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'''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russian Invasion]] · [[UnNews:ABBA|Eurovision]]<br> |
'''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russian Invasion]] · [[UnNews:ABBA|Eurovision]]<br> |
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'''[[You are Dead|Recent deaths]]''': [[Lord of the Rings|Bernard Hill]] · [[Switzerland|Nemo]]'s first [[Eurovision Song Contest|trophy]] · [[Wikipedia:Roger Corman|Roger Corman]] · [[Wikipedia:Susan Backlinie|Chrissie]] from [[Jaws]] · [[wp:Drake (musician)|Drake]]'s "whole mans career" · [[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]]<br> |
'''[[You are Dead|Recent deaths]]''': [[Lord of the Rings|Bernard Hill]] · [[Switzerland|Nemo]]'s first [[Eurovision Song Contest|trophy]] · [[Wikipedia:Roger Corman|Roger Corman]] · [[Wikipedia:Susan Backlinie|Chrissie]] from [[Jaws]] · [[wp:Drake (musician)|Drake]]'s "whole mans career" · [[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]]<br> |
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| − | '''[[You are Dead|Upcoming deaths]]''': [[Wikipedia:Kris Kristofferson|Kris Kristofferson]] · [[Jimmy Carter|Jimmy Carter]] · [[Vladimir Putin]] |
+ | '''[[You are Dead|Upcoming deaths]]''': [[Wikipedia:Kris Kristofferson|Kris Kristofferson]] · [[Jimmy Carter|Jimmy Carter]] · [[Vladimir Putin]] · [[Richard Simmons]] · [[Kate Middleton]] · Market demand for [[Elon Musk|Tesla cars]] · "[[New York Knicks]] suck" jokes.. oh wait, we just [[Bad Luck Brian|jinxed them]] |
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2024年 5月 20日 (月) 02:20時点 における版
- Switzerland wins Eurovision
- Netherlands disqualified in final shocker
- YouTube is dead
- D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis
- Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support (Pictured)
- Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge
- NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays
- Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather
- Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
- Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop
- Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig
- Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices
- Stalemate in Ukraine: Zelenskyy flees for greener pastures
- Steamboat Willie enters public domain, several Mickey Mouse horror films and games announced
- Santa's Elves on strike
- UnNews finally able to write obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler
- Will Barbenheimer beat JigSaw in his own game?
Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Eurovision
Recent deaths: Bernard Hill · Nemo's first trophy · Roger Corman · Chrissie from Jaws · Drake's "whole mans career" · Dabney Coleman
Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · "New York Knicks suck" jokes.. oh wait, we just jinxed them