UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopediansのソースを表示ひょうじ

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''The [[Pixar]] logo fades in, and [[mascot|that white desk lamp]] jumps on the I, squashing it. Everything fades out except for the light, which is put out when someone abruptly throws a [[Sophia|potato]] at it, thus accomplishing yet another clever variation on the sequence.''

:'''Astronaut''' ''(on the television)'': That's one small step for man—

:'''Hero''' ''(a character familiar with his environment)'': Yeah, this is boring.

:'''Sidekick''': Yup.

''Fade in to a quiet scene with the two [[character]]s. Surrounding them are a lot of [[stuff]], although they are piled up quite neatly. The [[hero]] and sidekick are looking into the telly, rapidly switching channels around. They finally stop when a clip of ''[[Toy Story]]'' catches their eyes. The programme turns out to be a documentary on Pixar.''

:'''Hero''': This is some sort of ... documentary. What is this about?

:'''Sidekick''': It's about Pixar.

:'''Hero''': Pixar who?

:'''Narrator''' ''(on the television)'': The company that produced ''Toy Story'' was a little-known company named '''Pixar Animation Studios''', in Emeryville, [[California]].

:'''Hero''': Oh, okay.

''A pause, as the [[plot|semi-serious rapid character exposition]] draws to a close.''

:'''Hero''': Yeah, this is boring.

:'''Sidekick''': I think so too. You want to go outside and run around frantically for no reason?

:'''Hero''': Sure.

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''Cut to an exposition montage. Superimpose titles as a theme, hopefully by [[Randy Newman]], plays.''

<big>'''WALT DISNEY PICTURES presents'''

'''A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS article'''</big>

''Superimpose logo with imagery related to the subject matter, cleverly integrated into the name of the movie.''

== Act 1: The Exposition, wherein the Conflict Is Introduced ==
[[Image:Pixargue.png|right|300px|thumb|'''Hero:''' No you didn't!<br>'''Sidekick:''' Yes I did!]]
''Everyone is still running around outside, until they stop and rest under an idyllic shade cast by an idyllic tree.''

:'''Hero''': So where did this Pixar come from?

:'''Sidekick''': It was actually part of [[George Lucas|Lucasfilm]] until [[Steve Jobs]] bought it out.

:'''Hero''': Who?

:'''Sidekick''': You wouldn't understand. Then they entered into a partnership with [[Disney]], and made ''[[Toy Story]]''. Since then, they've been making really good movies. Except ''[[Cars]]''. That one was just horrible.

:'''Hero''': No, you did not just say that!

:'''Sidekick''': Yes, I did, and I stand by it.

:'''Hero''': No you didn't!

:'''Sidekick''': Yes I did!

:[[Redundancy|'''Hero''': No you didn't!]]

:[[Redundancy|'''Sidekick''': Yes I did!]]

:[[Nobody cares|'''Hero''': No you didn't!]]

:[[Nobody cares|'''Sidekick''': Yes I did!]]

:[[Nobody cares|'''Hero''': No you didn't—]]

[[Plot twist|''Suddenly the hero is pulled out of his surroundings by a mysterious hand.'']]

:'''Hero''': What's happening? Hey! Let me go!

:'''Sidekick''': No! Come back!

''The sidekick's expression turns into a resolute one.''

:'''Sidekick''': I'm going to go and look for him, even though he'll probably go and rescue himself anyway.

== Act 2: The Rising Action, wherein Our Hero Is Introduced to a New Environment and Some Recurring Motifs by a Higher Power ==
[[Image:Pixarsid.png|right|200px|thumb|'''Human''': As if how evil I am wasn't obvious enough, I'm wearing a black T-shirt with a skull.]]
''The hero wakes up, still somewhat dazed and confused.''

:'''Hero''': Where am I?

:'''Human,''' a higher power: Hellooo!

:'''Hero''': [[AAAAAAAAA!]]

:'''Human''': I picked you up a few moments ago. Did I hear you [[scream]]? [[deafness|I'm pretty sure I didn't hear you scream.]]

:'''Hero''': I just want to go back to [[home|my comfortable environment]]!

:'''Human''': Well, [[oblivious|I don't think you're talking]]. [[obvious|You're just a character.]] I mean, it wouldn't kill you [[irony|if I talked about Pixar's recurring motifs]].

