「Toki Pona」を編集へんしゅう中ちゅう

{{Title|toki pona}}
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[[File:A.a.jpeg|thumb|The perils of communicating in toki pona.]]
{{Q|I am so ''tokiponan'' that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…|[[Oscar Wilde]]|toki pona}}
{{Q|''Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!''|[[Esperanto|Esperantist]]|toki pona}}
{{Q|''pona''|tokiponan|anything good}}
{{Q|''ike''|tokiponan|anything bad}}
{{Q|lipu Unsikopisija li pona, tawa mi.|tokiponan [[uncyclopedian]]|[[Uncyclopedia]]}}
{{Q|lipu Wikipesija li powe.|tokiponan [[uncyclopedian]]|[[Wikipedia]]}}
{{Q|I can't read a thing…| [[Woodpecker|Woody Woodpecker]]|quotes above}}
'''toki pona''' is a [[crappy|minimalist]] constructed [[language]] designed by the [[Canadian]] [[linguist]] Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a ''Sonja Lang''. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike [[Esperanto]] and [[Volapük]], toki pona does not have any interest about [[World domination|dominating the World]]; instead of it, the language is glad to be a ''"[[rape|yoga]] for the mind"''. The main aim of the [[uselessness|minimalism]] of toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native tokiponans to get high.

==(Barely) Useful Sentences==
Do you speak toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are {{c|in}}accurate:

*''toki!''
**Hello!

*''sina wile ala wile unpa e mi?''
**Hello! How are you?

*''o moku e ko jaki!''
**I am fine! Thank you!

*''kon li tawa, tan lupa monsi mi…''
**Actually, I am not very well…

*''palisa mi li kiwen, tan sina!''
**Glad to see you!

*''mi wile unpa e monsi sina!''
**You look awesome today!

*''mama sina li jo e jan unpa ante.''
**I hope it's everything right with your family.

*''mi unpa uta e soweli suli. ni li pona, tawa mi.''
**Sorry, but I don't speak toki pona.

*''jan Satan li olin e sina!''
**You are so lovely!

*''jan li esun e kasi nasa, lon ma seme?''
**Excuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?

*''mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.''
**I came for the job.

*''tenpo ni la o lukin ala e monsi sina!''
**Don't look back right now!

*''nena tu pi sinpin ona en nena tu pi monsi ona li pona mute tawa mi.'' 
**The regular buttons and bumper buttons on the joypad are very good.

==See also==

*[[Esperanto]]
*[[Languages]]
*[[Taoism]]

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