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|national_motto = "{{Admin}} Rules",
|national_anthem = God Save {{Admin}}
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|currency = [[Chuck E. Cheese|<s>Chuck E. Cheese</s> Moon Cheese Coupons]] 
|religion = [[Scientology]]
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'''{{Admin}}'s Republic Of The Moon''', formally known as '''The Moon''', is a gargantuan space rock that is actually attached to the earth by a large invisible bridge connected to [[Portugal]], and the [[Dark Side of the Moon]] is owned by [[Rush Limbaugh]]. The Moon currently operates as a [[fascist]] imperial [[dictatorship]] under the control of {{admin}}. All Moon citizens are required by law to suck {{admin}} off for 5 minutes a day each. [[Scientology]] is the official state religion, after a bunch of Scientologists allowed {{admin}} to [[Anal sex|moon rape]] them as gratitude for {{admin}}'s defeat of Xenu in Intergalactic War II. When it is "behind" the earth, it is known as the 3<sup>1</sup>/<sub>2</sub>th planet. When it is "infront" of the earth, it is known as the 2<sup>1</sup>/<sub>2</sub>th planet to the sun.
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== Description ==
[[File:keithmoon.jpg|thumb|left|Keith Moon.]]
Although in the past the [[Christians]] believed the moon was a [[star]], it is now described as a sphere-shaped lump of valuable cheddar, dirty cream cheese, and blue cheese which will soon be home to "The Mall of the Galaxy" featuring 485 stores, 3 security guards, and a White Castle restaurant. Most of the time, it is visible only by night, when the glow of fluorescent smelly cheese on the surface of the moon is visible due to the lack of sunlight. Another theory is that the moon glows because it is a covered in mold which contains millions of Christmas lights, which is covered by a thin layer of dust. When ancient creatures first got to the moon, the moon was just a fluorescent ball. But due to constant housecleaning, the moon got covered with dust. Ancient people, tribes and societies worshipped the moon as a goddess, sacrificing "[[virgins]]" to it. 


In the old times, people used to think that The Moon was made of stone, which was obviously ridiculous and thus obsoleted in 1969 by the space mission [[Apollo 11]]. The moon can be noticed switching places irrationally throughout the month. This is called Lunar behaviour and has a weird effect on some people, making them do radical Moon-related things, such as taking part in Moon Pie-eating competitions and howling at the moon.
[[File:Badass_night.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A full moon rising over a street in Vienna. Its unusually small size is the result of the moon being at apogee at the time the photo was taken.]]
The Moon has distinct phases, which are known as Full Moon, Half Moon, New Moon, and [[Keith Moon]]. All of these phases occur monthly in a random manner, but since Keith Moon's death in 1978, The Moon has had only three phases. Keith Moon's death had a major effect on lunar behaviour, which caused severe flooding, unnatural changing of the tides, and an increase in the number of [[rat]]s.

==Distance and accessibility==
[[File:theclangers.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Some people claim the moon landings were a hoax. However, they have never been able to satisfactorily explain away contrary evidence such as this image.]]
As studied by students of [[Oxford University]], the moon is approximately 2000 miles away from earth. As studied by students of Preschool, the moon is really really far. The moon is only a few hundred miles away within driving distance. By walking, the moon can be reached within a few years. If you can find an extremely long ladder, you could climb into space and float the rest of the way to the moon using the lack of gravity.

The moon is guarded by many security guards who refuse to let anyone on the moon without the required entrance fee of $500,0000. If you cannot afford this, you can also get to the moon by becoming a stowaway in a space cruiser. You can also blast yourself to the moon in a giant cannon. If you miss, your frozen irradiated corpse will drift through space for the remnant of eternity.

==Size==
It is a well known fact that the moon is smaller than most planets but larger than most [[elephant]]s.

== Landmarks ==	
The moon is well-known to have some of the most popular landmarks in history.

*'''Apollo 11 landing site''' - This is actually located in two areas: Hollywood, LA and The Moon. This is because NASA was afraid that Apollo 11 would never reach their destination, and built an alternative Moon landing site in a movie studio to receive the bonuses. 

*'''Nazi Moon Base''' - In the 1940's, when defeat seemed inevitable for the [[nazi]]s, they built a base on the dark side of the moon to regain their military strength and start another [[Holocaust]]. This moon base was also responsible for the Boxing Day Tsunami in South-east Asia, by slightly changing the moon's orbit, thus creating a tidal wave. The moon base is now used to monitor the world's thoughts by Disney, a division of the Nazi party. It is believed that in 1945 that [[Adolf Hitler]] was launched to the moon and is currently frozen and it is said that he will be unfrozen in the year 2145 start a fourth Reich.

