City

While London is universally recognized to not exist, England is still considered by many to be a city.

A city, also known as three towns in a trench coat, is a large settlement, often of human inhabitants. Depending on the location, these inhabitants could also be fish people. The term "city" holds different meanings often depending on country and in some places the settlement can be very small comparatively, which means this word is useless. Modern naming conventions have kept the term around, seeing how such cities as Atlantic City, Mexico City, and Kansas City could be confused respectively with the Atlantic ocean, the nation of Mexico, or the worlds second largest meth lab. Some other sweet little lies include Vatican City, which is an entire country. By contrast, the Empire of Rome, one of the largest ever to exist, was named after a single city.

Linguists around the world have determined this to be some prime rib tomfuckery.

History

While the origins of the first cities is unknown, it is said in the Bible that Jesus was the first mayor of Heaven, as elected democratically by Pontius Pilate, Judas, and the population of Golgotha. The ever-increasing human population at the time, fearing the wrath of the one true God and wild boars, would follow this example, erecting the first settlements in the approximate area of Mesopotamia.