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*[[1970]] - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas.
 
*[[1970]] - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas.
 
*[[1973]] - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, [[Jimmy Page]] admits that he was "led" into it.<!--"Led" as in Led Zeppelin, the band Page was in. Also "Led" as in the heavy metal "lead". I hate explaining jokes, especially bad ones-->
 
*[[1973]] - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, [[Jimmy Page]] admits that he was "led" into it.<!--"Led" as in Led Zeppelin, the band Page was in. Also "Led" as in the heavy metal "lead". I hate explaining jokes, especially bad ones-->
*[[1981]] - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".<!--"I like you.", "I like U too" etc etc-->
 
 
*[[1975]] - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.<!--"Dick Face"-->
 
*[[1975]] - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.<!--"Dick Face"-->
 
*[[1981]] - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".<!--"I like you.", "I like U too" etc etc-->
*[[1985]] - Das Boot, a German film about enclosed footwear, is released.
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*[[1985]] - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutal enclosed footwear, is released.
 
*[[1986]] - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt.
 
*[[1986]] - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt.
 
*[[1992]] - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples.
 
*[[1992]] - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples.

2006ねん12月30にち (土) 05:42時点じてんにおけるはん

February 10: International Bad Pun Day

  • 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short
  • 1387 - The first known occurance of a chicken crossing the road.
  • 1388 - Joke gets old.
  • 1388 (June) - in Soviet Russia, Old gets Joke!
  • 1389 - About 30 spin-offs appear.
  • 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread.
  • 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
  • 1890 - Oscar Wilde's new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
  • 1950 - Future French actor Jean Reno is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies.
  • 1953 - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends.
  • 1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
  • 1970 - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas.
  • 1973 - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, Jimmy Page admits that he was "led" into it.
  • 1975 - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.
  • 1981 - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".
  • 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutal enclosed footwear, is released.
  • 1986 - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt.
  • 1992 - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples.
  • 1996 - "Punny" added to the Oxford dictionary. Subsequent bonfire nearly engulfs America.
  • 1997 - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson's British trainer exclaims "What's this ere?"
  • 1999 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
  • 2067 - The Roman Catholic church is finally bereft of nuns. There were none left.