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For winners from the second half of 2006, see below.

=Writer of the Month=
==July 2006==
The Vote Tompkins campaign finally worked, as '''Tompkins''' edged out Hardwick Fuddlebuggy.
==={{User|Tompkins}}===
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*'''Nomination and For''' - Because last months decision was too tough &mdash; both candidates were ''highly'' deserving of this. Tompkins has the five excellent featured articles that were mentioned ([[The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game]], [[Don't be Stupid]], [[Teenagers]], [[Vote Fish Penis]] and [[Distraction]]), not to mention a fine collection of other non-featured but still hysterical and well-written articles, two of my favs being [[The Door]] and [[Anti-Clich&eacute;]]. Since he seems to be big on bestowing glory upon others through nominations and voting for [[User:Bradaphraser|the other guy]], and the rules stipulate he cannot nominate himself, I figured I'd go right ahead and nom him this month. I just hope it means as much coming from a bastard like me. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 18:07, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I don't normally vote so early in the month, but Ptompkins IV, Lord of the Upper Kingdoms, is most deserving. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 18:14, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' I'm not saying he don't deserve dis, I'm just gonna point out that when I pointed out that we could move last month's votes to this month, and get a head start, through the same process by witch Keitei gave me the month of May while still keeping her votes, and thus winning in June (see UotM archives). Tompkins declined, and stated that he did not feel that ''he'' deserved WotM, due to his lack of writing in recent memory, due to being an active admin. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:42, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', oh yah, and I wanna vote for him anyway. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:42, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' content & honest-to-goodness [[noob|Helper of the Poor]]--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 06:39, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I like [[Vote Fish Penis]] and [[Distraction]] very much.--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 01:31, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Still For.''' (though Hardwick's award is certainly coming soon, I can only vote once...)  ~ '''[[User:Todd Lyons|T]].''' <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 01:47, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I'm sorry Hardwick, it's just that Tompkins helped me out once! I think! --{{User:VodkaTabako/sig}}. 03:27, 15 July 2006 (UTC) 04:29, 15 July 2006 (GMT)
:*'''Comment''' Really? I do not recall, I usually try to just stay in the corner and yell at anyone who walks through my yard. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 05:36, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Teenagers is one of my all-time favorites--[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 00:59, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Tompkins even has been accused of ''severe gayness'' by an anonymous user. But Tompkins continues to embody all that is Uncyclopedia in the face of the populace's unquenchable hatred for him...--<span class="plainlinks">[[User:SarinZero|<span style="color:#3399FF">'''SarinZero''']]</span><small> ([[User_talk:SarinZero|<span style="color:#ff6633">blabber]])</span></small> 01:47, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  And remember, everyone, [[Vote Fish Penis|Vote Tompkins]].  {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 01:57, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I'm playing [[The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game|The Keep Your For Vote On Tompkins Game]]. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 02:19, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' ''HUGE'' fan of Hardwick Fundlebuggy, I will totally vote for you next time around, but such classics as [[Teenagers]] and [[The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game]] compel me. --[[User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ|<s><sub>§</sub>ǚ<sup>ρ</sup>ω<sub>ξ</sub>λ<sup>£</sup>μ<sub>Ħ</sub>Φ<sup>φ</sup>≈<sub>€</sub>Ə<sup>Σ</sup>ß<sub>Ð</sub>Æ<sup>Ø</sup>Ξ<sub>Ω</sub>Å<sup>³</sup></s>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/3/3d/Talk%C2%A7.gif][http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/3/34/Mini%C2%A7.gif]</span> 05:56, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' All sorts of crazy stuff that has already been mentioned has been done by [[User:Tompkins|This Guy]]. --{{User:Kalir/sig}} 17:17, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Hardwick Fundlebuggy}}===
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*'''Nomination.''' He's made some really great featured articles, see: [[Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner]], [[Banana Skin Joke]], [[Citizen Kong]]; and other hilarious ones that are currently nominated: [[Pop Bomb]], [[The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships]]. This former NOTM deserves it, but my vote is suspended until later, because Tompkins is also deserving. In any case, Hardwick needed to be nommed, because he is deserving, and we need some competition. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --19:04, 12 July 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For'''. Aw, to heck with it. Unless someone comes along and writes an absolutely earth-shatteringly funny article (which ain't gonna happen), I'm unlikely to change my vote. Sorry again, Tompkins, but I just really like Hardwick's writing style too much not to vote for him. Not only has he got four features, but he has some relatively unrecognised gems such as [[The Dice Man]] and [[Good cop/Bad cop]], not to mention the brilliant [[Capybara Bomb]]. On top of all this, he is a great guy: he is curteous, always happy to help people out at [[Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Current_Pees|Pee Review]] and lend a hand to help [[Universal Remote Control 3000|decruddify]] [[Tesco Value Ferrari|other peoples']] [[Edvard Munch|articles]]. All within four months. All of which means I'm voting against. Erm, I mean for. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 10:18, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' As much as Tompkins deserves it, Hardwick just writes some asoundingly good articles.  [[Bouncy Castle]] is just one of the best articles I've read. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 17:34, 13 July 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For.''' After seeing [[The Dice Man]], I've made up my mind. If you read the fine print this award is also for who has written the best articles ''recently'', and that clearly describes Hardwick. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --23:38, 13 July 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For'''. He may be an ass, but he's funnier than me. --<span style="padding-left: 2px; padding-right: 2px; border: solid blue 1px; margin: 1px; background: lightblue;">[[User:Joe857|<span style="color:#FFFFFF; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:bold;">Joe!</span>]]/<small>[[User_talk:Joe857|TALK]]/[[Special:Contributions/Joe857|CONTRIBS]]/[[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]</small></span> 02:14, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He may be an ass, but he's funnier than [[User:Joe857|Joe]].    [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:17, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
**Ouch. --<span style="padding-left: 2px; padding-right: 2px; border: solid blue 1px; margin: 1px; background: lightblue;">[[User:Joe857|<span style="color:#FFFFFF; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:bold;">Joe!</span>]]/<small>[[User_talk:Joe857|TALK]]/[[Special:Contributions/Joe857|CONTRIBS]]/[[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]</small></span> 14:07, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
***Zing! Technically, since Mr. Fundlebuggy is really funny, you could be ''almost'' really funny, Joe. Or you can get all huffy and storm out of the room. It's all good. But that's off topic. At least until you get nom'd for this. Then the gloves are off with the zinging.   [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 15:05, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' as HF is a wholly deserving candidate and as such I award him with this imaginary pie, because I'm a bit pie-crazy at the moment. <span style="font-family:'monotype corsiva';">[[Burger|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">The</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan/I wanna be an admin|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"> Invading</span>]] [[Oh Bugger!|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Genius</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Yuri</span>]] [[Again|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">the</span>]] [[Incoherent|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Vaguely</span>]] [[Guild of Tramps|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Octagonal</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[WORSHUP ME]</nowiki></span>]] [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[MUN]</nowiki></span>]] [[User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[YvJP]</nowiki></span>]] </small></span> 10:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For''' - I wasn't sure who to support of these two, but the work he did helping me out on [[Gonzo Journalism]] tipped the balance for me. [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 12:05, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''- Here Here!  That Gonzo article is quite funny!--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 15:09, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' two reasons: Hardwick is hilarious and tompkins needs to get off his lazy bum and write some more.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:52, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' This was a tough one, I like both candidates so much... so I tossed a coin.... well, not really, It was tough, though. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 00:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

==August 2006==
After six recounts and a lawsuit, '''Hardwick Fundlebuggy''' emerged triumphant.

==={{User|Hardwick Fundlebuggy}}===
{{s|20 [[Bouncy Castle|bouncing]] [[humosexual]] [[Pop Bomb|pop bombs]]}}
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| style="background:#7785a7;padding:10px; text-align:center;font-size:14px"|'''Mrs. Fundlebuggy gives pie to all voters!'''<br/> <br/>''Thanks to anyone mad enough to vote for my son. These little things seem to mean so much to him. While, on the outside, he looks like an unruffled danger-loving pilot of a nuclear submarine, on the inside he's a jangling wreck of nerves. So your vote might even prevent a nuclear war! And ... speaking as a mother ... I think that nuclear war is a very bad thing, with unnecessarily large fireballs that can really cause havoc with the curtains.''
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*'''Nomination and For.''' I think it's been said before... and I don't really feel like writing it all again. SO go ahead, vote for Hardwick already! {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 07:37, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For!''' I nommed him last month, and touche Tompkins, you beat me to this one. Hardwick is hilarious. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 07:41, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' continually raising the bar, thereby highlighting our own painful, tepid mediocrity.    [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 08:03, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Another early vote for excellence in the comedic field. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 08:04, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''Hear hear!'''--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 12:07, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' where would we be without bouncy castles?--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 12:14, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Hardwick must win this before he departs for greater things. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 12:30, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', if only to completely destroy the urge to nominate anyone else this month.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:29, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' In addition to all that's been said, he has the best username I've yet seen.  --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 20:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment:'''  No Contest.  Literally.  ''There Is No Contest.''  At least until someone else is nominated, that is, at which point I'll cast my vote.  (Probably for this guy after all, but I want to see who he's running against.  Compare/contrast, and all that.)  --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 14:47, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Rataube/sig}} 21:16, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because he gave me a pie! --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]]<small>|</small>[[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]]<small>|</small>[[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 02:17, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Fantastic pop bombs. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 21:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' he deserves it more than anyone who hasn't already been awarded. --[[User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ|<s><sub>§</sub>ǚ<sup>ρ</sup>ω<sub>ξ</sub>λ<sup>£</sup>μ<sub>Ħ</sub>Φ<sup>φ</sup>≈<sub>€</sub>Ə<sup>Σ</sup>ß<sub>Ð</sub>Æ<sup>Ø</sup>Ξ<sub>Ω</sub>Å<sup>³</sup></s>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/3/3d/Talk%C2%A7.gif][http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/3/34/Mini%C2%A7.gif]</span> 04:51, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''ROAR OF APPROVAL''' <small> I can't spell </small> --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' <small>What?...how did I get here? Charlies!!! Ten o'clock!!!</small> --{{User:Tom mayfair/Sig}} 01:51, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''-Good Show--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 14:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' the fast break, to an easy layup and another two points... no, no, wait, he's taking off.... it's a slam dunk!  Spectacular moves from Fundlebuggy, and the crowd goes wild. ~ '''[[User:Todd Lyons|T]].''' <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 10:27, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Severian/sig}} 04:49, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I always wanted a bouncy castle, but I have to pay off my Lexus first. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 16:36, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Kinda moot at this point, but... eh. --{{User:Kalir/sig}} 17:54, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' This dude is hilarious, and has written more than a few really funny articles. Yah! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 21:16, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. The man is funny--[[User:Witt E,|Wit]] ([[User talk:Witt E,|tawk]]) 19:45, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
*Let's hope this isn't the peak or your '''Forte''', keep on going - WE NEED YOU! <small>(and all the other users, otherwise we'd be another "The site that doesn't need mentioning".)</small> --{{User:02barryc/Signature}} 11:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)


==September 2006==
'''Imrealized''' for t3h w1n.