*'''[[Secret Moon Base]]''' - The Secret Moon Base is a well-known but completely unseen secret fortress established on the dark side of the moon. The dates of its construction are unknown, but the presence of the moon base was recognized by both [[Galileo Galilei]] and [[Aristotle]]. Numerous villains and superheros have made use of this base for their diabolical plans, and many scientists have suggested that this base currently belongs to nobody, but was built by an advanced alien race that was driven to extinction after the great coffee famine.

==Geography and climate==
[[File:43mapa.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The most recent map of the moon's various seas and land masses (probably a hoax by [[NASA]])]]
The moon was once known for simply being a massive white lump in space not thought to be inhabited with any type of life, except for moonmen and space rovers. And possibly giant worms or large tentacled monsters living in the many craters and holes.

Recently, science has proven that it is, in fact, made of heiphinic wotis (Cheese). This discovery has lead to plans of harvesting this resource. Russia and America are currently engaged in a sort of space race in order to create a method of extraction. NASA has devised a plan in which a giant cheese grater will be sent up, and the resulting shredded cheese will be pulled towards the earth and fall into our atmosphere. When asked about the likelihood of such a plan being successful, President Obama stated that "It's cheesy, but it just might work."

==Plans to destroy the Moon==
{{Q|Since the dawn of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the moon|Carl Johnson}}
A team of top scientists lead by African-American haberdasher, Grambo Maambo, has determined that the Moon facilitates the emotional instability attributed to the female menstrual cycle. Destruction of which would therefore eliminate the core cause of %99 of the world's violent conflicts. Grambo Mambo's wife instantly killed him when the secret was leaked, however, his team of top scientists live on. You can view this team of top scientists in their unselfish quest to destroy the moon, or indeed, to destroy any moons they can get their hands on, by viewing fithy images on the internet. Their methods are both confusing, and fascinating for the layman.

According to a recent rumor, the ogre [[Piccolo]] successfully managed to destroy the moon in order to turn a puny ape into a fat boy. The immediate death toll is estimated at [[over 9000]]. 

[[File:trip-to-moon.jpg|left|thumb|The Moon, Circa 1902]]

==Inhabitants==
Despite its harsh environment, the moon is surprisingly capable of supporting life. 

The most prominent inhabitants of the moon are moon men. Moon men are short, squat creatures which bear a passing resemblance to the lowest caste of the human race: the [[emo]]. they are capable of rudimentary communication, which takes the form of sobs and music, as well as [[Fall Out Boy]] impersonations. The moon is also inhabited by [[Martian]]s (who are from neighboring Mars, and are therefore refugees).
 
As discovered by [[Michael Phelps]], the only [[human]] resident of the [[Secret Moon Base]] is a man named Nick, who was stranded on the moon since his fellow astronauts ditched him and flew back to earth. Nick now sells [[waffle]]s to moon men for a living.
 	
=== Animal life ===	
The moon holds an amazing and terrifying diversity of fauna.
 
Lunar ticks (aka: [[lunatic]]s) are very abundant on the moon. Contrary to popular belief, they are not giant man-eating ticks that live on the moon, but rather, a minority of peace-loving nudists who just want to be [[love]]d.
 	
Unlike the fish on earth, space fish (spacoofishaa) use their slender legs to travel through the vast reaches of the solar system. During migration season, space fish are a very common sight on the moon, as they make their annual nesting grounds on the moon's craters. Space fish are also 2/3 the size of most fish from earth. Their main diet consists of lunatics, moonmen, and spaceworms (the opposite of earthworms). Though on rare occasions, they have been known to prey on astronauts near the moon's atmosphere. [[Neil Armstrong]] barely survived the jaws of a space fish on his way back to earth.
[[File:Wesleysnipes.PNG|right|thumb|140px|Wesley Snipes is a renown moon vampire.]]
In a similar manner to [[India]], the moon believes that [[cow]]s are important. Long ago, herds of space cows were brought to the moon from the [[Milky Way]] to increase the production of milk, the moon's only natural resource, and other dairy products (after all, it is made of cheese). It is a known fact that cows were involved with the naming of the moon (back then it was called the "moo", until some vandal added an "n" just before the official naming ceremony). Space cows can also be raised for meat, though they tend to be vicious carnivores and many farmers have lost their lives trying to kill one. Any [[expert]] knows that the only way to kill a space cow is to [[cow tipping|tip it over]], kick it in the udders, and then chop off its head with a medieval sword (their thick armored bodies can only be penetrated using the strongest weaponry).
	