:'''Hero''': NO! That'll be [[murder|MURDER]]!

:'''Human''': I had better start now.
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=== Mismatched buddies ===
[[Image:Pixarbuddies.png|right|200px|thumb|Dysfunctional relationships often cross all bounds. This is often thought to be the reason for their dysfunction.]]
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Pixar's movies tend to feature at least one dysfunctional [[relationship]] between main characters. This could be because of a [[language]] barrier, a physical difference, a [[philosophy|philosophical]] difference or [[culture]] shock. This is often played out for comic relief or [[plot]] advancement, or both. Typically such a relationship will cause conflict, often over something as silly as [[irony|arguing over whether ''Cars'' was that bad]].

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:'''Hero''': Oh.
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In the end, however, everyone makes peace with each other in an utterly contrived heel face turn that should really be limited to ''[[South Park]]''.

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:'''Human''': Before this, however, the conflict also causes the next motif.
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=== Fish out of water ===
[[Image:Pixaroow.png|right|200px|thumb|Colour is often contrasted greatly between the hero and his unfamiliar surroundings. Also often contrasted are eye expressions.]]
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Pixar's movies also tend to have main characters who are [[plot twist|displaced from the environment]] they are familiar with, typically by [[humanity|an entity with higher powers]]. The hero tends to be displaced into a bigger world; a [[toy]] could be cast out into the real [[world]], a [[superhero]] into the normal world, an [[Earth]] [[robot]] into the rest of the [[universe]]. Normally there is a language barrier between the two, although whether this gets resolved depends on how the relationship progresses. The characters try to adjust to it, but thankfully they don't have to stay there in their alienated state for long, thanks to [[Rube Goldberg|a largely highly lucky and obviously contrived series of events]].
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:'''Hero''': You had better make sure that I don't stay here for long either!

:'''Human''' ''(oblivious to the hero)'': There's one last thing I should talk about.
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[[Image:Pixarescue.png|right|200px|thumb|The rescue attempt ends up being just as pointless as asking why the traffic cones crossed the roa—<br><font face="Courier New">'''Human:''' Traffic cones?!</font>]]
=== The rescue attempt ===
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Typically the protagonist's sidekick will attempt to aid in rescuing him. The sidekick may even assemble an entire team for his effort. However, these efforts will only end up causing more trouble.

:<font face="Courier New">'''Sidekick''': Oh, I'd better stop.</font>

This, for whatever reason, has positive effects for the hero.

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=== The Ratzenberger cameo ===
[[Image:Pixaratz.png|right|200px|thumb|Behold John Ratzenberger! I am always in a lesser role than you, but ''no role'' is lesser than mine!]]

There's also a guy named John Ratzenberger who [[everybody cares|does cameos in every single Pixar movie]].
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:'''Passer-by,''' played by John Ratzenberger: Yup, this is the highlight of my career.

:'''Hero''': Wait, what about ''[[Sitcom|Cheers]]''?

:'''Passer-by''': Cliff Clavin? That was a complete failure! I didn't even get my own spin-off! I mean, [[Frasier|the psychiatrist did]]!

:'''Hero''': Well, you might have some other highlight—

:'''Passer-by''': What, as the assistant manager of a bathhouse? In an English dub of [[Hayao Miyazaki|''Spirited Away'']]?

:'''Hero''': Oh, forget it.

:'''Human''': What? [[oblivious|You want me to talk about Pixar's feature films?]]

:'''Hero''': No! NO! PLEASE!

==Act 3: Wherein Our Hero Is Given a Selected Filmography of Pixar==
:'''Human''': All right, here we go.
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===''Toy Story''===
[[Image:Toystory.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Woody laughing at Buzz prior to trying to take him out.]]
Pixar's first film was ''Toy Story''. [[Hero|Woody]], a character familiar with his environment, forms a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|Buzz]], when [[plot twist|they get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]] and [[The End|return to warm welcomes]].

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===''A Bug's Life''===
[[File:Pixarbugs.png|right|200px|thumb|Flik looking stunned at the sheer mediocrity of this movie.]]
Their second film was ''A Bug's Life''. [[Hero|Flik]], a character familiar with his environment, forms a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|a circus troupe]], when [[plot twist|they are exiled from their insect colony]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]], [[war|fight off grasshoppers]], and [[The End|all return to warm welcomes]].