==={{User|Imrealized}}===
{{s|+19}}
'''Nomination and For.''' [[Hide and Go Jesus|Three]] [[Smells Like Teen Spirit|featured]] [[Paradise Lost|articles]], two of them within the past month, all really intelectual and stuff. Some other great ones as well... sounds good to me! {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>03:21, 5 September 2006 (UTC)</small> 03:21, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', although everyone knows he's really a sockpuppet of Tompkins (j/k).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:58, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
**Psh, my sockpuppet would be alot cooler than this square :) {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>23:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)</small> 23:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 20:34, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. He's a scholar & a gentleman.--{{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 11:56, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--big ideas & a good help to n00bs--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 05:56, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For,''' even though he's probably funnier than I am. {{user:some user/sig}} <small>03:12, 10 September 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For,''' even though there's been quite a lack of competition the past few months. {{User:Spang/Sig}} 03:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''Like, For, man...''' The dude abides. --<small>'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] '''([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 08:43, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
*That wanker? '''For''' -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 13:50, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
*Even if the only thing he'd written in the past year had been [[Smells Like Teen Spirit]], it'd ''still'' be a resounding '''For''' from me. -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 01:19, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' scholar, gentleman & good at potatochopping: deadly combination. --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 08:46, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Indeed.--{{User:Severian/sig}} 13:06, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' -- I don't usually vote, but this guy's going [[Hell|places]]. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 19:58, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' - Wow. Just wow. I'm honoured. And kinda speechless. Gimme a second... <takes moment to catch breath> Nope, still pretty much speechless. Thanks, all. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 08:05, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''-I will not be outdone by the chivalry of Imrealized, if he is going to vote for me than I will vote for him!!  I've had no time to write this month, yet.  I will have a few things ready before the end, but lets face it, Imrealized deserves it this month.  I will show up stronger for October.--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 17:26, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Need I say more? --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 06:08, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 17:23, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 14:22, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I like his articles and I helped him with the HTML on his user page. --'''[[:Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank|2nd_Lt]]''' [[User:Orion Blastar|<span style="color:#00d330;text-decoration:underline;">Orion Blastar</span>]] ([[User_talk:Orion Blastar|talk]]) 03:19, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''FeeuhOR'''.Wiffout a dowt.--[[User:Witt E,|Wit]] ([[User talk:Witt E,|tawk]]) 03:43, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Severian/sig}} 02:03, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. If I remember right, when he was up for n00b of the month he somehow lost to [[nobody]].  Go figure... --[[User:So So|So So]] 06:15, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Claudius Prime}}===
{{s|+4}}
*'''Nom''' Okay, he hasn't been active yet in September, but he's been a runner-up in both Poo Lit Surprises with [[User:Claudius Prime/Renaissance|Renaissance]] and [[William Wordsworth]] (and is the only person, I believe, to place in both competitions), and seems to have an appreciation for collaborative writing that I think has yet to be really exploited to its full potential on Uncyc. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:57, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', he takes literate subjects and makes them speak in a way that my mind can understand.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 07:52, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I'll go ahead and actually toss in a vote this month too. [[Catherine the Great]], from the first PLS, is another good one by Claudius. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:51, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. As much as I enjoy the work of the other nominated comedic specialists, I must cast my vote for Claudius, whose work was among my early favourites. [[Existence]], [[Purgatory]], [[Virgil]], [[Jack Kerouac|Kerouac]], [[LAPD]]... I could go on, but why not just check out his user page? Excellent, cerebral work. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 08:20, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Since Immy has this in a walk ([[Paradise Lost]] alone would be worth it), I'll cast my vote for this other deserving member.  He's a very discriminating writer, and when he votes for an article on VFH, you know it's good.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 18:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Slackerboy}}===
{{s|+1 inactive user}}
*'''Nom''' and '''For''' I realize that this month he won't win, but I just realized that he hasn't won, and he deserves it '''''alot'''''. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:21, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
***Uhhh, he hasnt been active since April...--{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 01:38, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
::::uhhh...who cares? He ''was'' one of the funniest writers to grace this wiki. How active he is currently doesn't enter into it. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 12:04, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::It completely does...read this. ''Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.'' Notice the '''past month''' part. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 03:44, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::::I'm still gonna nominte him every month till he wins :P. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:05, 23 September 2006 (UTC)


==October 2006==
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and '''Procopius''' is the Writer of the Month.

==={{user|Slackerboy}}===
{{s|+1}}
*'''Nomination''' and '''For''' I can't belive Slacky hasn't won this. Granted he hasn't writtend ''anything'' in a long time, he ''did'' write [[Crapmobile|some]] [[The Oldest Trick in the Book|of]] [[Niggers|the]] [[Gibberish|best]] articles I have ever read. He deserves a "post humos" inception into the ranks of Writer of the Month. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:25, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' -Yet again, I wont vote against, but ''"THE WRITER WHO HAS WRITTEN THE BEST THINGS RECENTLY"'' is what this is for. Not contributing since April isnt deserving in my opinion, as he probably will never find out that he won this award. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:10, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Procopius}}===
{{s|+16}}
*'''N+F''' with a couple of recent features, [[UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic]] + [[HowTo:Write A Cover Letter]] he is, by my count, just one behind that Hardwick guy, a recent recipient of WotM, for recently featured articles that were featured recently and tied, recently, with that Modus bastard. But his stuff, recently, is funnier, recently. <small>Did you get that, ZB? The recent bit, I mean?</small>.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Porpoise knows his stuff, and apparently is just behind me, so I had better be careful what I type. --<small>'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] '''([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 08:01, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  I did enjoy that [[UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic|honest mechanic]] article quite a lot.  And his name is confusing and hard to say or spell, or both.  Isn't that alone enough? --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 16:12, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I enjoy his articles twice nightly, more if I can manage.  Holy shit I'm turning into Mhaille. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 21:49, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
*He could win every award on [[Uncyclopedia]]; he won the [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|Poo Lit Surprise]], the [[Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month|Noob of the Month]], and now he's nommed for this (and he ''should'' be nominated for the [[Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize|Foolitzer Prize]]). This guy's unbelievable and extremely talented. '''For'''. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 01:18, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
*:I'm pretty sure that he's a robot writer from the future, sent back to our time to weaken humanity somehow. Probably via an insidious plot to win all of our awards.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:01, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
*::I better tell you now: 2011 is gonna be a bitch.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 13:47, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
*:::Thanks. Way to go. You should annotate your post with ''"Spoiler Alert"'' when you give away the ending, at least.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 14:20, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Yes''', absolutely.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 15:21, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Hells Yes, Sir!'''I absolutely loved HowTo:Write A Cover Letter! I am in favour of his election as president, or whatever this ballot is for... I don't quite understand this thing. Maybe I should live in Florida, or Quebec. --[[User:Theo|Theo]] 06:30, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Excellent work recently, considering that he was a n00b like me not long ago. --{{User:Cs1987/sig}} 16:02, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Strongest Conceivable For''' meant to nom 'im meself, I dids, I dids. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 01:39, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' and thank the lord, he didn't get an award for far too long! (two weeks?)--{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 14:34, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''{{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 17:46, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Casual For'''- It's obvious he's gonna win without my vote, but i wanted to show my deep respect, admiration, blah blah blarr, he's an excellent writer. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 15:51, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For,''' Although he has it locked up. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 20:27, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
*:Deja vu, room spinning...so, Mister Cornbread...how many times are you planning to vote on this page this month? Only two? But that's only half as much as you want to [[Uncyclopedia:Writer_of_the_Month#Nominations and Voting Process|and twice as much as you're supposed to]]...walls pushing in...oatmeal a little lumpy...--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:52, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
::Just please tell me you're not a weeta bicks or whatever it's called fan! --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 08:27, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Wasn't Weeta Bicks in the cantina band in Star Wars?--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 10:18, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Awesome stuff. --{{User:Armando/sig}} 12:55, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 15:18, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
* Ultimate '''For'''. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 13:16, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Never even met the man, but he's a damn good writer. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>21:50, 30 October 2006 (UTC)</small> 21:50, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''...pulled into the gravitational field...--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 23:32, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|PF4Eva}}===
{{s|0}}

*'''N+F''' Created [[Halloween (film)]] and separate article for the sequels, although they are quite short I did get a chuckle from them, besides, the month is still young [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 21:53, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
*'''Strong Against.''' Usually wouldnt vote against, but this has to be a joke. Other candidates, even Slackerboy in inactivity are far more deserving. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:53, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
**'''Comment''' Again, the month is still young and he has been working on them a lot. [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 13:00, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
:::Except the only thing hes written isnt even funny. Its a giant list. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 18:02, 7 October 2006 (UTC) 

==={{user|Monika}}===
{{s|+3}}
*'''Nomination''' While I cannot vote twice, I can nominate this user due to thier great articles (no matter how few their may be). --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 18:37, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
* !!! Um... Okay... ::scratch head:: '''For'''? (Procopius is going to kick my ass.) --[[User:Monika|monika]] 22:29, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
*:'''Comment.''' Um, what has she written, exactly??? --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 03:49, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Stuff you're strongly against anyway.</s> (I be good) --[[User:Monika|monika]] 04:01, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Hey! Don't make me separate you two. [[Japan-france]], [[Sandman|Mr. Sandman]], [[Bleach]], [[License Note]] & the featured [[Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball]]. This is why users have userpages; so that they can list that which they have wrought.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 04:04, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
:Well in that case, I'm not gonna be a dick and vote against, but I didn't like any of those articles. Its probably cuz I hate anime shit with a passion. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 04:16, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
::The good news: I'm seeing you two in a remake of "Moonlighting". The bad: only one of you can be Bruce Willis.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 04:19, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Dibs. --[[User:Monika|monika]] 04:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
::'''Against'''. Way too overprotective of articles on a goddamn wiki, reverting all my edits to SSBX. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 20:46, 18 October 2006 (UTC)*'''For''' to cancel out Nin's vote and because Nin needs to lighten up a bit. 
*'''For''' to cancel out Nin's vote and because Nin needs to lighten up a bit. <small>''WereitajokemorepeopleknewaboutI'dbewillingtoletitstay''</small> {{User:Hinoa4/sig8|20:48, 18 October 2006 (UTC)}}
*'''Comment''' I would have voted for you but, alas, Procopius's appeal is too strong. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 04:25, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - even if Monika doesn't win, the standard of writing gets my vote. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 20:10, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because she's a damn fine writer. Also, I wanted to cancel out Squiggle's comment or something. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 05:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
:*'''Comment:''' Oh, ''please''. I'll vote for her next time around. Probably. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 05:20, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks to much to everyone who voted for me or would have under other circumstances or was nice enough to withstand his urge to vote against me, and a big congratulations to Procopius for totally kicking my ass. You do good work ::nodnod::. Hopefully one of these future months I'll again have the right combination of inspiration and free time to write another two or so articles. :) --[[User:Monika|monika]] 09:43, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

==November 2006==
That '''§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ''' won.

