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So you wanna know what '''Foreplay''' is.. well you just come over ''HERE'' you little fella and I'll show you exactly ''WHAT'' it's all about... What, did you ''REALLY'' think I was gonna let you dry over there and not ''TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS?!'' Nooo.. It's just that this concept is sooo interesting... I thought you'd never ask.. So here we go (and try to be patient darling... I don't want you to end up not knowing ''EXACTLY'' what ''FOREPLAY'' means in ''EVERY DETAIL'', so don't rush me or anything will you dear reader..?) ''OK THEN'', here we go! |
So you wanna know what '''Foreplay''' is.. well you just come over ''HERE'' you little fella and I'll show you exactly ''WHAT'' it's all about... What, did you ''REALLY'' think I was gonna let you dry over there and not ''TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS?!'' Nooo.. It's just that this concept is sooo interesting... I thought you'd never ask.. So here we go (and try to be patient darling... I don't want you to end up not knowing ''EXACTLY'' what ''FOREPLAY'' means in ''EVERY DETAIL'', so don't rush me or anything will you dear reader..?) ''OK THEN'', here we go! |
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2010年 5月 17日 (月) 01:42時点 における版
So you wanna know what Foreplay is.. well you just come over HERE you little fella and I'll show you exactly WHAT it's all about... What, did you REALLY think I was gonna let you dry over there and not TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS?! Nooo.. It's just that this concept is sooo interesting... I thought you'd never ask.. So here we go (and try to be patient darling... I don't want you to end up not knowing EXACTLY what FOREPLAY means in EVERY DETAIL, so don't rush me or anything will you dear reader..?) OK THEN, here we go!
What is foreplay?
The meaning of foreplay
First, are you comfortable? Because I wouldn't want you to be reading this article about FOREPLAY if you're not totally relaxed and all comfortable and not excited by ANYTHING what so ever dear reader. Those titles for instence, would you consider them too unconventional?...I REALLY wouldn't want you to be inside this little paragraph an not be comfortable because the titles make you feel all CONFUSED AND NERVOUS...so you know what? We'll just decide to SLIDE gently out of this paragraph ...even before we REALLY GOT INTO IT..just you move to the next paragraph dear reader...if you accept this I will continue to DO THIS with you..okay then, here we go...
...Okay, dear reader. You're totally prepared for the next phase...What is this foreplay realy? Well, in order to deeply understand the FOREPLAY we must try to stop beating aroung the bush and get a grope of the term.
The real & true meaning of foreplay
Foreplay is mostly an oral word, derived from the french term Four Pluie, which means Rain in the Oven, or in simple English Wet Pussy. THIS indicates some deep connection of the term of FOREPLAY to the term of kitten huffing, which leaves the huffed kittens rather wet and covered with goo. The wet pussy could point at many other ditections of interpertation of the term, such as the obvious fact that it ends with the word LAY. This is clearly to show us that foreplay is something that have to end with the person who practice it getting laid; THAT could indicate, perhaps, that FOREPLAY is actually a very long and tiring squash game that reqires a long nap after it is over.