User:Enzo Aquarius

⚠ THE ALMIGHTY ENZO AQUARIUS !
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Just like all Starfleet you talk and you talk but you have no guramba.
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Aquarii
Enzo Aquarius
Aquarius

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Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!)
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
1 This user rewrote 1 page for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?
This user's IQ is 470.
This user is Over 9000.
Capital	Canada, United States
Previous capital	Atlantis
Largest city	Abydos
Official languages	Aquarian
Government	Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy
President	Enzo Aquarius
Vice President	Some Uncyclopedia Admin
National Hero(es)	Enzo Aquarius the First
Currency	The Aquarian
Religion	Chooseth Thee Religion
Population	It's over 9000!!
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Today's Aquarius article See the article yourself! The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks. The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!) Did you know... ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies? ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room? ...this is a very ugly user page? ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well? ...that you can breathe oxygen? ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series? ...eyerape is not good for your health? ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section? ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual? ...I have a Royal Flush? ...all your base are belong to you? ...you should eat and drink to live? ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides? ...there's a Furry standing behind you? ...that you are still reading this? ... snacking on bait while fishing just makes you more tempting to sharks? ... snacking on bait while fishing just makes you more tempting to sharks? ... snacking on bait while fishing just makes you more tempting to sharks? ... snacking on bait while fishing just makes you more tempting to sharks? ... snacking on bait while fishing just makes you more tempting to sharks? ... snacking on bait while fishing just makes you more tempting to sharks?	In the news Aquarius rules the world after winning a game of chess. Aquarius destroys the Moon with a photon torpedo. Overwhelmed by Federation ships, the king of the Borg surrenders to Aquarius. Gathering a force of Federation starships, everybody surrenders to Aquarius Vegeta buys an island of the coast of Peru. I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote (pictured) Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election Assassin shoots Uncyclopedia in ear Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ Sunak soaked for General Election announcement Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog Alfa Romeos to get even uglier Ukraine minister charged with corruption French guard Buckingham Palace Bush praises Aquarius' actions as 'cool'. On this day... Today is a good day to construct starships! Talk funny, I do not. November 10: Like Yoda Talking, International Day of, International Videogame Day 1604 - Shakespeare says, "To be, or to be not." 1863 - Gettysburg at, Abraham Lincoln declares "Our Fathers this continent a new nation brought forth, proposition that equality all men have and liberty was conceived therein, seven and four score years ago." 1927 - Lenin accidentally orders execution of 10,000 Russian oligarchs imitating master Yoda with the words "Execute, do not, forgive". 1940 - Winston Churchill proclaims, "On the beaches, fight them, we will." 1962 - President John F. Kennedy says "Moon we choose in this decade to go, easy not because of, but hard." 1965 - The Rolling Stones release Satisfaction I cannot get. 1967 - Mick Jagger states, "To meet you, pleased I am. Guess my name, hope you I." 1992 - Michael Stipe declares, "In the corner, me that is. In the spotlight, me that is. Losing my religion, I am." 1997 - Bjork "Full of love, all is." 1998 - President Bill Clinton states "Sexual relations with that woman, I had not" 1998 - Britney Spears sings "One more time baby, hit me you shall." 2000 - Aerosmith sings "Like a lady, Dude looks." and "A gun, Janie's got." 2005 - Kanye West declares "Care about black people, George Bush does not." 2005 - Deny the above claim, George Bush does. 2005 - Bush declares "Uh, um, forget my line I did." Yoda , "Lost a line, President Bush has. Very embarrasing it is, very embarrasing," replies. 2006 - 5 hours after the Playstation 3 was released, bankrupt, Sony becomes. (or a crapload of money Sony gets, one of those, hmm?). 2009 - President Obama said "Do it we can". Today's featured picture I should REALLY fire that contractor. Edit Caption Image Credit: THE ALMIGHTY ENZO AQUARIUS UnVote on this image - Nominate old image
NO! NOOOOOOOO! *Smashes window* Recent Articles that I included for some reason Bunsen burner (pictured) | Queue | Odysseus | Mutually exclusive events‎ | Calcium | Kristi Noem | Anti-Zionism | Kevin McCarthy | Mike Johnson | House of Bourbon | Akaa, Finland | Nikki Haley | Menelaus | Ajax | Air Canada | Agamemnon | Great Schism | UnTunes:I'm Just Ten | Taylor Swift | Praey for the gods‎‎ | Henry Kissinger | Sandra Day O'Connor | Battle for Dream Island | Rastadon | Quintana Roo | Digestive system | The Sims 4 | Ahsoka (TV series) Kree! Jaffa! | America's Most Wanted Pages | Articles that need to unsuck | OW! I STUBBED MY TOE! | Must...protect...sugar... | OUTOFMYWAYINEEDTOUSEHTEWASHROOMNOW! | America's Most Wanted Pages 2
Ultimate Ruler of the Month Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!