==={{user|Composure1}}===
{{s|+3}}
*'''Nom''' Just look at that list of UnNews articles. I know Composure's already won the Foolitzer, but I think any writer, regardless of speciality, should be a candidate for WotM because it's the most presitigous award. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:44, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' We need more writers like ComputerBlue...err...Composure1. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 03:24, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Rangeley/sig}} 03:34, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
*Two things, the hat and Annyang The Bear. 'Nuff said. '''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 17:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Modusoperandi}}===
{{s|+9}}
*'''Nom and For'''.  Because of [[American Fundie Magazine]], [[Suburban homeboy]], the (should be featured soon) [[The Bureaucracy Channel|Bureaucracy Channel]], a featured image or two -- the output shames me and sends me into a corner, contemplating my toenails as my only truly creative act.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 21:14, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. i particularly liked "suburban homeboy." modusoperandi is a bit of a perfectionist and moody too. also eccentric - strips himself naked before sitting down to compose (that reminds me of [[kafka]] - he'd drink only non pasteurized milk and, no surprise, it eventually killed him). --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 10:31, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - He cracks me up. --[[User:Micoolio101|Micoolio101]] <sup>([[User talk:Micoolio101|whine]] • [[Special:Contributions/Micoolio101|vandalism]])</sup> 09:24, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Me an' Modusoperandi R homeboys G! this suburban homeboy articles strongly appeals 2 my gangsta heritage C, G? An' another thing I tell U somthin 'dem Fundies remind me of the peepz back in my youth center, dey take me off da streetz gimme a good meal an' teach me how to straighten' up n' fly right! But don' think that don't mean I ain't still a straight brotha' 4 life. Lemme tell you who don' deserve dis' award; Famine. He from da' wrong side o' town an' always be callin' da' po-po on me an' my dawgz, but Modusoperandi, he alwayz welcome on my turf. CYA playaz, my H.O.N.K.E.E.Z. an' I got work to do. [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 23:14, 8 November 2006 (UTC) Yo!
*'''For'''. Let me start off by saying that yes, I probably should of voted for Squiggle. Modus can't write very well, like Squiggle. He's a douchehat, unlike squiggle. Squiggle is an active contributor to uncyc; always polite and respectful, whereas Modus is always a complete jerk and/or ass. Squiggle is all-around everything that Modus is not. But that's why I can't vote for him. Modus is the guy that always ends up with the hot chick. And although I may or may not be a hot chick, or a chick at all, he's stolen my heart. He also leaves funny comments all over the place, which is a plus. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 19:47, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
*:''sniff''  That's the best backhanded compliment I've had since I last spoke with my parents...beautiful, man.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:05, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' per Anyone. We need more of this guy's eccentricity. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 07:36, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''FOR''' BENSON agrees with Squiggles. We need more of his electricity. Also, his writing skills are almost as good as his electric powers. [[User:Benson|Benson]] 22:40, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''- It's good stuff.--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 02:31, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''Fo' shizzle'''. Sorry Mr. Squiggle, but it seems like you're gonna win this month anyway. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 21:10, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''Forrr'''. --{{User:flyingfeline/sig}} 21:47, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Funny, he is. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 11:32, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
*:Thanks for the vote. Sadly, November is over...All hail Squiggle!--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 11:55, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}}===
{{s|+19 random characters that I can't decode}}
*'''Nom and For'''. Ha ha. Just to make the voting more chaotic. And cause he probably deserves it. And cause he gave me a ninja star. And cause I'm a happy drunk. Someone go ahead and fix it so the above actually links to his user page. --[[User:So So|So So]] 14:34, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. he makes me glad to be gay {{User:Jack_mort/sig}} 02:08, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' First of all, you can only vote for one candidate, ''mowgli''. Secondly, I was going to nominate Squiggle... next month. After he'd racked up some awards, but you jus had to go and ruin it for me... Anyway, I figure I'll hold my vote for now, probably cast it later this month. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>02:19, 3 November 2006 (UTC)</small>
**'''Comment''' sorry? i think i've cast only 1 vote so far, for modusoperandi. my only other post here is a comment. i did not nominate squiggle. *slightly confused* --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 05:22, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
***Heh heh, sorry, your's and Jack's signatures are quite similar. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>22:23, 3 November 2006 (UTC)</small>
****lol, i thought as much. --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 07:31, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I loved ''[[Water Polo... With Sharks!]]''. Plus, he let me grab his ass this one time... --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 18:05, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:20, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' water polo with sharks is what brought me to this site --{{User:Braydie/sig}} 14:25, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' sdfhklasalskjd. :D {{User:Toratoritore/sig}} 21:03, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He putts from the rough. {{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 21:55, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Yo momma is proud, sonnieboy. --[[User:UnJetamo|UnJetamo]] 21:59, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''For''' Hindleyite said it was the honorable thing to do to vote for myself. Blame him for me being vain. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 22:02, 11 November 2006 (UTC)</s> I've chosen NOT to vote for myself, 'twas a half-assed, if not quarter-assed, thing to do. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 00:10, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:It was a joke, honest. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 22:03, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
::Well, it's too late now; You've warped and perverted my fragile mind! I hope you can sleep at night. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 23:39, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I pity him. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 22:10, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Your $100 bribe to vote for you was pointless because I would have voted for you anyway Sir Squiggle. --[[User:Composure1|Composure1]] 16:57, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' MO is deserving as well, but Squiggle takes the cake. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 02:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' it would appear the Squiggle has come into his own. Still, what with the voting for himself and all, I'll be his sponsor when his head inevitably gets too big to fit through doorways and he reluctantly joins our little Divanon program. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:05, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Not only is he a great writer, but he has a friggin awesome name. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 00:18, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. So he can vote for me for my WOTM. And he is a shredder. \m/ !!! {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 07:09, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''[[User:Hardeehar|Hardeehar]] 14:07, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''ƒø®'''. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1|00:30, 21 November 2006 (UTC)|rank=Måjõ®|name=H¡ñôà|talk=†@lk|order=ÓÜÑ}}
*'''For.''' It is unfortunate you have rejected any possibility of becoming an administrator, you would make a great addition. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>21:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)</small>
:*I find it <u>''highly''</u> unlikely I could ever be an admin, but that's not to say that I reject any notion of being one. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 03:16, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Okay I've voted, now tell me if is this the Athen's northwestern Kwik-E-Mart? I need to get some milk for my wife. Pronto, Luigi! [[User:Feureau|Feureau]] 02:39, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', because I take voting seriously, and want to have my voice heard in this, the closest of elections.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 01:16, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Prettiestpretty}}===
{{s|+5 Female Candidates}}
*'''NomFor.''' ~ [[User:Todd_Lyons/VFH_Hall_of_Shame|A number of users]] with the same number of featured articles (or fewer) have ''already won'' WotM.  It's only my opinion, but the fact that she's been a bit quiet lately in no way invalidates the significance of her contributions here.  ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig}} 15:12, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
::'''Comment''' i'll vote for her if she's nom'd again next month, if only for [[UnBooks:See Dick|See Dick]] (despite her "mother henish" protectiveness over that "wiki" <s>page</s> article's contents) & the hilarious [[Colossus of Barbie]]. --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 17:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 00:14, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I once had a very indepth conversation with Prettiestpretty about an image that she made, that won both my respect for her and my vote for her. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 23:01, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Her work on [[UnBooks:See Dick|See Dick]] is very funny. I couldn't write them any funnier than she can. I could learn a lot about funny writing from her works. --{{User:Orion Blastar/sig}} 01:58, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 13:44, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|One-eyed Jack}}===
{{s|+3}}
*'''NomiFo.''' Despite having one useless socket, this user consistently turns out quality burbles. His work has all the hysteria of a nuclear power station while retaining the gravity and wit of a mouse on crack. It never ceases to amaze me, when most things do cease to amaze me, at least after a while. --<small>'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] '''([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 19:29, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I realise it's almost immaterial now that squiggle's got this in the bag, but just browsing through OEJ's article list is an experience to make any aspiring writer give up hope of ever being any good by comparison. --{{User:Jamtrousers/Sig}} 17:12, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''- One-eye liked my [[Pablo Neruda]] article, and he's a class act.--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 14:24, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment'''. My vote is taken for this month. Someone nominate him again next month. --[[User:So So|So So]] 17:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Tooltroll}}===
{{s|+1.5}}
*'''Nom&For''' [[The Uncyclopedian's Song]]. Need I say more? --{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 06:09, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' [[User:81.154.12.2|81.154.12.2]] 17:46, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

==December 2006==
'''ENeGMA''' won it.
==={{user|ENeGMA}}===
{{s|+19}}
*'''Nom for now'''; Let's see, [[New Age Psychology]], [[Jackson Pollock]], [[A Tour of Baghdad]], [[Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006]], [[UnBooks:Hutt River Anthology|Hutt River Anthology]], [[What the hell is this]], [[Featured Article Candidates]]... This guy has so many featured and quasi-featured articles it's not funny. Well, it is funny, actually. He deserves this a ton. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 01:05, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''A vote in advance - for'''. The man gotta brains. {{User:NeedABrain/sig}} 18:08, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I love Enegma's stuff. [[User:Prolix|Prolix]] 07:13, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' About time, too. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 16:52, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Ohh so sexy. --{{User:toratoritore/sig}} 23:52, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For, ^_^''' {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 21:26, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' [[The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock]] demands much, much respect. [[User:Citrusmirakel|Lemon]]. [[Image:Lemonwedge.gif]] 00:17, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. <small>Yes</small>, Yes, <big>'''YES'''</big>! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 14:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Heh, Fuckteen... {{User:Codestream/sig}} 04:57, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Great writer, great Uncyclopedian, great guy overall. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 02:02, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I had no idea all those articles were by ENeGMA until this nomination. I applaud his (apparent) lack of self-promotion. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 02:55, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''  the reasons stated above.  'Cept the bit about him being sexy...  Naturally, he ''might'' '''be''' sexy.  But he did loan some of his wonderful works to [[UnPoetia]]. ^_^ --{{User:The_Bard/sig}} 05:51, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Finally! I can vote for the winning side for a change. Anyway, I don't know who I'm votin' and what the guy did for whatever, but whew this guy's ahead of the rest of the losers on this page. So s/he's got my vote! Whoo-hoo! [[User:Feureau|Feureau]] 12:09, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I especially love his rewrite of the [[Fundagelical Christianity]] article. It's my favorite of his works. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 05:46, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Yes, yes, this is good, yes. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>03:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''' --{{User:Braydie/sig}} 16:17, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''', though it's a tough choice this month. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 16:59, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' HELL YA. This guy is GREAT. FU if you don't vote for him. Enjoy being writer of the month! We should just end this whole thing now, actualy it never should of started because this guy was pre-ordained for the title. --[[User:Sir james paul|Sir james paul]] 02:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Because I don't want to be fucked. --~'''[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername|<span style="color:#BBAC71;text-decoration:underline;">McDestroyertron</span>]] ([[User_talk:ThisIsAShortUsername|<span style="color:#C1C280;text-decoration:underline;">talk</span>]])''' 03:22, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

