Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 8のソースを表示ひょうじ

[[File:Edwardiiigoatee.png|right|140px|"If Guy Fieri can pull it off, why can't I?"]]
'''[[June]] 8:''' '''[[Paranoia|Your Friends are Totally Trying to Kill You Day]]'''
*[[1213]] - [[The Vatican]], under [[Pope]] Innocent III, creates [[purgatory]].
*[[1312]] - [[History of Great Britain|King Edward II]] became the first man to successfully grow a [[beard|goatee]]. (''Pictured'')
*[[1798]] - [[North Dakota]] moves from the [[south]] of [[South Dakota]] to the [[north]] of [[South Dakota]], to better fit its name.
*[[1861]] - [[Tennessee]] secedes from the [[Civil War|Union]] after being called a [[pussy]] by South Carolina.
*[[1949]] - Author [[George Orwell]] writes his seminal classic, [[Nineteen Eighty-Four]], thirty-five years two early.
*[[1977]] - [[Kanye West]] drops a generation-defining EP minutes after [[birth|being born]].
*[[2017]] - [[You]] read this entry, but you wished you [[Nobody cares|hadn't bothered]].
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