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*[[1389]] - About 30 spin-offs appear. |
*[[1389]] - About 30 spin-offs appear. |
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*[[1390]] - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread. |
*[[1390]] - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread. |
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− | *[[1391]] - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest |
+ | *[[1391]] - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since sliced bread. |
+ | *[[1890]] - [[Oscar Wilde]]'s new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words". |
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*[[1953]] - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends. |
*[[1953]] - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends. |
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+ | *[[1965]] - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training. |
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+ | *[[1969]] - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke. |
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+ | *[[1970]] - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas. |
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+ | *[[1981]] - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U". |
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*[[1986]] - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt. |
*[[1986]] - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt. |
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*[[1992]] - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples. |
*[[1992]] - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples. |
2006年 12月30日 (土) 05:08時点 における版
February 10: International Bad Pun Day
- 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short
- 1387 - The first known occurance of a chicken crossing the road.
- 1388 - Joke gets old.
- 1388 (June) - in Soviet Russia, Old gets Joke!
- 1389 - About 30 spin-offs appear.
- 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread.
- 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
- 1890 - Oscar Wilde's new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
- 1953 - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends.
- 1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
- 1969 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
- 1970 - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas.
- 1981 - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".
- 1986 - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt.
- 1992 - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples.
- 1996 - "Punny" added to the Oxford dictionary. Subsequent bonfire nearly engulfs America.