==={{user|Modusoperandi}}===
{{s|+14}}
*'''Nom and for'''.  I said it before and I'll say it again: [[Suburban homeboy]], [[The Bureaucracy Channel]], [[American Fundie Magazine]] -- Kneel before Mod!--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 16:56, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Modusoperandi is a very funny chap with a good sense of up and down. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 17:07, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He made me laugh on my talk page (and clogged it aswell). He should be an admin. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 08:57, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Fourth!''' - And let's not forget that time we were all in hypersleep, and the ship caught a meteor. If it wasn't for Modus, that bitch of a pilot would've jettisoned us to a fiery death.{{User:tooltroll/sig}} 10:47, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Some of you may wonder, "Why vote for Modusoasdfperasdfdsefaandi?" His name is stupid and hard to pronounce. His facial features make little babies cry. He has an offensive odor that easily induces vomitting. He's often drunk and/or urinating in public. So to answer your question, I have no idea why Anyone would vote '''for''' Modus. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 15:45, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I thoroughly enjoyed his articles. --[[User:Composure1|Composure1]] 21:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - So he can vote for me in the future. Seriously - {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 05:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. My favourate Wahabist prima dona. --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 13:27, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Tie game. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 04:37, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' A good egg and a great writer. --[[User:Super90|Super90]] 01:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 22:12, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
*Man, why ModusOperandi never get no respec'? He be comin' in second all da' time an I say it be my homeyz time 2 shine. I tell you who not be deservin' a' 'dis award, Famine. He been gettin' da' girlz and da' glory 4 years now but ModusOperandi gonna change that C dawg? I vote '''For''' 4 MO! [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 23:28, 28 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?
*'''For.''' --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 09:25, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  I thought I'd never vote for him, but the whoring is under control and his work is only getting better.  The noir article is one of my favorites.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 16:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|One-eyed Jack}}===
{{s|+7}}
*'''Nom & For''' ~ The most underrated writer on Uncyclopedia, bar none.  We should be ashamed of ourselves. ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 17:03, 2 December 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For'''- Todd is right.--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 14:43, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - He won't win it, and he won't want to - which is kind of the point. OEJ takes Samuel Johnson's dictum on writers and shoves it up a nutpipe - and he does it with style. {{User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy/sig}} 21:37, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' [[Patrick Henry]] did it for me.  I know when I'm bested, and this is clearly the case. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 01:50, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He's funny enough to make the frontrunner vote for him. --[[User:Jedravent|Jedravent]] 22:53, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. In certain poker circles, this cat is wild. Hangs out with deuces and some dude with an axe. Has a keen profile. What he's got he's got in spades. Or hearts. It's kinda hard to tell. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 06:53, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I have no witty comment to make. --{{User:Cainad/sig}} 20:04, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Composure1}}===
{{s|+5}}
*'''Nom & For''' - Has written some really great stuff over the months and is well deserving of this. {{User:Rangeley/sig}} 20:46, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I'm being held here against my will. But by no means am I being forced to make this vote. {{User:Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy/sig}} 21:15, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - his news items over the last month have had me crying with laughter. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*'''For''' - Funny Guy {{User|Selfworm}}
*'''For''' - [[User:JohnQ.Public|JohnQ.Public]] 17:40, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

=Noob of the Month=
==July 2006==
'''Shandon''' won it.
==={{User|Shandon}}===
{{s|+11}}
*''Nomination'' - I particularly enjoy [[Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon]] and his article on [[Night Court]]. He's written a fair amount of good content in a short amount of time, and holds a good word with some well-known contributors. All of their articles have a very relzxed tone, which is one of the things I enjoy most about them. So, in conclusion, this is a new user with new ideas, and I think that makes them a great candidate for NotM. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 19:22, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. He actually had a meaningful conversation with me. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 22:04, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment'''. He is definitly a noob. He even thought I was an admin in [[User_talk:Sbluen#Huff_.26_Puff_.26_Blow_That_House_Down|this section]] of my talk page, even though my userpage said that I wasn't. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 07:11, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Strongest Possible For'''. After reading the above linked article on van Gogh, I knew I could do one of two things &mdash; figure out a way to steal the credit for this n00bs genius work, or vote for said n00b. You're lucky this was easier. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 08:26, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.'''  I like the cut of his/her/its jib.  --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:36, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' Because he/she came to my attention. Oh, and that excellent idea for a news article,[[UnNews:David Bowie to Meet Martian Delegation]], and saying nice things about the way I screwed with it. Give it up for Shandon! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 22:36, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' based on the Van Gogh article as being a parody of a parody. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 01:34, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I'll change my vote a 3rd time, as this n00b is clearly the best and biggest contributor. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --05:50, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Following the crowd, because I can't think for myself.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 13:00, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  '[[UnBooks]] needs people writing for it.  Shandon is one of the few who answered that call, and he is ''good''! [[User:Uncyclopedian|Uncyclopedian]] 21:36, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I agree with Uncyclopedian. [[UnBooks:The World According to Garm|He writes good]]. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 10:16, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' and I want to take all the credit for nurturing his early talent as seen in ''Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon''. Because I can. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*The guy keeps himself busy with cruft that wasn't his to begin with... Asks questions when advisable... Has the perfect Uncyclopedia and wiki-mentality... Clear '''for''' from me! --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 10:52, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|TheMono}}===
{{s|+2}}
*''Nomination'' - I came accross this one awhile ago, as is usually the case with my NotM noms. At that time my favorite article of theirs was [[Foot in Mouth]]. But then, they wrote [[Santaism]] and that was quite good as well, now my favorite is [[Gonzo Journalism]], their most recent. As you can tell, this is a writer that gets better over time, like a fine wine, and is therefore a good candidate for NotM. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 19:22, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''I'm flattered''' - thanks for the nom. (It says loads that I originally forgot to sign this lol) - further, I just noticed you can vote for yourself, so '''For''', I'm awesome lol. [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 03:51, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''FOR'''. Tough competition this month, but he deserves it. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --06:58, 5 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
*'''For'''-The Gonzo article was bad ass--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 15:03, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
:I appreciate the intention behind the futile vote lol [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 09:07, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Bluto}}===
{{s|+1}}
*'''Nom & For.'''  Since his arrival on June 20th, he's written [[Monkeys|several]] [[Southern United States|lengthy]] [[King George III|and]] [[Mind|witty]] [[Old Testament|articles]], and despite a minor tendency to [[Monkeys#External_links|over-link or over-categorise]], is my number one candidate for NOTM. Go Bluto! -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 16:43, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''FOR'''. Tough competition this month, but this guy deserves it most. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --06:59, 5 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
:'''Comment:''' Hey, uh... sorry to burst your bubble, but you get one vote. So, pick one, or the other, or the other other, or neither. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 23:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
::'''Comment'''. Doesnt say that anywhere, but I'll <s>stick</s> go with <s>this guy</s> Shandon. I like them <s>both</s> all, but <s>Bluto</s> Shandon has <s>more</s> the most contribs. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --01:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
:::"You may vote ONCE for your favorite noob." Under the [[Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month#Nomination and voting process|Nomination and voting process]] section. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 22:24, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
::::'''Comment'''. I've been had! lol. [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 02:02, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
:Ah, now I see it... {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --23:43, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

==August 2006==
'''Procopius''' gets the freakin' W. A big fat tick in the winner's column.

==={{User|Procopius}}===
{{s|+23 [[Dark Ages|Roman]] [[Snopes|urban legends]], [[UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic|my honest]] [[Battle of Gettysburg|Brooke]]}}
*'''Nomination.''' Have to nominate him today or his eligibility is up. He's made great articles: [[Snopes]], [[Dark Ages]], in his short time here. He also frequently writes for UnNews. He is clearly the best choice for NOTM as of right now, but because it is so early, I'm abstaining for now. No matter what, he'll certainly be a candidate, though. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:52, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
:'''Comment''': Is that a for vote as well there, Corny? --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 14:08, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::'''Comment''': Did you actually read his comment? It says right there, "''... because it is so early, I'm abstaining for now.''". Just thought i'd say... {{User:Spang/Sig}} 16:01, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
:'''Comment''': My god, you're right... Sweet jesus, I'm going vote-blind! *cheer* Sorry about that... Must have been the lack of '''bold''' that I've grown so acustomed to... So, in short, no, I didn't actually read his comment... :( --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 00:41, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
**'''For and Comment.'''Just to save MoneySign, and because I should anyway. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 01:39, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' voting early '''for''' such an excellent contributor. Also '''for''' [[UnNews:Diogenes_searches_world_for_honest_mechanic|Diogenes]]. Hey... that's three votes, right? -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 06:14, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I was gonna nom him, you beat me to him... dammit. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 06:15, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For!''' especially for the [[snopes]] bit but for being a decent fella all together... --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 15:09, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' snopes. {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
*'''For''' the precocious porpoise with a purpose poised for the purple. --<small>'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] '''([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 17:05, 2 August 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For''' [[Snopes]] was hilarious. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}}21:23, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' [[Snopes]] and the [[Battle of Gettysburg]].  Keep that shit up. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 02:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''- Gettysburg never smelled so good--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 20:49, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Already well on his way to having three featured articles... --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 14:06, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because. {{User:Spang/Sig}} 16:01, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', 'cuz I loved the [[Snopes]] article. Plus, he saved my baby from a burning building. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]]<small>|</small>[[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]]<small>|</small>[[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 19:28, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Good Lord, this is a tough choice.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 21:07, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Love your work.--{{User:Tom mayfair/Sig}} 21:12, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' It's a pleasure to read his articles for audio. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 22:40, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Gettysburg will never be the same...--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 15:38, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Not only does he make a lot of new articles, but he clearly puts a lot of effort into them. --[[User:Composure1|Composure1]] 02:25, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because he is the bomb! [[User:Ndansmith|Stan Lather]] 05:21, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' So notable that I not only noticed the writing, but also due to the PLS. {{User:Dawg/sig}} 03:44, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - If it were possible, I'd give him one vote for [[Washington and Lafayette|Washington]] AND another for [[Washington and Lafayette|Lafayette]].--[[User:Rljenk|Rljenk]] 02:51, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 11:52, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' this dude has written some really excellent UnNews, and other stuff, and he doesn't piss me off, so that's good too. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 21:18, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', his consistently good writing makes the rest of us look like crap. Thanks a lot for going and raising the bar, Procopius...--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:28, 31 August 2006 (UTC)


==September 2006==
Okay, so '''Quira''' didn't have any competition at all, but his maintenance work rocked the Nooblies this month.

==={{user|Quira}}===
{{s|+12}} 

* '''Nominate'''. Great contributions, especially in curbing the tide of shite that floods the site. {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 22:39, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Agreed that these are great contributions.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 22:38, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For, I guess''' Really weak this month... --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 01:43, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*We've got a tide of shite? Sounds like Jersey beaches. If this user combats the Crap Stream, I'm all '''for''' them. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 07:57, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', good contributations. {{User:Spang/Sig}} 08:32, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' from me. I like the work and a cool person on #Uncyclopedia. My cycnicism temporarily defeated, I am forced to give the thumbs-up. <span class="nounderlinelink"><span style="font-family:'palatino linotype';"><span style="background-color:#000000; white-space:nowrap; font-variant:small-caps;"><span style="color:cyan">The</span> [[HowTo:Kill_Yourself_With_A_Brick|<span style="color:red;">Freed Mind</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:cyan;">Sutoth Indar</span>]] <span style="color:cyan;">the</span> [[Guild of Tramps|<span style="color:crimson;">Black Mage</span>]] [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:cyan;"><nowiki>[MUN]</nowiki></span>]] [[User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased|<span style="color:cyan;"><nowiki>[YvJP]</nowiki></span>]] <span style="color:cyan;">[[User:Yuri von Juan/PWIHISR/Template|<span style="color:cyan;"><nowiki>[SI|PWHISIR]</nowiki></span>]]</span></span></span> 09:31, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
* '''Against''' I couldn't find an article that they've written. Isn't that one of the requirements for eligibility? [[User:15Mickey20|15Mickey20]] 17:15, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
**'''Comment...''' Wait, he brings up a valid point. NOTMs have to have written ''"at least one full article"''. Hmmmmmm.... --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 06:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
***Just means I've to try to get one out by ... 7 days? Brainstorm time! --[[User:Quira|Quira]] 06:07, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
****GO GO GO! --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 06:21, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Elvis/sig}} 12:25, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 17:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' And I don't care if he's written anything. Some people contribute their wit, and others do the real work. ;) {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 21:44, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Quira occasionally lost, but all good.--[[User:Witt E,|Wit]] ([[User talk:Witt E,|tawk]]) 04:38, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because there are only 5 days left and he's the only one nominated... also because I haven't voted before and this one seemed the least life-threatening place to start... {{user:Soul101/sig}}
*'''For''' --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 00:09, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Severian/sig}} 02:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 15:39, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' A very good service-person. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 19:49, 30 September 2006 (UTC)


==October 2006==
We actually had a bit of a race this month, but the people have spoken: '''Anyone''' is better than Kwakerjak.