The moon also bears a small population of astronaut [[chimp]]s who, under certain circumstances, could not make it back to earth. Most of them are either on the brink of starvation or have grown tired of the unpleasant taste of chimp flesh (then there are those rare chimps who secretly snuck bananas into the space shuttles and refuse to share them). Thus, they have evolved into killer moon chimps, which are infamous for killing anything that comes toward them, and are considered by far the most dangerous creatures on the moon. So when vacationing on the moon, you may want to run away as fast as you can at the presence of a killer moon chimp.

Moon Vampires also exist in most areas of the moon. They are described as tall, menacing looking creatures that enjoy the consumption of human blood. They resemble humans and have pointy teeth and two green antennae. They only live on the dark side of the moon, but since the moon is constantly turning, they are forced to keep on walking the the opposite direction. If they stop to take a break, they will enter the shiny side of the moon, thus causing their skin to burn away and their teeth to explode inside of their mouths.

[[File:Moon_tiny.jpg|left|thumb|Coverage of the first lunar landing was relatively tame.]]

==Mooning==
[[File:Libration.gif|frame|150px|The Moon (repeatedly) mooning us.]]
The gesture known as "mooning" actually started as an inside joke of the NASA, when the first TV images of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon showed him descending the pants of his space suit, and bending over, thus revealing his behind to the TV camera. For some reason, NASA officials decided that that had to be edited out, and Neil Armstrong should climb back to the landing pod for a retake of the same scene, with him repeating the famous phrase about big leaps and mankinds to test whether the radio was functioning. This  caught on, and became the punchline of the Moon landing.

==Moon Cheese==
[[File:Cheese 800px-Various cheeses.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Moon rocks, brought back by Apollo 3.1415]]
Though many believe that the moon as we know it is comprised of moon rocks and dust, there is evidence found through professional studies that proves the moon is truly made of cheese. The first known sighting of the making of moon cheese was when a cow decided to do some mad hops. The cow jumped over the moon, causing the moon to be interested in learning how to make cheese, thus starting its monopoly until Wisconsin dared to enter the business. Moon cheese is known to reflect [[Sun|sunlight]] and hellfire extremely well allowing the moon to be seen from anywhere on Earth (that is at night). In 1984, Nabisco Inc. decided to offer a trade agreement with NASA supplying the company with unlimited moon cheese resources. Since then, this corporate trend has continued to grow rapidly. Moon Cheese contains a substantial amount of zinc, [[Vitamin|vitamin A]], [[MSG]], and [[sulfuric acid]]. Pregnant women should not come in contact with moon, side effects include: heart burn, indigestion, [[insomnia]], loss of loved ones, loss of belly button, blindness, depression, anxiety, and/or painful death. And even erectile dysfunction.

===War Against the United States===	
{{main|The First Lunar-American War}}

An ongoing conflict between the [[United States]] and the Moon exists. This conflict was started roughly on 18 June, [[2009]] and is still ongoing. so far, the United States have been the only ones to fire a single shot. The conflict arose when the Moon refused to respond to allegations that it was harboring WMDs in the Cabeus Crater. President [[Barack Obama]] ordered the immediate escalation of hostilities on 18 May, 2009 and the first shots were fired on 9 October, 2009 when NASA and the [[Air Force]] launched a missile for the crater believed to be harboring the WMDs. so far the Moon has been silent about the conflict and allegations.

==See Also==
[[File:Arthurcclarke.jpg|thumb|left|250px|'''Sometimes the moon has problems holding its pieces together, and this was pretty embarrassing when it occurred during last year's full solar eclipse.''']]
*[[Moon landing hoax]]
*[[Neil Armstrong]]
*[[Smoon]]
*[[Is the moon made of cheese?]]
*[[Dark Side of the Moon]]
*[[UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon|The Second Conquest of the Moon]]
*[[UnScripts:Who built the moon|Who built the moon]]

==External links==
*[http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm Moon Hoax]
*[http://moon.google.com/ Proof the moon is made of cheese]
*[http://www.lunarpedia.org/ Wow, someone was bored]

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