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*[[1970]] - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas. |
*[[1970]] - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas. |
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*[[1973]] - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, [[Jimmy Page]] admits that he was "led" into it.<!--"Led" as in Led Zeppelin, the band Page was in. Also "Led" as in the heavy metal "lead". I hate explaining jokes, especially bad ones--> |
*[[1973]] - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, [[Jimmy Page]] admits that he was "led" into it.<!--"Led" as in Led Zeppelin, the band Page was in. Also "Led" as in the heavy metal "lead". I hate explaining jokes, especially bad ones--> |
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*[[1975]] - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.<!--"Dick Face"--> |
*[[1975]] - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.<!--"Dick Face"--> |
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− | *[[1985]] - Das Boot, a German film about enclosed footwear, is released. |
+ | *[[1985]] - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutal enclosed footwear, is released. |
*[[1986]] - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt. |
*[[1986]] - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt. |
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*[[1992]] - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples. |
*[[1992]] - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples. |
2006年 12月30日 (土) 05:42時点 における版
February 10: International Bad Pun Day
- 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short
- 1387 - The first known occurance of a chicken crossing the road.
- 1388 - Joke gets old.
- 1388 (June) - in Soviet Russia, Old gets Joke!
- 1389 - About 30 spin-offs appear.
- 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread.
- 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
- 1890 - Oscar Wilde's new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
- 1950 - Future French actor Jean Reno is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies.
- 1953 - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends.
- 1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
- 1970 - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas.
- 1973 - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, Jimmy Page admits that he was "led" into it.
- 1975 - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.
- 1981 - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".
- 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutal enclosed footwear, is released.
- 1986 - Tom Selleck's mustache makes a daring escape and ends up on Elton John's butt.
- 1992 - Prefix "e-" is invented. Kitten death rate triples.
- 1996 - "Punny" added to the Oxford dictionary. Subsequent bonfire nearly engulfs America.
- 1997 - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson's British trainer exclaims "What's this ere?"
- 1999 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
- 2067 - The Roman Catholic church is finally bereft of nuns. There were none left.