==={{user|Kwakerjak}}===
{{s|+7}}
*'''Nom for now'''.  <s>Voted for my article, and it's payback time</s> Good rewrite of [[Napoleon Bonaparte]], and seems to be taking time with own articles.  Since it's still early, I'll hold off on voting for now.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 15:40, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' A worthy n00b, added funny stuff to my [[French Revolution]] article. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 05:55, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 15:44, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''For'''. [[n00b]]s at their finest. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 02:31, 17 October 2006 (UTC)</s> ONE VOTE emc, make up your mind...--{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 03:12, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
::Oh, yeah...I forgot...I voted already...good call, Sir Cornybread. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 00:46, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  I just read Napoleon.  This guy's clearly [[HTBFANJS|done his homework]].  {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig}} 04:08, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Sorry [[User:Anyone|anyone]].  You might have won this another month, but Kwakerjak's writing talent is impossible to ignore.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 19:39, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
:*'''Comment''': Don't forgot [[User:Thematrixeatsyou|Thematrixeatsyou]], he's pretty worthy too. A lot of good n00bs this month. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 05:26, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
*The best choice '''for''' sure. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 00:17, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Ogopogo/sig}} 17:44, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because we've been tied for far too many seconds, and I liked that [[Napoleon Bonaparte|article]] he did right much. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 21:40, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Abstain'''.  I'd like to be as selfless as Anyone and return the favor, I really would.  But I'm so new here, I couldn't recognize quality maintenance if it bit me in the ass. --[[User:Kwakerjak|Kwakerjak]] 03:14, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Anyone}}===
{{s|+11}}
*'''Nom for now'''.  Much like [[User:Quira|Quira]], doing yeoman's work on maintenance.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 15:46, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I'm liking this umm..."person". --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 20:38, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Weak Against''' - Has the ''worst'' voting reasons on VFH, and completely contradicts himself half the time as well.--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 23:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
:*'''Comment''' A) If we're being graded on consistency, we'll all be in class on Independence Day; B) If you don't like a nominee, withhold your vote; C) Your vote against appears to be based wholly on Anyone's VFH votes, and not on the excellent maintenance he/she has done.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 23:50, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
:*'''Comment'''. Oh...wow...''worst'' huh? A lot of emphasis on that, what with the italics and all. But I am appaulled that you would say that I contradict myself half the time...I've never half assed anything and I'm not about to start now. Let the record show that I contradict myself ''all'' the time (Also, please note the emphasis). On a side note, I graciously thank you for your rebuttal Procopius. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 13:23, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
::*'''Comment''' So procopius, should emc have his vote rescinded because of his liking of Anyone? He's obviously biased. And yes, although I have based my vote on anyones vfh decisions, that doesn't mean that I have to vote '''for''' just because of the good job with maintenance work he has been doing. Spending time with that cruft is tedious and helpful, so I'll give it a weak against. And Anyone, you have contradicted yourself "half of the time on VFH", not "all" of the time. Sometimes you give a sensible reason after voting, sometimes not, and I ''never'' said you half-assed things either. '''I'm''' appalled you would vote '''against''' articles that you have commented on being "funny "or "liking".--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 00:37, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
:::*'''Comment'''. No, my saying that you said I did things half-assed was merely tom-foolery; not that you actually said that. Also, I'm glad you're open of your dislike for my VFH voting record because I like to hear all sides, although I honestly I never would vote '''against''' an article I thought was funny ''enough'' to be VFH'd, so I'm not sure I know what you're talking about...but feel free to elaborate. Thanks. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 03:40, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
::::*Well as long as you are open to hearing all sides, and c'mon, you were typing it, and you did contradict yourself at least once or twice. Bah. We're overloading here on colon use, how about I give you a cookie and we'll call this argument off.--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 05:02, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
:::::*Done --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 13:44, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Doing some great maintenance work so I don't have to. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 18:25, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Amount of maintenance work is making us (lazY) admins look bad, quick op him to put a stop to it!!--{{User:Elvis/sig}} 21:08, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Tough call on some eminently worthy candidates this month.  With a nod to Kwakerjack's [[U.S. Presidential Election, 1840|excellent writing]], it's hard to resist a person whose cleaning efforts match those of administrators.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 16:31, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Anyone, who can take on [[User:208.182.75.11|the Tennessee Board of Education]], is alright with me. --<small>'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] '''([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 17:48, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He's a jolly good fellow. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 17:51, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''VFD'''</s> '''For'''. --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 09:02, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. it was obvious he/she/it was a good uncyclopedian, doing maintainance work, but i was holding my vote until i could see the quality of [[Henchmen|His/Her/Its writing]] {{User:Jack_mort/sig}} 12:29, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 15:38, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Has done some nice work. --{{User:Gnome/sig}} 16:00, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', I don't like him, and he probably sucks, and spends too long hanging around IRC for my liking, and so on and so forth. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 20:14, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' -- now Mhaille, that is just not fair:  I've seen him quit IRC many a time.  I don't like him either though--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 23:30, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig}} 21:40, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Thematrixeatsyou}}===
{{s|+1}}
*'''Nom.''' Lots of valuable contributions, frequently helping with UnNews and maintainence, always suggesting new ideas to help Uncyc. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 23:20, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Great unnewser, has "The Matrix" in his name. --{{user:soul101/sig}} 13:28, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

==November 2006==
In a closely fought battle '''Braydie''' pushed to the front of the crowd to win this months NOTM award.

==={{user|Braydie}}===
{{s|+13.5}}
*Just '''Nom''' for now. In the few days this n00b has been here they've already created [[Upside Down|something interesting]]. Not really anything notable yet, but he/she still has plenty of time, and I haven't picked up any other n00bs on my n00bdar. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 20:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because Copper Stooler's going to get a mad influx of votes in like, 5 seconds. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 22:29, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Love [[Upside Down]], also nice [[User:Braydie#UnNews|UnNewsing]]. --{{User:flyingfeline/sig}} 23:43, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''FOR''',[[User:Hardeehar|Hardeehar]] 03:04, 18 November 2006 (UTC), I'm allowed to change it right?
*'''FOR''' --[[User:Guido Arbia|Guido Arbia]] 13:51, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

:'''Comment'''. Let me start by saying you are entitled to vote however you want. With that said, I politely suggest you vote '''for''' the n00b you want to win, instead of '''against''' a n00b who's one article you don't like. Vote's are powerful things so be careful when using them. Also, don't forget to adjust the score for your vote. Thanks! --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 15:13, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

::'''Comment'''. I try, I really do. It's just ''hard'' sometimes, ya know? One second you're heterosexual, the next...well, you wake up after a night of drunkeness next to that fetching bartender. Oh God...did I just say fetching? --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 15:07, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:::'''Comment'''. I found your pants. They were in my car. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:12, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Yep, Upside Down is one of the best n00b articles I have seen. --{{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:37, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''! -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 14:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 23:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
*Again a hard choice. Braydie just shades it with the John Constable news article that made me laugh out loud.  '''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 16:54, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:81.154.12.2|81.154.12.2]] 17:15, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 22:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. That Howto: Make a Band article was great. I knew you wouldn't let me down champ. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 21:34, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' [[Upside Down]] among other things. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 00:52, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig|19:55, 29 November 2006 (UTC)}}
*'''For.''' --{{User:Gnome/sig}} 21:57, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Copper Stooler}}===
{{s|+1}}
Just '''Nom''' for now. A bit of a rebel this one, hasn't even created a user page yet. Something about destroying the establishment. Still, he created what will most certainly go down as [[Copper stool|one of the greatest articles of all time]]. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 21:48, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
:*'''Update''':I'm pretty sure he's [[User:Copper Stooler|dead]], so yeah. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 21:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::*'''Updated Update''': HE HATH RISEN FROM THE DEAD AND IS ALIIIIVE! So yeah. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 15:41, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''Like Cooper stool--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 08:33, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Gneomi}}===
{{s|+10}}
*'''Nom''' I've already spent my one vote, but I'm still nomming this guy because he's pretty cool and has done some great stuff for his short time here. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 08:17, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  I liked that color-blindness picture.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 16:38, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Ditto. --{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 14:14, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Nothing against Braydie, but Gneomi is churning out some high-quality stuff.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 15:36, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' He kept saying something about his nub on IRC, then I saw his name here. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>07:44, 26 November 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''' He did some of the grunt work for my [[color blind]] article. Always a good thing. --[[User:Electrostatic|Electrostatic]] 07:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' He's making serious effort to produce high quality pictures.  Can't wait to see what other good things will come from him.  :)  ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 07:58, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' per Todd, and I'm especially impressed that he took the time to improve an image according to criticism it received on VFP. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 04:19, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', though the other two rate votes too really - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 13:45, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:05, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''Sure.''' A permanent IRC participant. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 14:48, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

==December 2006==
'''Gneomi''', where ever he is, won it.
==={{user|Gneomi}}===
{{s|+17}}
*'''Nom and For''' - One of last month's runners up, and he has a [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Image:Moaishoot.jpg featured image] --{{User:Braydie/sig}}13:31, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
*I have voted '''for''' him before, and I'll do it again. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 15:11, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''; I was actually coming back to re-nom him, seeing as he's still under a month old. Great n00b, fantastic work, he'll certainly go far here :). {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 16:08, 1 December 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For.''' Not about to change my vote that quickly. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>00:28, 2 December 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For.'''  (it's still less than 30 days, and he's still working hard.  kudos.) ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 02:28, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', [[HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man]] made me <s>giggle</s> guffaw heartily.--[[User:Nydas|Nydas]] 18:15, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Same reason as last month...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 20:19, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  [[HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man|Laughed]] [[Air Drum|like]] [[HowTo:Google|a]] [[Toilet|drain]]. --{{User:flyingfeline/sig}} 01:26, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Hehehe, Yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam. :] tehehehe. --{{user:toratoritore/sig}} 09:56, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I liked that featured image quite a bit. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 15:46, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For, ^_^''' {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 21:24, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' His articles make me laugh. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 05:36, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 13:27, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''  --[[User:Chektt|Chektt]] 01:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Severian/sig}} 20:00, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' A fine chap who deserves a new coffee cup. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 17:32, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment.''' So Gneomi hasn't been around since December 14th, that's 2 weeks... has anyone heard anything from him? {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>21:20, 30 December 2006 (UTC)</small>
:Yeah.. I don't know where he has gone.. {{User:Braydie/sig1}} <small>at 19:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)</small>
::Ok update.. If you look [[wikipedia:User:Imoeng|here]], you can see he's retired from editing ''wikipedia'', whether or not that's here as well.. {{User:Braydie/sig1}} <small>at 20:04, 31 December 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''', if he comes back. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 17:00, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Citrusmirakel}}===
{{s|+3}}
*'''Nom'''.  Already used up my vote, but he's [[Your childhood hero|written]] [[Online petition|some]] [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Blue_screen_of_death&diff=1297360&oldid=1291622 good] [[Vagina dentata|stuff]].  Or some stuff, anyway. --{{User:flyingfeline/sig}} 12:33, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I'm not sure what it is, but there's something about this guy that I just love. [[User:Citrusmirakel|Lemon]]. [[Image:Lemonwedge.gif]] 00:11, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' First of all, he needs some votes.  Second, his article is pretty funny.  --[[User:El Destructeso|El Destructeso]] 00:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Not bad, not bad. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 14:20, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|The_Bard}}===
{{s|+6}}
*'''Nom''' only. Used my vote already this month, but I think this guy would be a great next month contender. Has [[Shall I Compare Thee|done]] some [[The Road Not Taken|great]] poetry here in only a few days. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 17:25, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*''' For!''' [[Life's Answerable Questions]] was the first article I read here, and it's the one I refer new people to. Brilliant.--[[User:Jives|Jives]] 22:29, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:JohnQ.Public|JohnQ.Public]] 19:23, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' That poetry was well written --[[User:KWild|KWild]] 10:05, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Got to love that poetry! -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 17:14, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Nobody does it like the Bard. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 19:02, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' - Aye, 'tis true.  Anywhere, anytime.  He's nothing but a drunken, womanizing hack!  Give him not votes, but extra cigarettes, beer, and your friend's sister.  Amen, and Hail the victor! --{{User:The_Bard/sig}} 19:48, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Gotta love '''the''' Bard, or any Bard for that matter. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 22:54, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

=Uncyclopedian of the Month=
==July 2006==
It was the month of the Bastard Admins as '''MoneySign''' eked out '''Famine''' for the coveted Uncyclopedian of the Month award.  '''Bradaphraser''' was a noncontender.