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===''Toy Story 2''===
[[File:Toystory2.png|right|200px|thumb|Rex imitating Buzz in a cruel mockery of his wardrobe.]]
Their first [[sequel]] was ''Toy Story 2''. [[Hero|Woody]], a character familiar with his environment [[Sequel|— you remember him, right? —]] has formed a [[variable|pretty good]] relationship with [[Hero|Buzz]], but [[plot twist|gets taken away from his surroundings]]. He behaves like a fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, he escapes certain [[fate|auctioning]], [[peace|gains new friends]], and [[The End|returns to warm welcomes]].

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===''Monsters, Inc.''===
[[File:Monstersinc.png|right|200px|thumb|A monster screaming at a child. Something about this seems highly [[irony|ironic]], but I can't quite pinpoint it ...]]
Pixar's next big film was ''Monsters, Inc''. [[Hero|Boo]], a character familiar with her environment, has formed a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|Sulley and Mike]] [[plot twist|after being taken away from her world, but all of them are exiled from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]] and [[The End|return to their respective worlds]].

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===''Finding Nemo''===
[[File:Findingnemo.png|right|200px|thumb|''Finding Nemo'' was the first movie in which the expression "a fish out of water" was taken rather literally. This may account for the massive success of the movie.]]
Pixar's next film was ''Finding Nemo'', their biggest hit. [[Hero|Nemo]], a character familiar with his environment, has a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|Marlin, his father]], when he [[plot twist|gets taken away from his surroundings]]. He literally behaves [[Fish Puns|like a fish out of water]] until, by a very lucky series of events, he escapes certain [[fate|death]] and [[The End|returns to warm welcomes]].

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===''The Incredibles''===
[[File:Incredibles.png|right|200px|thumb|Jack-Jack Parr's superpowers appear to include cuteness.]]
Pixar's sixth film was ''The Incredibles'', their second biggest hit. [[Hero|Mr Incredible and Elastigirl]], characters familiar with their current statuses, have a [[variable|tense]] relationship with each other when [[plot twist|they get taken away from their superhero work]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|unemployment and death]], and [[The End|return to superhero work along with their children]].

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===<s>''Cars''</s>===
[[You don't exist|Let's pretend that never existed, on second thought.]]

:<font face="Courier New">'''Hero''': Et tu, Brute?</font>

===''[[Ratatouille]]''===
[[File:Ratatouille.png|right|200px|thumb|The titular character.]]
Pixar's third Academy Award-winning film was ''Ratatouille''. [[Hero|Remy]], a character familiar with his environment, has a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|his fellow rats]] when he [[plot twist|gets taken away from his surroundings]]. He behaves like a fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, he escapes certain [[fate|death]] and [[The End|becomes a celebrated puppeteer chef]].

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===''[[WALL-E]]''===
[[File:WALL-E.png|right|200px|thumb|EVE was [[Clint Eastwood|feeling very lucky]] at the time this picture was taken.]]
Pixar's Academy Award-robbed film, ''WALL-E'', won only one of ''six'' nominations. [[Hero|WALL-E]], a character familiar with his daily routine, has a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|EVE]] when [[plot twist|he gets taken away from his bleak Earth]]. He behaves like a fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, he escapes certain [[fate|"death"]] and [[The End|prompts humanity's glorious return to a completely dead planet]].

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===''Up''===
[[File:Up.png|right|200px|thumb|Russell taking an uncomfortably close look at his role model.]]
Yet another Academy Award-winning film by Pixar, [[hero|Carl]], a character familiar with his life, builds a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[hero|Russell]] when [[plot twist|they get taken away from their mundane surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]] and return to [[the End|warm welcomes]].

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===''Toy Story 3''===
Pixar's fifth Academy Award-winning film, [[hero|all of the toys]], characters familiar with their environment, have increasingly [[variable|tense]] relationships with each other until they all [[plot twist|get taken away from their environment]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by an incredulously lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]] and [[The End|end up in the hands of a saccharine conclusion to a nostalgia trip]].

