene Douglas and Nicole Scherzinger
31 Oct 2012

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Jahmene Douglas and Nicole Scherzinger


The star had no qualms about donning an Asda uniform and performing the supermarket's trademark bum slap and kick jump for Jahmene Douglas.

Greggs' tasty sausage

Nicole Scherzinger and Hannah Barrett eat sausage rolls together

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Nicole Scherzinger samples a sausage roll


And she wasn't afraid to put on a hairnet and tuck into a sausage roll in Greggs with former finalist Hannah Barrett.

Cornflake boy

Wildcard act Christopher Maloney is chosen by the public to become the thirteenth  X Factor finalist on 'The X Factor', shown on ITV HD
England

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Chris Maloney


Nicole couldn't have summed up Chris Maloney better when she told him: "I'm a Coco Pops girl drowning in full fat milk, and you're giving me vanilla skimmed milk on top of a cornflake, a single cornflake." No-one likes skimmed milk.

Gary so horny

The X Factor: Nicole, halloween

© Ken McKay/Thames/Rex Features


We know it was Halloween but we don't know what Nicole's got on her head. And we've never before seen so much crimped hair. But things got really scary when she told Gary Barlow that he was a little devil and so horny before launching into her own rendition of 'I'm Horny' for the Take That star.

The grand finale


But was she trying to upstage Sam Bailey a tiny bit?


At least she didn't snatch the mike...

Non-drunk disco diva

'The X Factor Live Results Show' TV Programme, London, Britain - 25 Nov 2012
Judges, Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne, Gary Barlow

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Nicole Scherzinger


Nicole Scherzinger was not inebriated as rumoured following her enthusiastic judging during a show last November, she was just getting into the disco spirit.

That dress

'The X Factor' final TV show, Wembley Arena, London, Britain - 15 Dec 2013
Judges - Nicole Scherzinger and Gary Barlow
15 Dec 2013

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Nicole Scherzinger and Gary Barlow


And who could forget Nicole's sheer and sparkly Julien Macdonald gown which she wore on the final before Sam Bailey was crowned the winner?

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