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{{q|Where the men sing, and the sheep are scared|Official tagline|VisitWales.com}} |
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A past-time with roots dating back to the [[British Empire]], '''sheep shagging''' was first practised in 1563 as a competition to see how many [[sheep]] could be brought to [[orgasm]] in 5 minutes. The game was very popular in small [[Wales|Welsh]] towns and was commonly played at local town fêtes and wedding receptions. It was not long before the idea moved from just a [[game]] into one of the most popular Welsh pastimes. Soon the concept spread to [[London]], where it piqued the interest of the male members of the [[Royal Family]]; it became more popular than royal cousin shagging, as the sheep could be roasted afterwards, removing all evidence. From there it has been carried to other lands, where strange people live in their little mud houses, watching their brand new plasma screen TV's. As time progressed the game of sheep shagging [[You Are Dead|died]] out and sheep shagging was no longer a [[social]] event, however its concept remains to this day in the hearts of lonely welsh, it is most often practised at 11:15pm every night, after the local pubs have closed. |
A past-time with roots dating back to the [[British Empire]], '''sheep shagging''' was first practised in 1563 as a competition to see how many [[sheep]] could be brought to [[orgasm]] in 5 minutes. The game was very popular in small [[Wales|Welsh]] towns and was commonly played at local town fêtes and wedding receptions. It was not long before the idea moved from just a [[game]] into one of the most popular Welsh pastimes. Soon the concept spread to [[London]], where it piqued the interest of the male members of the [[Royal Family]]; it became more popular than royal cousin shagging, as the sheep could be roasted afterwards, removing all evidence. From there it has been carried to other lands, where strange people live in their little mud houses, watching their brand new plasma screen TV's. As time progressed the game of sheep shagging [[You Are Dead|died]] out and sheep shagging was no longer a [[social]] event, however its concept remains to this day in the hearts of lonely welsh, it is most often practised at 11:15pm every night, after the local pubs have closed. |
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==The results of sheep shagging== |
==The results of sheep shagging== |
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If the sheep that is being shagged is old it may have a rather scratchy [[arsehole]], and the shagger is likely to end up with a sore foreskin (not applicable to any [[Jews]] or Americans holidaying in Wales), although some may actually prefer this enhanced sensation. The sorer and more withered a sheep shagger's penis is, the more accomplished and respected he is. |
If the sheep that is being shagged is old it may have a rather scratchy [[arsehole]], and the shagger is likely to end up with a sore foreskin (not applicable to any [[Jews]] or Americans holidaying in Wales), although some may actually prefer this enhanced sensation. The sorer and more withered a sheep shagger's penis is, the more accomplished and respected he is. |
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