Welcome to the Aquarius' Dictionary of Absolutely Fun and Joy, a dictionary of all things best left to the supreme power of Aquarius. A Ą Å ∀ Ü i ♠ Û █ ═ Ø ³ ï ╝ Ñ Û Ô ☺ ☻ ♥ ♀ Ã ¹ ♫ ƒ È Ò

Aquarius's Mega projects - Let us burn the competition to ASHES! Aquarius is hosted by the Aquarius Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects. Aquarius News The news source on Aquarius' attempts at world domination. Aquapedia The content-free Aquarius resource Aquarius' dictionary The dictionary of Aquarius termseses. The Aquarius Project Earth's ruler tells all     Aqua How Aquarius took control of Uncyclopedia. AquaBooks Aquarius' Secret Library Aquaquotable Quotes Aqua used to gain his reign. This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 37,279 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages: Uncyclopedia English United Kingdom 32194 Desciclopédia Português Brazil 55644 アンサイクロペディア 日本語にほんご Japan 20675 Nonsensopedia Polski Poland 18266 Nonciclopedia Italiano Italy 14849 Désencyclopédie Français France 10073 Inciclopedia Español Spain 5708 偽にせ基もと百科ひゃっか 正體しょうたい中ちゅう文ぶん Taiwan 6652 Uncyclopedia.de Deutsch Germany 14 Hikipedia Suomi Finland 8002 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on May 2, 2019. We know you're doing much better now; we simply can't be bothered. Other Uncyclopedias 백괴사전 한국어 South Korea 7103 ไร้สาระนุกรม ไทย Thailand 3473 Pekepedia Tagalog Philippines 276 Bodohpedia Bahasa Melayu Malaysia 143 伪基百科ひゃっか 汉语 Commie China 8411 איןציקלופדיה עברית Israel 2224 קיינציקלאָפעדיע יידיש Yiddish 11 Tolololpedia Bahasa Indonesia Indonesia 8281 Ndhablek Basa Jawa Java 4 Goblogpedia Basa Sunda Sunda 4 Yansiklopedi Türkçe Turkey 873 اللاموسوعة العربية Iraq 1329 نانشنامه فارسی Iran 594 ანციკლ ოპედია ქართული Georgia 40 Uncyclopedia.km ភាសាខ្មែរ Cambodia 0 Spademanns Leksikon Dansk Denmark 9618 Ikkepedia Norsk Norway 4685 Ikkjepedia Norsk (nynorsk) Norway Psyklopedin Svenska Sweden 2549 Անգրագ իտարան Հայերեն Armenia 26 Valenciclopèdia Català Andorra 582 Nunyepedia Asturianu Asturias 56 Desgalipedia Galego Galicia 6213 Oisquipèdia Occitan Occitania 47 আনসাইক্ল োপিডিয়া বাংলা Bangladesh 19 Φρικηπαίδεια Ελληνικά Greece 2853 Scotypedia Scots Scotland 9 Frithchiclipéid Gaeilge Ireland 11 ວິກິພີເດຍ ລາວ Laos 10 Necyclopædia Latina Vatican City 188 Нециклопедија Српски Serbia 463 Neciklopedija Bosanski Bosnia 27 Neciklopediju Hrvatski Croatia 303 Butalopedija Slovenščina Slovenia 30 Википедија Македонски Macedonia 170 ​ Oncyclopedia Nederlands Holland 3082 Kwatsjpedia Limburgs Limburgs 19 Necyklopedie Česky Czech Republic 3971 Necyklopedia Slovenčina Slovakia 1899 Unciklopédia Magyar Hungary 1776 ​ Оксипедия Български Bulgaria 258 Neciclopedie Română Romania 174 Uichipedia Молдовеняскэ Moldova 84 Інциклопедія Українська Ukraine 1177 Абсурдопедия Русский Russia 4303 ​ Ebatsüklopeedia Eesti Estonia 96 Neciklopēdija Latviešu Latvia 158 Juokopedija Lietuvių Lithuania 276 Neciklopedio Esperanto Esperanto 4720 Unsaiklopedia 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌹𐍃𐌺‬ Goths 12 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on May 2, 2019. We know you're simply bustling these days, but we simply can't be bothered.

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• HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship (Featured)
• Power Rangers (Featured)
• World War IV (Featured)
• Get Some Mortgage (Featured)
• Star Gate episodes and movies
• Captain Archer
• Occasional table
• Interstate/Interstate 4/Interstate 8/Interstate 10
• The UnRoadMap
• Gillette Good News! Trac II Atra Sensor Excel3 Turbo Power Fusion Power for Men and Women
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• Long live the Burger Index!
• Miserable Son of a Bitch - Rewrite
• 2007 Wikipedia hurricane season
• Subtopical Storm Angela
• Hurricane El Hormiguero
• Big N' Tasty
• Pizza Hut
• Uncyclopedia! Answers
• 2008 Summer Olympics
• Wikipedia Transit Authority
• Insurance Policy Fetish
• Joe the Plumber
• Mahogany
• Good Buy
• The Leek Bun
• Amy Rose

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                                                            Is Blaze the Cat a Hindi? If not, why the hell does she have a dot on her head?--Aspie5000 18:14, July 31, 2011 (UTC)