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+ | *[[Amazon.com|Amazon]] and [[Benjamin Netanyahu|the nutty yahoo]] in charge of [[Israel]] '''[[UnNews:Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine|continue]] [[UnNews:Amazon acquires Palestinian territories in shocking global merger|screwing]]''' [[Palestine]] |
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+ | *[[Justin Bieber]] '''[[UnNews:Justin Bieber gives birth to his first child with Hailey Baldwin|gives birth to a baby]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:ABBA|Switzerland wins Eurovision]]''' |
*'''[[UnNews:ABBA|Switzerland wins Eurovision]]''' |
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**Netherlands '''disqualified''' in final shocker |
**Netherlands '''disqualified''' in final shocker |
2024年 5月 23日 (木) 15:19時点 における版
- Amazon and the nutty yahoo in charge of Israel continue screwing Palestine
- Justin Bieber gives birth to a baby
- Switzerland wins Eurovision
- Netherlands disqualified in final shocker
- YouTube is dead
- D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis
- Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support (Pictured)
- Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge
- NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays
- Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather
- Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
- Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop
- Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig
- Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices
- Stalemate in Ukraine: Zelenskyy flees for greener pastures
- Steamboat Willie enters public domain, several Mickey Mouse horror films and games announced
- Santa's Elves on strike
- UnNews finally able to write obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler
- Will Barbenheimer beat JigSaw in his own game?
Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Eurovision
Recent deaths: Bernard Hill · Nemo's first trophy · Roger Corman · Chrissie from Jaws · Drake's "whole mans career" · Dabney Coleman
Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · "New York Knicks suck" jokes.. oh wait, we just jinxed them