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| + | *The Kremlin: [[Vladimir Putin]] "''totally didn't'' '''[[UnNews:Russian government denies Putin entered pride parade|participate in a Pride parade]]''', nothing to see here.." |
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| + | *[[Donald Trump]] found '''[[UnNews:Nick News: Donald Trump convicted|GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES]]''' (''Pictured''), soon to debut "prison orange" business suit |
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| + | *[[Antarctica]] becomes embroiled in '''[[UnNews:American base at South Pole accused of flying US flag upside-down|upside-down flag controversy]]''' |
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| + | *[[Michael Jackson]] '''[[UnNews:Michael Jackson back on Earth|comes back to life]]''' |
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| + | *[[Justin Bieber]] '''[[UnNews:Justin Bieber gives birth to his first child with Hailey Baldwin|gives birth to a baby, baby, baby, oooh]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:ABBA|Switzerland wins Eurovision]]''' |
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**Netherlands '''disqualified''' in final shocker |
**Netherlands '''disqualified''' in final shocker |
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*[[YouTube]] '''[[UnNews:YouTube is dead|is dead]]''' |
*[[YouTube]] '''[[UnNews:YouTube is dead|is dead]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis|D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis]]''' |
*'''[[UnNews:Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis|D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis]]''' |
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| − | *'''[[UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support|Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision;]]''' [[Britney Spears|Britney]] Joins in Support |
+ | *'''[[UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support|Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision;]]''' [[Britney Spears|Britney]] Joins in Support |
*Ship captain who wrecked [[Baltimore]] bridge '''[[UnNews:Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge|defeated by Upstate New York bridge]]''' |
*Ship captain who wrecked [[Baltimore]] bridge '''[[UnNews:Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge|defeated by Upstate New York bridge]]''' |
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*[[NFL]] '''[[UnNews:NFL owners approve speed limit, ban trick plays|imposes speed limit and bans trick plays]]''' |
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*[[Taylor Swift]]'s [[Kansas City Chiefs|favorite NFL team]] '''[[UnNews:NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift|wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop]]''' |
*[[Taylor Swift]]'s [[Kansas City Chiefs|favorite NFL team]] '''[[UnNews:NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift|wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop]]''' |
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*[[Elon Musk]] '''[[UnNews:Elon Musk's brain chip is implanted into the first guinea human|plants brain chip into first human guinea pig]]''' |
*[[Elon Musk]] '''[[UnNews:Elon Musk's brain chip is implanted into the first guinea human|plants brain chip into first human guinea pig]]''' |
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| − | *Climate activists ruin [[Jackson Pollock]] painting, '''[[UnNews:Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices|no one notices]]''' |
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| − | *[[Peace|Stalemate]] in Ukraine: '''[[UnNews:Zelenskyy apprehended at US-Mexican border; applies for asylum|Zelenskyy flees]]''' for [[Illegal Immigrants|greener pastures]] |
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| − | *''Steamboat Willie'' enters '''[[public domain]], several [[Mickey Mouse]] horror films and games announced''' |
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| − | *[[Santa's Elves]] '''[[UnNews:North Pole elves go on strike|on strike]]''' |
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| − | *UnNews finally able to write '''[[UnNews:UnNews remembers Shaft, Bull and Chandler|obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler]]''' |
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| − | *Will [[Barbenheimer]] beat [[JigSaw]] '''[[UnNews:Saw X still the only logical candidate for Best Picture|in his own game?]]''' |
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| − | '''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russian Invasion]] · [[ |
+ | '''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russian Invasion]] · [[Wikipedia:Grumpy Old Men (film)|Drake-Kendrick Lamar feud]] · [[Wikipedia:Grumpier Old Men|Israel-Hamas conflict]]<br> |
| − | '''[[You are Dead|Recent deaths]]''': [[Lord of the Rings|Bernard Hill]] · [[Switzerland|Nemo]]'s first [[Eurovision Song Contest|trophy]] · [[Wikipedia:Roger Corman|Roger Corman]] · [[Wikipedia:Susan Backlinie|Chrissie]] from [[Jaws]] · [[wp:Drake (musician)|Drake]]'s "whole mans career" · [[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]]<br> |
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+ | '''[[You are Dead|Recent deaths]]''': [[Disney|Richard M. Sherman (Disney songwriter)]] · [[In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|Doug Ingle]] · [[Portland Trail Blazers|Bill Walton]] · [[wp:Jerry West|The NBA logo guy]] · [[Wikipedia:Willie Mays|Willie Mays]] ·[[Wikipedia:Donald Sutherland|Donald Sutherland]]<br> |
| + | '''[[You are Dead|Upcoming deaths]]''': [[Jimmy Carter|Jimmy Carter]] · [[Vladimir Putin]] · [[Richard Simmons]] · [[Kate Middleton]] · Market demand for [[Elon Musk|Tesla cars]] · [[Drake (musician)|Drake]]'s sanity |
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2024年 6月 21日 (金) 11:31時点 における最新 版
Donald Trump is the first convicted President of the United States
- The Kremlin: Vladimir Putin "totally didn't participate in a Pride parade, nothing to see here.."
- Donald Trump found GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES (Pictured), soon to debut "prison orange" business suit
- Antarctica becomes embroiled in upside-down flag controversy
- Michael Jackson comes back to life
- Justin Bieber gives birth to a baby, baby, baby, oooh
- Switzerland wins Eurovision
- Netherlands disqualified in final shocker
- YouTube is dead
- D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis
- Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support
- Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge
- NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays
- Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather
- Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
- Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop
- Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig
Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Drake-Kendrick Lamar feud · Israel-Hamas conflict
Recent deaths: Richard M. Sherman (Disney songwriter) · Doug Ingle · Bill Walton · The NBA logo guy · Willie Mays ·Donald Sutherland
Upcoming deaths: Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · Drake's sanity