==={{User|Bradaphraser}}===
{{s|-2}}
*'''Self Nomination and For''' Let's see...what doesn't Brad do? He's an up and coming opera star, and that alone should win him this award, maybe not this month, but some time. Oh, and I thought there wasn't enough deserving people nominated this month. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:32, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Against'''.  Just won an award, and the other people on this page are very deserving (thanks for thinking of me, though:) ).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:52, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
:* Self-nom? Whatever, I think Brad deserves it, but if he wants I'll wait til next month to vote for him. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 17:51, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
::It's a joke...so is the opera thing...I hope. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:24, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. He didn't give creative ban reasons, even when he had the chance. I expected more than just "blankings (shock)" for Deleter. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 01:29, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Friendly Against''' I don't have anything against Brad, really, but if he doesn't want the award, give it to someone else. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 17:07, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Famine}}===
{{s|+14}}
*'''Nomination and For''' He has deserved this award for quite some time now. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:30, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', has deserved it forever, but has a bad rep because he does his job well.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 02:41, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Bad rep? You mean that whole crack thing? Well, it doesn't matter anyway, all of that's in the past. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 02:50, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. He deleted a whole bunch of those terrible articles. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 04:29, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' the little Famine we all have inside of us.--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 09:03, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Frontline infantry in the War Against Stupidity. -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 16:51, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because I understand his harshness in dealing with matters. He has Uncyclopedia at heart. And I, for one, salute it. --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 20:48, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', just don't let it go to Famine's head. The consequences would be disastrous.    [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 21:52, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.'''  ''Famine -- it's what's for dinner.'' --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 14:03, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''Against''' Irritable prick, makes <s>[[User:Mhaille|Mhaille]]</s> [[God]] do far more work than he should have to. {{User:Famine/sig}} 01:05, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' He banned me and so clearly has only uncyclopedia's best interests at heart. ''' - [[User:Jack_mort|<span style="color: rgb(0, 75, 00);font-size: 100%;text-decoration:underline;">Jack Mort</span>]] | [[User_talk:Jack_mort|<span style="color: rgb(0, 75, 00);font-size: 70%;text-decoration:underline;">TALK</span>]]<span style="color: rgb(0, 75, 00);font-size: 70%;"> |</span> [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color: rgb(0, 75, 00);font-size: 70%;text-decoration:underline;">MUN</span>]] <span style="color: rgb(0, 75, 00);font-size: 70%;">| </span>[[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|<span style="color: rgb(0, 75, 00);font-size: 70%;text-decoration:underline;">F@H</span>]] - ''' 23:01, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' ~ '''[[User:Todd Lyons|T]].''' <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 06:46, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Looooong overdue.  His block log entries alone make him deserving of this award. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 06:20, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because out of the candidates who've voted against themselves, this one wants it more. Oh, and he's been here the longest (I think?), he's far better than [[Pestilence|User:Pestilence]] and I hope to one day be banned by him. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 02:12, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 14:59, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
* '''For'''  - This award is long overdue for Famine. --{{User:Ogopogo/sig}} 22:13, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''For.''' --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 00:50, 25 July 2006 (UTC)</s>

==={{User|MoneySign}}===
{{s|+19 dollars sigged}}
*'''Nomination and For''' Does alot of stuff, I can't name it all. Is very helpful as an IRCop as well. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:33, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Another worthy candidate that has a bad rep because he's very good at what he does.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 02:42, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I really have no idea why I'm doing this. MoneySign deserves no such accolades... {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 02:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 09:03, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' actually making the recent changes/delete & ban log humourous! --{{User:02barryc/Signature}} 16:36, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Famine seems to have an... ''air''... about him... {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 16:55, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' having the guts to protect an article of mine that a lot of people wanted deleted. --[[User:So So|So So]] 05:13, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Ummm, can't think of any reason whatsoever. Ah well. {{User:Spang/Sig}} 06:57, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. ''For'' being such a dear. --{{User:VodkaTabako/sig}}. 03:31, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because people like me don't need a reason, merely an excuse. <span style="font-family:'monotype corsiva';">[[Burger|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">The</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan/I wanna be an admin|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"> Invading</span>]] [[Oh Bugger!|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Genius</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Yuri</span>]] [[Again|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">the</span>]] [[Incoherent|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Vaguely</span>]] [[Guild of Tramps|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Octagonal</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[WORSHUP ME]</nowiki></span>]] [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[MUN]</nowiki></span>]] [[User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[YvJP]</nowiki></span>]] </small></span> 11:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He's an a**hole and called my Template ugly, but I ''have'' to admit that he does do a lot to help Uncyclopedia, which is what this award is really about. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 01:44, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
*How do you choose between people who work so tirelessly for the betterment of Uncyclopedia? I guess you use your vote to tie the score. :) '''For!''' -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 08:00, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. This was, as Mhaille mentioned, a difficult decision. However, $ gets my vote this month because he seems like a good guy to me. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 10:21, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because I talk to him sometimes, and also he made me into a pickle.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 11:02, 29 July 2006 (UTC) 
*'''FFFffforrrr''' as [[Piglet]] would say, not that I have anything against FFFffffaaaminne, but MoneySign went beyond the call of duty in creating a pic for an article he could have otherwise ignored with infamy...and Sir Brad, well, Brad just doesn't seem to want it this month.--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 11:09, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Because he's MoneySign -- {{User:Sannse/Sig}} 18:10, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Because he's been helpful, and all Famine did for me was block me once. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 18:30, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
:'''Comment''': You ask MoneySign to block you and see who did it best for you. Thats the only way you'll know. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*'''for''' ...because I'm afraid... heh heh... {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 00:22, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' he's consistent (consistently deletes all my garbage and [[you]] are grateful for it -- i dig the only attention i get), is accesible & prompt to reply; dishes out "speaking" orders (an order with lots of reasoning in legalese), and, of course, he's funny. --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 05:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)


==August 2006==
'''Famine''' just wanted it more, you know? He was hungry for the win.

===<s>{{User|Flammable}}===
{{s|+2}}
*'''N+F''', The guy does his job well and I have respect for him, He bans the right people and also helps the unfortunate, He also owns his own orphanage and also donates to charities around the world, So I think he deserves to be nominated cause he's a good admin, a nice person, and a god to society. --[[User:SU182|SU182]] 04:45, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Nothing against Sbluen or Famine (both eminently worthy), but Flammable does good work, and I hate to see the only vote here cast by a GotM.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 23:19, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''4'''. Flammable's a nice guy and he does good work, too, I've seen it --{{User:OpenFaceSurgery/sig}} 01:54, 29 August 2006 (UTC)</s>

*sigh*--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 01:56, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Sbluen}}===
{{s|+2}}
'''N+F''' Okay, I know I said I'd stay away from these [EXPLETIVE] award pages, but it's high time this one went to a non-admin (technically ZB is an admin on unmeta, so he doesn't count), and I can think of nobody here who's more helpful, conscientious, discerning, and meticulous than this guy. (Of course, he might be and probably ''should'' be an admin before the month is over, but at least I tried.) {{user:some user/sig}} <small>21:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)</small>
:'''Comment''' "he doesn't count", eh? "ZB is an admin on unmeta", eh? Well I'll have you know that all I've done as admin on UnMeta is delete worthful pages, ban Tompkins, and ban Ghaela. Oh, and all I needed to do was ask keitei to op me. I don't think this nomination holds up to a complete investigation, eh major? --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 13:18, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
::'''Comment''' I didn't mean you don't count ''in general,'' ZB, just that ''technically'' you shouldn't count as a ''non-admin'' for historical purposes. Admins have a huge advantage over non-admins for this award because they can ban people and delete pages (obviously). Sbluen doesn't have those advantages, but he still works at it, does a fantastic job of it given the limited tools he has, and from what I can tell he stays low-key and never complains, either. Besides, I'm not a Major &mdash; I'm a Lieutenant Colonel in the Nauru Air Force (you send them $39.95, and they send back a certificate and a baseball cap - not a bad deal really). {{user:some user/sig}} <small>05:12, 15 August 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''Comment''' Just to let you know, I've done lots of work on [[Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol|Ban Patrol]], where I reported at least 50 vandals and I filled up the [[Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol/archive5|Ban Patrol Archive 5]]. If you looked at my userpage, you would notice that I have actually been nominated for admin at [[Forum:Two new sysops]], and no one opposed me. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 08:35, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

*'''For''' I ''always'' vote for the underdog. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}}19:22, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Famine}}===
{{s|+20}}
*'''Nom and For.''' Last month's runner up. He may be a bastard admin, but thats just his rep because he does the job well. His huff and block logs are unchallenged. Very deserving. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 21:15, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  I stand by my vote from last month.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 00:32, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', I suppose.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 06:34, 2 August 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For.''' Because Famine kicks ass. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 06:37, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.'''--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 14:21, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', as not to spoil the pattern. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 14:23, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
* '''For''' (standing by my vote for last month). --{{User:Ogopogo/sig}} 16:01, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.'''  Famine's ''still'' what we're having for dinner.  --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:02, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' banning [[Kraft Dinner|User:Feast]] after that VFD debacle. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 02:39, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
*The bastard blocked me for a whole day on article-and-image-feature day! Officially it was because I forgot to delete a talk page after deleting its corresponding article, but we all know it was really because he had lost UotM... So officially, I vote '''FOR''', but really I'm voting... well... for... --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 02:50, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' saving VFD from a flash flood. He deserves it much more than me this month. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 02:55, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I agree that he was last month's runner up. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:18, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''! Because if I don't, he'll ban me!----[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 00:21, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Just because I love his banning remarks --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 13:41, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', even though his favorite activity is banning me. XD --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 13:52, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', He is my kind of bastard.--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 14:14, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. A scholar & a gentle man. Such soft hands.--{{User:Tom mayfair/Sig}} 19:13, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' He can't ban me for voting for him and his huffing habits. --[[User:Parinoid|Parinoid]] 06:43, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''Fart.''' ~ '''[[User:Todd Lyons|T]].''' <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 10:30, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''Against''' Can't write a poem worth shit. {{User:Famine/sig}} 22:56, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
**So I've heard... {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 22:59, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I've always liked Famine, well... not always, but for awhile at least. He designed my userpage, and claims to have done several others, he's a good man. And he bans people. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 23:00, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
::'''Comment''':I didn't design his current userpage...I may be mad-deleting ban-nazi, but I'm not fucking blind. Well, not yet. But if I keep looking at that page... {{User:Famine/sig}} 23:14, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''for''' Works really hard here, and pretends to have high standards <heh heh>; you have to respect that. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 21:20, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' because the bastard had the good sense to ban me on two separate occasions when my britches got too small for whatever it is that britches are normally able to contain.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:24, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

==September 2006==
Flammable won, but only just, thanks to Hinoa ''retracting his vote for Flammable and voting for himself instead''. That's sportsmanship, folks.

