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'''[[February]] 10:''' '''International Bad Pun Day''' |
'''[[February]] 10:''' '''International Bad Pun Day''' |
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| − | *[[1104]] - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short |
+ | *[[1104]] - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short. |
| − | *[[1105]] - Irish Potato Phantom claims responsibility for harvest. |
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*[[1390]] - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor. |
*[[1390]] - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor. |
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*[[1391]] - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since bread itself. |
*[[1391]] - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since bread itself. |
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| + | *[[1865]] - A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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*[[1890]] - [[Oscar Wilde]]'s new theatrical work "Pun" is performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words". |
*[[1890]] - [[Oscar Wilde]]'s new theatrical work "Pun" is performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words". |
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*[[1950]] - Future French actor [[Jean Reno]] is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies. |
*[[1950]] - Future French actor [[Jean Reno]] is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies. |
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*[[1951]] - Avocado discovers the mol. Scientific community dismisses him when he claims that they are not, in fact, brown and fuzzy. |
*[[1951]] - Avocado discovers the mol. Scientific community dismisses him when he claims that they are not, in fact, brown and fuzzy. |
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*[[1965]] - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training. |
*[[1965]] - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training. |
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| − | *[[1975]] - Colorado Christian Boarding |
+ | *[[1975]] - Colorado Christian Boarding school student Dick Face is insulted for the first time. He did not see it coming. |
*[[1977]] - French President Mitterand explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is 'un oeuf'. |
*[[1977]] - French President Mitterand explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is 'un oeuf'. |
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*[[1980]] - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles. |
*[[1980]] - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles. |
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2013年 2月 10日 (日) 14:05時点 における版
February 10: International Bad Pun Day
- 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short.
- 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor.
- 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since bread itself.
- 1865 - A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- 1890 - Oscar Wilde's new theatrical work "Pun" is performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
- 1950 - Future French actor Jean Reno is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies.
- 1951 - Avocado discovers the mol. Scientific community dismisses him when he claims that they are not, in fact, brown and fuzzy.
- 1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
- 1975 - Colorado Christian Boarding school student Dick Face is insulted for the first time. He did not see it coming.
- 1977 - French President Mitterand explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is 'un oeuf'.
- 1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles.
- 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutral enclosed footwear, is released.
- 1997 - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson's British trainer exclaims "What's this 'ere?"
- 1999 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
- 2000 - Oxford's victorious rowers cause a stir when they toss their cox off into the River Thames.
- 2008 - The Tea Room of Mercy Hospital, Australia, has its grand opening with hair in its tea, since the Koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
- 2009 - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot dead. Police believe the killer was a golfer, because he made a hole in Juan.
- 2010 - The Roman Catholic church reports it is running short on religious sisters. There are nearly none left.