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{{Infobox Country
|native_name = The Land of 
|conventional_long_name = Mordor, 
|common_name = where the shadows lie
|national_motto = <big>''Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul''</big>
|national_anthem = [[What's Taters, Preciousss?]]
|population = 3 million (including livestock and women)
|population_density = One [[orc]] per m²
|image_flag = [[File:Mordorflag.png|200px]]
|image_coat = [[File:Lord Sauron of Hertfordshire.jpg|150px]]
|image_map = [[File:Europe middle earth.JPG|325px]]<br>Location of Mordor shown in red
|capital = Barad-dûr
|previous_capital = [[Angband]] in the far north
|largest_city = Minas Morgul
|official_languages = Black speech
|government_type = [[Democracy|Democratically]] elected assembly consisting one Lord of the Ring, three [[Elf|Ministers of the Environment]], seven [[Dwarfs|Ministers of Commerce]] and nine [[Ringwraiths|Senators]], all of whom are bound by [[Drugs|the One Ring]]
|leader_titles = '''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the Rings]]'''
|leader_names = [[Dark Lord]] [[Lord Sauron|Sauron]]
|leader_title1 = '''[[Military|Defence minister]]'''
|leader_name1 = [[Nazgul|Witch-king of Angmar]]
|leader_title2 = '''[[CIA|Foreign minister]]'''
|leader_name2 = Mouth of Sauron
|leader_title3 = '''[[Tourism|Tourism minister]]'''
|leader_name3 = [[Gollum]]
|leader_title4 = '''[[Information|Information minister]]'''
|leader_name4 = Khamûl
|leader_title5 = '''[[Industry|Industry minister]]'''
|leader_name5 = [[Saruman]]
|ethnic_groups = [[Orc]]s, [[troll]]s, [[orc]]s, Black Númenóreans, more [[orc]]s and even more [[orc]]s
|favourite_pastime = [[Cannibalism]]
|wildcard_title = [[Intelligence]]
|wildcard_name = Slobbering idiocy
|wildcard_title1 = Highest peak
|wildcard_name1 = [[Mount Doom]], 17,864 feet, one of the eighteen active volcanoes in the northern hemisphere
|wildcard_title2 = [[Error|Accessibility]]
|wildcard_name2 = One does not simply walk into Mordor, but the only way to leave once there is by giant [[eagle]], supposing that one is available
|area = 450 square megameters
|national_heros = The [[Nazgul]]
|favourite_object_title = [[Food|National food]]
|favourite_object_name = [[Mordor Jalapenos]]
|favourite_object_title1 = [[Toy|National toy]]
|favourite_object_name1 = [[Google Middle Earth|Palantíri]]
|favourite_object_title2 = [[Animal|National animal]]
|favourite_object_name2 = [[Elephant|Mûmakil]]
|favourite_object_title3 = [[Epic|National epic]]
|favourite_object_name3 = [[Silmarillion|The Silmarillion]]
|favourite_object_title4 = [[Joke|National joke]]
|favourite_object_name4 = ''Q: How many rings does it take to turn a Númenórean nobleman into a wraith?<br><hr>A: Three. One to rule him, one to find him, and one to bring him and in the darkness bind him. '''(Orc-laughter is heard in the background.)'''
|timezone = The time of the orcs
|Independence = Middle Second Age
|currency = [[One Ring]]
|religion = Worship of [[Morgoth Bauglir|Melkor]]
|major_exports = [[Darkness]], [[Fire and Brimstone|fire and brimstone]], [[orc]]s, [[cloud]]s, [[Mordor Jalapenos]] and magic [[ring]]s
|major_imports = [[Corpse]]s
}}
{{Q|One does not simply '''Walken''' to Mordor!|Christopher Walken, entering Mordor}}

'''Mordor''' (in Russian: [[:Ru:Мордовия|Мордовия]]) is a former [[Soviet]] nation, which became an autonomous [[republic]] in [[1984]] with the fall of Hadrian's Wall. It borders [[Slovenia]], Land of the Dead, [[Euthanasia]], Ankh-Morpork, Magincia, Cop Land and [[Iraq]]. Mordor nowadays tends to go by the name of Luton, a large shithole located in England.
[[File:Mordorcapital.jpg|thumb|Capital of Mordor in fair weather]]

==History==
[[File:USAGI.JPG|thumb|left|Hoards of Usag'Hi tamed the wilderness of Mordor in advance of Sauron's arrival.]]