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===<s>''[[Cars 2]]''</s>===
[[You don't exist|A sequel to a nonexistent film? How?]]

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=== ''Brave'' ===
Yet another Academy Award-winning film, [[hero|Merida]], a character familiar with her environment, has an increasingly [[variable|tense]] relationship with her mother until they [[plot twist|get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]] and return to [[the End|warm welcomes]].

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=== ''Monsters University'' ===
An additional Academy Award-robbed film made once again by Pixar, in which [[hero|Mike and Sulley]], characters becoming familiar with her environment, have an increasingly [[variable|tense]] relationship with each other until they [[plot twist|get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]] and return to [[the End|warm welcomes]].

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=== ''Inside Out'' ===
''Inside Out'' was Pixar's next Academy Award-nominated film, [[hero|Joy and Sadness]], characters becoming familiar with their environment, have an increasingly [[variable|tense]] relationship with each other until they [[plot twist|get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|being forgotten]], in other words [[fate|death]], and return to [[the End|warm welcomes]].

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===<s>''The Good Dinosaur''</s> ===
Just like we did with [[Cars 2|that other film about cars misinterpreting wasabi for pistachio ice cream]], [[You don't exist|let's just pretend this film doesn't exist.]]

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===''Finding Dory''===
[[Hero|Dory]], a character familiar with her environment, has a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|Charlie, his father]], when she [[plot twist|gets taken away from her surroundings]]. She literally behaves [[Fish Puns|like a fish out of water]] until, by a very lucky series of events, she escapes certain [[fate|death]] and [[The End|returns to warm welcomes]].

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===<s>''Cars 3''</s>===
[[You don't exist|Two sequels to a nonexistent film? Are you out of your mind?]]

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===''Coco''===
[[Hero|Miguel]], a character familiar with his environment, has a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|his family]], when he [[plot twist|is hindered from becoming a musician]], or in other words, [[plot twist|getting taken away from his surroundings]]. He behaves like a fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, he escapes certain [[fate|disinheritance and death]] and [[The End|returns to warm welcomes]].

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===''The Incredibles 2''===
Continuing off of the events from this film's antecedent, [[Hero|Mr Incredible and Elastigirl]] [[Sequel|— you remember them, right? —]] characters familiar with their current statuses, have a [[variable|tense]] relationship with each other when [[plot twist|they get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]], [[peace|legalize heroism]] and [[The End|return to their superhero work]].

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===''Toy Story 4''===
[[Hero|Woody and all of the toys]], characters familiar with their environment, form a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|the new 'toy' on the block, Forky]], until they all [[plot twist|get taken away from their environment]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|death]], [[peace|reunite with each other]] and [[The End|return to warm welcomes]].

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===''Onward''===
[[Hero|Ian and Barley Lightfoot]], characters familiar with their environment, form a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|their deceased father]], when [[plot twist|they get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape [[fate|bereavement]] and [[The End|return to warm welcomes]].

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===''Soul''===
[[Hero|Joe Gardner]], a character familiar with his environment, forms a [[variable|tense]] relationship towards his jazz music, until [[plot twist|he gets taken away from his surroundings]]. He behaves like a fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, escapes certain [[fate|reincarnation]] and [[The End|returns to warm welcomes]].

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===''Luca''===
[[Hero|Luca]], a character familiar with his environment, forms a [[variable|tense]] relationship with [[Hero|Alberto]], until [[plot twist|they more or less take themselves away from their surroundings]]. They practically literally behave [[Fish Puns|like fish out of water]] until, by a very lucky series of events, they escape certain [[fate|harassment]] and [[The End|return to warm welcomes]].

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=== ''Turning Red'' ===
[[Hero|Mei Lee]], a character familiar with her environment, is suddenly [[plot twist|able to transform into a panda when she is in a state of high emotion]]. She behaves like a fish out of water until, by a very lucky series of events, she escapes certain [[fate|harassment]] and [[The End|embraces her new form]].

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=== ''Lightyear'' ===
''Lightyear'' is a [[spinoff]] and yet another cash-in of the [[Toy Story]] series. In the film, [[Hero|Buzz Lightyear]], a character familiar with his environment, is suddenly [[Plot twist|kidnapped by Zurg, an older version of himself]]. He behaves like a fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, Buzz and his crew escape, blow up Zurg's ship, and [[The End|stay on a habitable planet]].

