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2015年 1月 19日 (月) 18:44時点 における版
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| Birth Date | May 16, 2011 |
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| Birth Place | Somewhere on Indiana |
| Occupation | Entertainer |
| Religion | Atheist |
| Website | http://www.terraria.org/ |
“FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP”
“What? Jaws did WTC? AAAAAAAAA!”
In the world, we have seen many great people: Wesley Snipes, Ben Croshaw, Tony Jaa, and Chef. Somewhere, there exists a person who wants to entertain us and to ward off boredom. That person is Greeny.
Origin
The Character
You see, Terraria has many representatives and Greeny is one of them. The point is, there cannot be too many things representing it. Created by no other than the Masters themselves on the release day, he is here to help people and to engage them in a captivating experience. You could hardly find him in the servers; just like the others, he exists as a Plushie.
The Plush
The plush of Greeny was made on the second quarter of 2012 as a product of hot indiscriminate sex between Vera Farmiga and Andrew Fletcher. No, Greeny didn't come out of Vera's womb. That's ridiculous. They got the plush made at a store in Topeka, Kansas.
Personality
Unlike Boris, Greeny isn't as likely to socialize. You could say that he's shy. However, his social standing is one of the best in his class. He's a bit more crazy than the other guys, maybe a bit manic. Nontheless, he's pretty fun to hang out with.
Interests & Hobbies
“Someday, I wanna go to Skaylia!”
Whenever he has free time, Greeny likes masturbating to hot actresses. Other times, he'll partake in some kitten huffing. There has some speculation as to how his oddball personality came from his frequent bouts of masturbation. Clearly they didn't read this article.
Travel
Greeny is infamous for traveling to other realms. For instance, here's an excerpt from one of his trips:
Lawsuit
“Zeeky Boogy Doog!”
Sometime on January 2013, the Masters were sued by Brian Kendall on account of Greeny infringing upon his famous work- The Demented Cartoon Movie due to him uttering the Zeeky words like they were his own creation. Although they had a bit of a hard time getting a lawyer, they eventually won the case.
Quotes
“Huffing kittens is FUN!!”
“That guy's out of control, if you ask me.”
“OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Flying purple hippos!”
See also
External links
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The Representatives, who stand for obscurity and fidelity. |
| Wiggler | Player | Toon Link | Ice Climbers | Bunny | Guide Terra Branford | Greeny | Alex Kidd | Hikaru and Akane |