Originally a beautiful area of fertile plains and rocky volcanic mountains, the region that would later come to be known as Mordor was first settled by roving bands of fierce warriors known as ''Usag'Hi''. They were cute as buttons, and each of them accepted Sauron as their liege lord. Much of the south of Middle Earth fell to their fearsome doe eyes and were taken into the Dark Kingdom.

Mordor played host to the first ever Football World Cup in 4013BC, in the end winning the title by beating The Shire 12–11 in the final.

Mordor sent many troops to aid the Bolsheviks in the Russian Revolution, and quickly allied itself with Moscow. By the 1920s, it was a stalwart component of the [[USSR]].

Following the deposition of [[Stalin]] and the fall of [[communism]], Mordor has sought admission to the [[European Union]], despite being located 4000 miles directly above [[Europe]]. Mordor was overrun by tripped-out [[hippies]] in 1971, including the mysterious and godlike ''High Revolutionary'', after being mentioned in the [[Led Zeppelin]] song, "Ramble On".

==Leadership==
The current Lord of the Ring of Mordor is [[Sauron]], also the Lord of the Dance, an honorary title. The title of the Lord of the Ring is ceremonial at best, and does not bestow unto Sauron any real powers. If the truth be told, he is a very ordinary citizen of Mordor and just walks about aimlessly talking to himself. He also quickly contradicts his previous statements, when no one is looking. Its minister of foreign relations is known as the Mouth of Sauron who, unbeknownst to most, is actually Kate Winslet hiding under a hideous black mask.

==Culture==
Mordor has no culture since it only tends to steal and pervert things created by others, such as [[Gondor]]ians. However, it does have the annual ''"Find the Ring"'' contest for orcs and other corrupted beings, in which the participants will attempt to find a [[One Ring|golden ring]] that, according to legend, Lord Sauron once lost in a bar fight with a Gondorian prince by the name Isildur. The reward for finding and bringing this relic to Sauron is to live for a maximum of two extra years (a vaunted prize considering the ultralow life expentency in Mordor). However, this has never happened until T.A. 3019 when three [[hobbit]]s attempted to participate in the contest; they did find the ring but committed the [[faux pas]] of throwing the ring into the fires of Mount Doom due to mistaking it for a wishing well since they were of foreign origin, which ended with disastrous results.

==Geography==
[[File:Fotr6.jpg|thumb|left|A typical farm in Mordor]]

Mordor is believed to be slightly Northwest of [[Uzbekistan]]. The exact location is unknown, as those who have ventured into Mordor have never been heard from since. This is believed to be due to the incompetence of the Mordor [[Postal Service]]. According to rumour, the ancient city of [[Euthanasia]] is located a few hundred miles to the south-southeast of Mordor, hidden beyond an inaccessible mountain range. It is here the aforementioned tripped-out hippies are believed to have withdrawn some years after the sudden strike at Mordor in 1971.

According to the [[United States]] (formerly known as the Divided States), however, Mordor is located near the United States of Aenglyand somewhere between Loch Ness and The Independent Soviet Anglophone Socialist Republic of Cornwall, though it's exact location is rumoured to be in [[Wales|a Nuclear Weapons Dump]]. It was also the setting for George Orwell's psychotastic novel 1984.5.

Goldie Lookin Chain are a well known band from Mordor.
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==See also==
*[[Mordor Jalapenos]]
*[[The Lord of the Rings]]
*[[Soviet Britain]]
*[[Soviet Russia]]
*[[Estonia]]
*[[Lithuania]]
*[[Moldova]]
*[[Georgia]]
*[[Latvia]]
*Moldavia
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Russia]]

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