==={{User|Flammable}}===
{{s|We all love his +12 Flaming Sword of n00b cauterizing}}
*'''Nom and For'''.  For being a a good admin, but mainly for the role in the epic struggle with SU182.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 13:37, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. He's a scholar & a gentleman. --{{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 13:50, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
* '''For'''. --{{User:Ogopogo/sig}} 15:10, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Even though Flam picked me last for the Uncyc softball team. The Su182 incident will go down in geek history; as history!--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''Against''' He's already won this before.</s> WHAT?  He hasn't?!?!? Why the Hell not?  '''FOR!!'''--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 17:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' as per Brad. {{User:Ghelae/sig}} 17:12, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 17:51, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''Against''' I was "for" until you brought up SU182. In this case, I have to call [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=&page=User%3ASU182 Famine, FTW]. {{User:Famine/sig}}  <small><span STYLE="font-family: Garamond;color:#757575;">23:35, 7 September 2006 (UTC)</span></small></s>
*:'''Comment'''. Yes other admins and users did play a role in the incident. [[User:SarinZero|Sarinzero]] and myself tried to talk him down from the ledge. [[User:Dawg|Dawg]] even offered to sacrifice himself in SU182's place after he got permaban'd. There were others too, that he'd contacted on their talkpages. Yes, you did deliver the coup de grace. You've also already received UotM; so have Tompkins and Flammable (the two other admins that blocked him). <Pats on the back>, good work all.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 07:21, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
::'''Comment'''.  I'll add that I was keenly aware of the roles other admins played the struggle, which is why I tried to limit my description to "the role," as in one role of many.  I personally see this nom as battle pay.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 13:56, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
:*'''For''', now that I have changed the criteria to allow for an affirimative vote. {{User:Famine/sig}}  <small><span STYLE="font-family: Garamond;color:#757575;">02:24, 21 September 2006 (UTC)</span></small>
*'''Huge For''' He is like a blimp in a world of cheap dollor store balloon users. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:01, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''For.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig3}} 00:42, 8 September 2006 (UTC)</s> Don't take it personally, I still like you.  I just want to be able to vote for myself. {{User:Hinoa4/sig2|20:32 UTC, 09.21.2006}}
*'''For'''. My hero. -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 10:50, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Look! I'm all against elitism, but this time I'm going to make it an exception because ''Flammable has the gayest signature ever''! -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 10:32, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 19:48, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Hinoa4}}===
{{S|+10}}
*'''Nom''' Because I've noticed Hin doing a lot of "stuff," because he hasn't won this "award" yet, because a little "competition" is always good, and because this nom will at least guarantee he "wins" next month (you know how it goes). {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:32, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
:Yup, I'm willing to bet he'll win next month. Heck, I'll vote for him next month. But not this month, cause I've already voted. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:46, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - {{User:Materialist/sig}} 03:07, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
*<s>Already voted, dammit. Unofficial support, then. {{User:Hinoa4/sigM|1|rank=Not}} 20:00, 20 September 2006 (UTC)</s> Retracted my vote, so '''for.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig2|20:32 UTC, 09.21.2006}}
:You racist pig! --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 01:25, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''Against''' - This user blocks people for very little reason, such as accidentally creating double redirects and forgetting to sign their name. --[[User:Micoolio101|Micoolio101]] 08:15, 22 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101 </s>
:<s>'''Comment'''. Double Redirects Are The Absolute Biggest NO-NO!!!--{{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 11:41, 22 September 2006 (UTC)</s>
::<s>I have one word for you, InCoolio101.  "[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Famine&page= Famine]." {{User:Hinoa4/sig7|23:49, 22 September 2006 (UTC)}}</s>
:::<s>That's '''Mi'''coolio101. And if you ask me, the biggest no-no would probably be [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=next&oldid=908892 this]. And I am so bored, I'm going to vandalise wikipedia. --[[User:Micoolio101|Micoolio101]] 01:59, 23 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101</s>
::::<s>Rule #7 in the handbook of "How to Draw the Ire of Uncyclopedians": talk about vandalizing a wiki...--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:36, 23 September 2006 (UTC)</s>
::::<s>I meant what I said and I said what I meant.  And I hope your ass gets banned at WP. {{User:Hinoa4/sig5|04:01, 24 September 2006 (UTC)}}</s>
:::::<s>Hmmm...seems this month that there are alot of [[User:Boothman|Boothman Fan Club '''Members''']] making stupid Against votes. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:48, 25 September 2006 (UTC)</s>
I'd like to note that in an edit summary, Micoolio101 retracted his vote by blanking this entire section above.  That's not how it's done.  This is.  Oh well, live and learn, right? {{User:Hinoa4/sig2|03:12 UTC, 09.28.2006}}
*'''For'''. Not banning me to death.--[[User:Witt E,|Wit]] ([[User talk:Witt E,|tawk]]) 03:54, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''4'''. --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 00:08, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' finally huffing [[Auto-destructive art]], something all other admins failed at. I appreciate it! {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 01:10, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He wears his [[Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank|shit-wading galoshes]] with pride and does a good job. So do <s>all</s> <s>most</s> ''some'' of the other admins, but Hinoa has the prettiest userpage. [[Image:Wizstaff2.JPG|15px]]<span class="nounderlinelink"><span style="font-family:'palatino linotype';"><span style="white-space:nowrap; font-variant:small-caps;"><span style="color:#0099ff">The</span> [[HowTo:Kill_Yourself_With_A_Brick|<span style="color:#660000;">Freed Mind</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:#0099ff;">Sutoth Indar</span>]] <span style="color:#660000;">the</span> [[Guild of Tramps|<span style="color:crimson;">Black Mage</span>]][[Image:Wizstaff.jpg|15px]]  [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:#006699;"><nowiki>[MUN]</nowiki></span>]] [[User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased|<span style="color:#006699;"><nowiki>[YvJP]</nowiki></span>]]</span></span></span>[[Image:Icons-flag-gb.png|15px]] 12:39, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Making my laugh at his block reasons,and the amount of shit he has to deal with. I respect him and his dorm room dedication to Uncyc.--{{User:Severian/sig}} 02:08, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - For fixing one of my templates (and using them). I am a n00b, and have gotten off on a bad start. Screw my other vote.  --[[User:Micoolio101|Micoolio101]] 06:36, 29 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101
*'''For''' doing lots of stuff. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 01:46, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 15:47, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Sir Cornbread}}===
{{s|+2}}
*'''Nom''' Seems to be everywhere recently, in a good way. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:38, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
*Have to vote '''for''' myself. Thanks a lot, I'm flattered. Flam will probably win anyway, so I dont feel bad about the self vote. Glad my edits are valued. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 04:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I wish I could vote for all three, but I hate to see a baseless against on an awards page, and must fight to counteract that. Plus, Cornbread has been everywhere. Like God or Santa, but with less hate and presents, respectively. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 08:29, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*<s>'''For'''</s> - We get along better now... (retracting my vote and placing it on Hinoa4.) --[[User:Micoolio101|Micoolio101]] 02:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101


==October 2006==
A rare tie this month betwixt '''Orion Blastar''' and '''Hindleyite'''.

==={{User|Orion Blastar}}===
{{s|+17 Orions Blasted}}
* '''Nom''' & '''For.''' - LOL! almost every page this guy has started has been expanded by '''other''' users into full fledged articles (never mind that he started some of these pages more than a year ago - still no mean feat). he's the perfect uncyclopedian. he has done a lot of cleaning, contributing to foreign pages & helping new users. good community spirit. yet he still considers himself a misfit?///??? he's too perfect. too much of a a paragon of humility.  he has to be tarnished. his userpage has to be mauled. he deserves this award. he is ridiculously goofy; consistently goofy. this recognition is longggg due to him. this award is his nemesis. --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 19:18, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Went way out of his way to help me every time I asked for it. Moreover, he has done so after merely a brief encounter on a talk page. You'd think he's gay or something...--'''[[User:Medvedev|<font color="Black">Medvedev</font>]] <sup>([[User talk:Medvedev|<font color="Red">scream</font>]])</sup>''' 20:08, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Who else am I going to vote for anyway? I mean really. Thanks for the above support and any support posted below. --'''[[:Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank|Off Des]]''' [[User:Orion Blastar|<span style="color:#00d330;text-decoration:underline;">Orion Blastar</span>]] ([[User_talk:Orion Blastar|talk]]) 21:07, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Sure, he's too anti-liberal for any of us to be especially comfortable with quite a bit of his material, but this award isn't about politics. So, who was there when the "[[User:Wikipedia is Good|Wikipedia is Good]]" vandal came around a while back? '''OB,''' that's who. Same thing with the [[Talk:UnBooks:See Dick|talk page]] for [[UnBooks:See Dick]]... And when a certain [[Special:Contributions/Morton_devonshire|Mr. Devonshire]] sporked one of my articles over at Wikipedia and wouldn't properly cite it at first? OB was the only one here to post a comment on his WP talk page about it (though admittedly, Flammable and Mindspillage also sent him a personal note or two). And I could think of at least a dozen other instances where OB has helped out in problem situations. He's proven to me that right-wing users can actually be nice, helpful, and valuable to the site, which I probably would never have thought possible when I first got here (seeing as how I'm so, you know, ''anti-right wing''). Anyway, he deserves a UotM. Why not. {{user:some user/sig}} <small>01:25, 9 October 2006 (UTC)</small>
* '''For'''. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 19:11, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
* '''For'''. {{User:Alexjohnc3/sig}} 23:58, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Fire'''!--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 04:49, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
* '''For.'''  And I thought we could only vote once, Mowgli.  :)  ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig}} 01:12, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
:<small>lol, this is explained on my talk page. if i nom a person, it's obligatory that i vote for the person. my vote for hindleyite was an afterthought. my afterthought became a determination when hindleyite exhausted his vote by voting for orion. since i could not withdraw my vote without withdrawing the nom, the only way i could turn neutral was by cancelling out my vote. a bit convoluted & faulty, my thinking, i know, but what the heck. i'm still canvassing for orion if it isn't obvious already. :) if admins desire, they can delete my votes without affecting the nom. --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 05:34, 12 October 2006 (UTC) </small>
* Sorry Hindleyite, Orion has been around forever (I actually expected him to be nominated for Adminhood ahead of me, way back when) and this award is long overdue. '''FOR'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 9:11, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''{{User:Tom mayfair/sig}} 17:47, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I was going to talk like someone from the hood, but I figured it'd be very un-PC of me, and I ''do'' have a reputation to uphold. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>01:11, 24 October 2006 (UTC)</small>
::Tompkins has a reputation?  News to me! {{User:Hinoa4/sig|16:29, 24 October 2006 (UTC)}}
*'''For'''.  They're both REALLY good choices, but what with his [[true aspie|unbelievable patience]] with slashy, I have to give it to Orion.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 17:44, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', even though I know it is sort of pointless to vote for both. --{{:User:Isra1337/sig}} 03:20, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', because I'm hopping on the bandwagon. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 10:45, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

