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Classic Baseball Humor

This section has but one purpose, to bring a smile to your face. It is filled with hundreds of jokes, anecdotes, lists, stories and cartoons — all of them related to baseball. I truly hope it will cause some laughter or amusement and lighten up your day just a little.

"You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are 'Play Ball'" - Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
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Lists & Legends

50 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Baseball & Football
   by Rick Woodson
Baseball and Football
   by George Carlin
Casey Stengel Testimony at Senate Anti-Trust & Monopoly Hearings
   by Casey Stengel & Mickey Mantle
Who's On First
   by Abbott & Costello
Why Is Baseball So Much Better Than Football?
   by Thomas Boswell
Baseball Anecdotes & Stories
   by Miscellaneous
Jokes
   by Miscellaneous
Why Baseball Is Better Than Sex
   by Miscellaneous
Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex Top 10
   by Miscellaneous
Another Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Baseball Movies Playing In Times Square
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Baseball Player Demands
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Chili Davis' Complaints About Fans
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Cool Things About Having The World Series In New York
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Curt Schilling Pre-Game Rituals
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Favorite Games of Cal Ripken Jr.'s Career
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Fidel Castro Baseball Jeers
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Good Things About a Baseball Strike
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Good Things About Playing Baseball In New York
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Horrifying Secrets Of Cal Ripken, Jr.
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Popular Attractions At The Baseball Hall of Fame
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Popular Baseball Anthems
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Popular Snacks Sold At The World Series
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Least Successful Baseball Promotions
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Little Used Slang Terms For Hitting A Home Run
   by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
   by David Letterman
Top Ten New York Mets Excuses
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Other Highlights of the 1998 Baseball Season
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Other Ways To Forfeit A Baseball Game
   by David Letterman
Top Ten People Least Likely To Break Roger Maris's Home Run Record
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Baseball Jokes
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Reasons Canada Keeps Beating Us In The World Series
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Reasons The Mets Will Do Better in 1996
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Rejected Baseball Expansion Teams
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Rejected Slogans For MLB
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Secrets to the Boston Red Sox Comeback
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs An Umpire Is Nuts
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs New York Has Baseball Fever
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs The New York Yankees Are Getting Arrogant
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs The Pressure Is Getting To You During A Perfect Game
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball Team
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Is Rusty
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn't Ready for the Regular Season
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Team is on Drugs
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Signs Your Team Won't Be Playing In the World Series
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Thanks The Yankees Have Always Wanted To Say
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Things Babe Ruth Would Say If He Were Alive Today
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Things Don Zimmer Said After Being Hit In The Head
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Suspended by MLB
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Bottom Of A Pile-On
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Fenway Park Hot Dog Vendor
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways MLB Teams Can Win Back The Fans
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways New Yorkers Are Celebrating The Yankees Victory
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways The Mets Can Improve
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways The Mets Can Improve This Year
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways The Yankees Can Top Their 1998 Season
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways To Create More Interest In Baseball
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce Hideki Irabu
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce Kirby Puckett
   by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
   by David Letterman
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David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

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