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*[[Amazon.com|Amazon]] and [[Benjamin Netanyahu|the nutty yahoo]] in charge of [[Israel]] '''[[UnNews:Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine|continue]] [[UnNews:Amazon acquires Palestinian territories in shocking global merger|screwing]]''' [[Palestine]] |
*[[Amazon.com|Amazon]] and [[Benjamin Netanyahu|the nutty yahoo]] in charge of [[Israel]] '''[[UnNews:Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine|continue]] [[UnNews:Amazon acquires Palestinian territories in shocking global merger|screwing]]''' [[Palestine]] |
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| − | *[[Justin Bieber]] '''[[UnNews:Justin Bieber gives birth to his first child with Hailey Baldwin|gives birth to a baby]]''' |
+ | *[[Justin Bieber]] '''[[UnNews:Justin Bieber gives birth to his first child with Hailey Baldwin|gives birth to a baby]]''' (''Pictured'') |
*'''[[UnNews:ABBA|Switzerland wins Eurovision]]''' |
*'''[[UnNews:ABBA|Switzerland wins Eurovision]]''' |
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**Netherlands '''disqualified''' in final shocker |
**Netherlands '''disqualified''' in final shocker |
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*[[YouTube]] '''[[UnNews:YouTube is dead|is dead]]''' |
*[[YouTube]] '''[[UnNews:YouTube is dead|is dead]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis|D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis]]''' |
*'''[[UnNews:Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis|D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis]]''' |
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| − | *'''[[UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support|Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision;]]''' [[Britney Spears|Britney]] Joins in Support |
+ | *'''[[UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support|Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision;]]''' [[Britney Spears|Britney]] Joins in Support |
*Ship captain who wrecked [[Baltimore]] bridge '''[[UnNews:Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge|defeated by Upstate New York bridge]]''' |
*Ship captain who wrecked [[Baltimore]] bridge '''[[UnNews:Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge|defeated by Upstate New York bridge]]''' |
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*[[NFL]] '''[[UnNews:NFL owners approve speed limit, ban trick plays|imposes speed limit and bans trick plays]]''' |
*[[NFL]] '''[[UnNews:NFL owners approve speed limit, ban trick plays|imposes speed limit and bans trick plays]]''' |
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*[[Taylor Swift]]'s [[Kansas City Chiefs|favorite NFL team]] '''[[UnNews:NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift|wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop]]''' |
*[[Taylor Swift]]'s [[Kansas City Chiefs|favorite NFL team]] '''[[UnNews:NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift|wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop]]''' |
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*[[Elon Musk]] '''[[UnNews:Elon Musk's brain chip is implanted into the first guinea human|plants brain chip into first human guinea pig]]''' |
*[[Elon Musk]] '''[[UnNews:Elon Musk's brain chip is implanted into the first guinea human|plants brain chip into first human guinea pig]]''' |
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| − | *Climate activists ruin [[Jackson Pollock]] painting, '''[[UnNews:Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices|no one notices]]''' |
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| − | *[[Peace|Stalemate]] in Ukraine: '''[[UnNews:Zelenskyy apprehended at US-Mexican border; applies for asylum|Zelenskyy flees]]''' for [[Illegal Immigrants|greener pastures]] |
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| − | *''Steamboat Willie'' enters '''[[public domain]], several [[Mickey Mouse]] horror films and games announced''' |
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| − | *[[Santa's Elves]] '''[[UnNews:North Pole elves go on strike|on strike]]''' |
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| − | *UnNews finally able to write '''[[UnNews:UnNews remembers Shaft, Bull and Chandler|obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler]]''' |
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| − | *Will [[Barbenheimer]] beat [[JigSaw]] '''[[UnNews:Saw X still the only logical candidate for Best Picture|in his own game?]]''' |
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'''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russian Invasion]] · [[UnNews:ABBA|Eurovision]]<br> |
'''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russian Invasion]] · [[UnNews:ABBA|Eurovision]]<br> |
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2024年 5月 24日 (金) 00:35時点 における版
- Amazon and the nutty yahoo in charge of Israel continue screwing Palestine
- Justin Bieber gives birth to a baby (Pictured)
- Switzerland wins Eurovision
- Netherlands disqualified in final shocker
- YouTube is dead
- D.C. stink-bombed by Jihadists and Nazis
- Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; Britney Joins in Support
- Ship captain who wrecked Baltimore bridge defeated by Upstate New York bridge
- NFL imposes speed limit and bans trick plays
- Forecast calls for a leapin' Lousy Smarch weather
- Larry David gets Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
- Taylor Swift's favorite NFL team wins rigged Super Bowl, big whoop
- Elon Musk plants brain chip into first human guinea pig
Ongoing: Russian Invasion · Eurovision
Recent deaths: Bernard Hill · Nemo's first trophy · Roger Corman · Chrissie from Jaws · Drake's "whole mans career" · Dabney Coleman
Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin · Richard Simmons · Kate Middleton · Market demand for Tesla cars · "New York Knicks suck" jokes.. oh wait, we just jinxed them