*Delete. Eh... '''FOR'''.--[[User:Winston|Winston]] 23:21, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
*Orion is an excellent writer with a patient temper, two very good traits. [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 00:59, 29 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
*The prodigal user returns to cast a tie (for now). Both these fellows are unbelievable Uncyclopedians, but Orion nudged ahead with his knowledgeable and selfless help on my userpage. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 04:39, 1 November 2006 (UTC) *Wow, it has been a while... I also meant to say '''For'''. -- <small>{{User:Imrealized/sig}} 04:57, 1 November 2006 (UTC)</small>

==={{User|Hindleyite}}===
{{s|+17 butt laws decreed by the Emir of [[Wikipedia:Hind|Hind]]}} 
*'''Nom''' and '''vote''': seems like everywhere I go I seem to see Hindleyite cleaning up the place and making actual improvements to articles that need it. --{{:User:Isra1337/sig}} 18:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
*'''Yup.'''--{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 19:20, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - --{{User:Mowgli/sig}} 19:24, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 00:42, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 16:42, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', Hindleyite is one of the good guys, as the many wordy and long-winded comments above attest.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:31, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' It just seems like its only admins who get this award. Anyway, Hindleyite has a very interesting user names. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 02:01, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Before I met Hindleyite, my life was a wasteland of confusion, drugs and alcohol. Now it's exactly the same, except I met Hindleyite at some point. Can't quite remember when. --<small>'''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] '''([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 02:55, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. To really understand why he deserves this, just look at his name. Let's analyze it. First we  have "Hind," or rear, so in other words butt.  Next we have "ley," which everyone knows is spanish for "law." Finally, we have "ite," which is a suffix for "to make." Put it all together and you get "he makes butt laws," which is of course, spot on. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 03:03, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
**Now I hate to piss on anyone's barbecue, much less Anyone's barbecue, but in my amateur etymology book a hind is a kind of deer and a ley is probably some kind of geographical feature, and an "ite" is someone who likes that sort of stuff. So I reckon Hindleyite's ancestors probberly used to hang around where the deer hung around, and he probably inherited their property. In which case the venison steaks are on him. As well as the beer. --{{User:Armando/sig}} 08:28, 1 November 2006 (UTC) 
***That's correct, Armando. 'Hindley' derives from 'Hind' (deer) and 'ley/leigh' (woodland). Not a clue what 'ite' means, though. And, I've never seen a deer round here in all my life, just pies. So yeah. -- [[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] 11:08, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
****Yeah but someone who makes butt laws is so much cooler. You can live with your deer all you want, but guys who make the butt laws GET the butt! (or something) --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 13:35, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

*'''For''' an [[UnBooks]] creator. {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
*'''For''' I seem to remember, vaguely, some time or another Hindleyite did something that pleased me, I think.  This is apparently all it takes to garner a vote from me... --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 00:21, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''Why not''' even if he is from [[Wigan]]--{{User:Elvis/sig}} 10:07, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 19:23, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''yes.''' He writes a lot of stuff, and it's very funny and never not good. He also does the voting stuff, and isn't a cock {{User:Jack_mort/sig}} 18:15, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Taking nothing away from Orion, I can't say it better than Jack_mort.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 21:06, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Armando/sig}} 12:53, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Perhaps the best author to be found here.--{{User:Czar Yah/sig}} 03:13, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

==November 2006==
'''Hinoa4''' won it.

==={{user|Hinoa4}}===
{{s|+16}}
*'''Nom and For'''. I'm actually kind of surprised he hasn't got this already. Shame on you all. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 20:17, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Definitely deserves this. I was thinking of nominating Codeine's Mum for working tirelessly to remove vanity, but I think Hinoa deserves it more. --{{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:31, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
*My sentiments exactly, but I don't think that Codeine's mum has an Uncyc account. '''Yeah, whatever, for.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig|01:03, 8 November 2006 (UTC)}}
*'''For''' In the absense of Codeine's mum. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 21:33, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I'm sure he would do the same for me - maybe... {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>23:20, 13 November 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''', One time he gave me a kidney. I didn't need it, and I'm pretty sure that it wasn't his. But still...--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:29, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', Hinoa is a nice guy when you get past his rough extirior, mood swings, violent temperment, and harsh banstick. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 23:39, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' But this vote buys me at least six more months' worth of Hinoa-bashing. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 04:21, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For, ^_^''' {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 21:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He deleted my articles, demoted me, promoted me, but I respect him and he is a very good admin. He gets rid of the crufty articles and deserves an UoTM award like I got in October. --{{User:Orion Blastar/sig}} 01:56, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' I must say I've never heard of the guy/gal, never even seen the guy/gal, and this is the first time I've ever seen his name written anywhere. But I'm desperately wanting to become Uncyclopedian of the Month that I hope by voting for him/her, S/He'll nominate and win me an Uncyclopedian of the Month award after s/he wins. And I'll remember you, Heinouas4! You better deliver!!! [[User:Feureau|Feureau]] 02:36, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*:'''Comment''' Not that I disagree with your vote, but your reason sounds suspect. Your insidious plot will fail, IMO. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:11, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Did a nice thing, and he didn't yell at me this month, but did threaten me. BRRR-R-R-RR-RRR-RR-R-R-R-IIIIIIING.--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 02:42, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
::(''throws down phone'') Goddammit, that's the third prank call this week! {{User:Hinoa4/sig|14:08, 28 November 2006 (UTC)}}
*'''For'''. --{{User:flyingfeline/sig}} 17:11, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.  Ok, it's finally late enough in the month for me not to feel awkward voting for the person who has deserved it all along.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 21:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 21:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' - His block log summaries crack me up. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 08:56, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
:'''Comment''', yeah, and [[User:Modusoperandi|Modus]]' block log summaries stink. Oh wait...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 12:25, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Modusoperandi}}===
{{s|+8}}
'''Nom & For''' - If I was gay I'd go out with him in a second. But I'm not, so there. --[[User:Micoolio101|Micoolio101]] <sup>([[User talk:Micoolio101|whine]] • [[Special:Contributions/Micoolio101|vandalism]])</sup> 04:48, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For,''' purely for the wealth of amusingly inane comments dotted around talk pages and forum topics. --{{User:Jamtrousers/Sig}} 17:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''FOR'''[[User:Hardeehar|Hardeehar]] 07:32, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''FOR''' You cool dawg.--[[User:Mr. Bob|Mr. Bob]] 15:37, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' It's a close call, but [http://www.wikia.com/wikistatsnew2/EN/TablesWikiaUNCYCLO.htm the numbers] say it all.  Voting for your competition is always a classy move, too.  :) ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 15:54, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
*:
*Hard as hell choosing between the two nominees this month, in the end I'm giving my '''FOR''' vote to MO due to the quality of some of his recent creations. Still, its a close call. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*:'''Warning: You are about to witness an uncyclopedianite and recovering diva shoot myself in the foot'''. Thanks for your confidence (on an award that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve) but...isn't that more of a [[Uncyclopedia:Writer_of_the_Month|WotM]] reason?--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:40, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
*'''FOR''' Me a' ModusOperandi r' brothaz got it? I tell you we alwayz got eachothers backs, C, G? I'll tell y'all who don' deserve 'dis award, Famine. He alwayz be h8'n on me an' my homeboyz, a' trashin' our sweet rhymes. He needs 2 srsly learn 2 stop h8'n an' stop snitchin'. Fo' now, 'da big '''MO''' is where it's all at [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 16:39, 26 November 2006 (UTC) Yo? 
* '''FOUR''' - Apparently there is no word. {{User:Gneomi/sig}} 13:29, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

==December 2006==
'''Bradaphraser''' won.
==={{User|Drama}}===
{{s|+nowt taken out}}
*'''Nom''' For [[Special:Contributions/Drama]] plus the thought of any user getting UGotM AND UotM at the same time is rather amusing.--{{User:Elvis/sig}} 09:40, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Pseudo-Against'''; Doesn't count for anything, as I've already voted. However, this user is not just probably, but ''definitely'' a sockpuppet, albeit for good intent. Also, has a bad influence on the young and warp-able minds of Uncyclopedians. Lastly, Klaus Nomi is pants-crappingly frightening and visually reminds me of a far more surreal and German version of Marilyn Manson. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 06:37, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{User|Braydie}}===
{{s|+'''Ten'''die}}
*'''Nom & For''' Braydie is one of the best newbies that I've ever encountered. He makes veterans look like gobshites & Braydie has only been here for a short while. I think he deserves this. Keep up the great work, comrade. {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 20:57, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' totally. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 01:48, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Inside the large abyss of black cold hell they call my heart located somewhere near the left is a small atrium just for Braydie. :] {{user:Toratoritore/sig}} 00:39, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He has made some really helpful contributions and I like the articles he has written as well. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 18:08, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He's a [[User:DiZ/Here|brother]]. Plus, he's got great contributions. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 23:19, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Everybody else has pretty much said it all. I want him to have my babies. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 14:22, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' He is an amazing Uncyclopedian. --{{User:J. Fuckin Kyle/signature}} 01:53, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Because, well... why not? --[[User:JohnQ.Public|JohnQ.Public]] 20:45, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Because I stole his sig! --{{User:Tt22/sig}} 10:21, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' a great new user who has taken ownership of the site and does great work that puts some of us to shame.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 16:47, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

==={{user|Bradaphraser}}===
{{s|+'''Nineteen'''aphraser}}
*'''Nom''' and '''For''' - consistant contributor, ALWAYS helpful and considered in his responses both on the site and in IRC, a lot of his work goes unnoticed. Even if he DOES vote against ALL of my articles, this is long overdue for a GREAT Uncyclopedian. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*'''For.'''  I gave him a personal award recently for all these reasons <s>(and especially for voting against Mhaille's articles) no no nonononono</s>.  Brad does a lot of necessary but unglamourous gruntwork around here, and '''that's''' what this award is intended to recognize. ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 17:17, 2 December 2006 (UTC) 
*'''For'''. Really? He hasn't won this yet? Sheesh, talk about injustice in the world. Brad rules. -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 18:41, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I could swear we've already given this to him... twice. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} <small>18:45, 2 December 2006 (UTC)</small>
*'''For.''' Brad does great work, great, great, work. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 01:13, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Yes.''' --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 21:15, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Brads supercool--{{User:Witt E,/sig}} 00:16, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' --{{User:Cs1987/sig}} 13:21, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Good man in a tight corner. {{User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy/sig}} 16:40, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Normally I wait until the end of the month to vote, but Brad should've gotten this already. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 18:11, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 00:33, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''{{User:Rangeley/sig}} 00:55, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' Brad cannot be described in a simple vote summary, for all the things that he does are great an unimaginable. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 13:31, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. As much as I like [[User:Braydie|Braydie]] (and I do champ!), UotM is about the unglamourous gruntwork like the ''late'' Todd said. Although I guess getting an award for unglamourous grunt work adds some glamour to the mix. Regardless, yay Brad. --[[User:Anyone|Anyone]] 15:52, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''.<s> The enemy of the ally of my enemy is my friend. You figure it out. POIUYTREWQ!!! --{{User:Goshzilla/sig}} 16:37, 10 December 2006 (UTC)</s>
:*Still '''for'''. Because Braydie told me to. Next month, I'm voting for him. {{User:Goshzilla/sig}} 02:40, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 14:21, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''' all he does. And has done. Seriously, the guy is a symphony that drowns out a traffic jam and a bright exit sign in a smoke-filled room. Brad gains respect the old-fashioned way - he earns it. And he makes ''way'' less than minimum wage for it all. That's commitment. Or insanity. We're not really sure. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 07:06, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Fuer''' --{{User:Severian/sig}} 20:01, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
*(''chanting'') '''Brad. Brad. Brad.''' {{User:Hinoa/sig1|20:39, 27 December 2006 (UTC)}}
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