Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 4のソースを表示ひょうじ

'''[[October]] 4:''' International [[Holiday]] In [[Space]] Day

*[[-9000]]! - [[Crisis on Negative Earth 3]]!
*[[13]] - Jesus had his first wank.
*[[1957]] - Freak traffic accident results in the launching of a motor home into space. Intergalactic cops quickly come by to ask them to keep the party noises down.
*[[1969]] - Astronauts land on the moon. They celebrate the biggest achievement in human history by bouncing up and down. No holidays are named. Skeptics call their bluff.
*[[1973]] - Shit happens.
*[[1980]] - The 80s are back!
*[[1993]] - Million Gen-Xer march halted because my dumbass dad can't get his van running.
*[[2005]] - [[Steve Ballmer]] claims yet another victim.
*[[2006]] - Colorado and Wyoming change shared border
*[[2006]] - Mother Nature sinks [[Louisiana]], [[New York]], most of [[Florida]] and some of [[North Calorina]]
*[[2006]] - [[Texas]] splits into 3 pieces - [[Box]], [[New Texas]] and [[Dubyaland]]
*[[2006]] - [[Iraq]] becomes [[New Louisiana]]. [[Nike Revolution of 2006]] ends.
*[[2064]] - The space [[You have two cows|cow]] is discovered. The first space cheese is made within four days.
*[[2222]] - On the 1/4 the whole world blows up and a tiny little nut form the centre of the earth is all thats left and then....and then...and then...

*[[1990]] - [[My]] birthday