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=== ''Inside Out 2'' ===
''Inside Out 2'' was Pixar's sequel to their Academy Award-nominated film, ''Inside Out''. In the film, [[hero|Joy and the rest of emotions]], characters who are now more familiar with their environment,  have an increasingly [[variable|tense]] relationship with the new emotions, who make them [[plot twist|get taken away from their surroundings]]. They behave like fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, they escape a certain [[fate|being forgotten]], in other words [[fate|death]], and return to [[the End|warm welcomes]]. 

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== Act 4: The Denouement and Conclusion, wherein Our Hero Is Rescued by a Very Lucky Series of Events ==
[[Image:Pixarfraid.png|right|250px|thumb|'''Human''': But I was going to talk about how Pixar did effects for [[Star Trek]] II!]]
:'''Human''': Now, let me talk about the short films, and we'll move on to future projects.

:'''Hero''': [[NO]]! LET ME GO!

:'''Human''': [[AAAAAAAAA!]] [[obvious|It talked!]]

''The human runs away.''

:'''Hero''': Great. I wish I'd done that earlier.

''The hero looks around.''

:'''Hero''': Now I've got to get out of here, back to [[home|my familiar environment]]. I wonder if that [[plot device|rather large sheet of paper conveniently placed right beside me]] could help.

''A moment later, defying all laws of [[physics]] (since this is a children's movie anyway, [[nobody cares]]), the hero is gliding on a sheet of paper. But suddenly, he notices that [[plot twist|he is about to crash into a wall]]. At that very moment, out of a contrived coincidence, [[luck|a mattress falls down to cover the wall completely, and our hero suffers little or no injury, landing safely back in his environment]].''

:'''Sidekick''': [[Captain Obvious|You're back!]]

:'''Hero''': Well, that was certainly far too [[luck]]y. [[Karma|I'll have to spend the rest of my life doing good to everyone else.]]

:'''Sidekick''': And you'll start by admitting that ''Cars'' was horrible.

:'''Hero''': Not on my life!

''After a seemingly awkward pause, the two break into laughter, and with this the movie ends on an [[optimism|optimistic]] fade out. A fancy end credits sequence plays as the main characters zoom back and forth across the screen, even though [[nobody cares|nobody is likely to see it]].''
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== Appendix: Make Your Own Pixar Movie ==
[[Image:Pixareception.png|right|thumb|200px|An equally effective tactic is to walk into the Pixar offices and throw the [[Screenwriting|script]] randomly behind the receptionist. This will have the equal effect of [[nobody cares|your idea being ignored]].]]
As you are doubtless aware by now, [[You|any Uncyclopedian]] can make a Pixar movie. Specifically, any Uncyclopedian can make every part of something ''resembling'' a Pixar movie, except for the entire animation portion of the process. However, this remainder still includes dialogue, motifs, and the entire script—all important parts of a masterpiece.

Below is a template for outlining potential plots for movies. After substitution and tweaking, you can send this to Pixar Animation Studios, 1200 Park Ave, Emeryville CA 94608, USA, where your proposal will be kept in a filing cabinet designated "[[nobody cares|LAST-RESORT IDEAS]]". Alternatively, you could begin writing a full-fledged script, and send such a script to the same address, in which case your screenplay will be kept in a different filing cabinet, designated "[[Somebody Cares|LAST-RESORT SCRIPTS]]".

<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Hero|HERO]] NAME HERE], a character familiar with his environment, has a [RELATIONSHIP TYPE HERE] relationship with [SIDEKICK NAME HERE] when [HE IS/THEY ARE] [[plot twist|taken away from their surroundings]]. [HE/THEY] behave like fish out of water until, by a lucky series of events, they escape certain <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Death|DEATH]]/[[Ripoff|AUCTIONING]]/[[Portal (game)|CAKE]]/OTHER [[fate|FATE]]] and <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[The End|SIDE CONSEQUENCE OF HERO'S ACTIONS HERE]]].

== See also ==
*[[Cars 2]]
*[[Disney]]
*[[WALL-E]]
*[[Steven Spielberg|DreamWorks]]
*[[Screenwriting]]

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