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| + | *456 - Maurading Mongol hoardes are repeatedly given misleading directions, resulting in wide swaths of carnage being cut through unsuspecting and largely unpopulated regions of central Europe. |
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| + | *[[1877]] - When asked for directions by a stranger, [[Oscar Wilde]], then at the height of his wit, searingly suggested that the stranger seek directions from his own mother. |
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| + | *[[1939]] - Hitler refuses to order troops to stop at gas station and ask for directions; Warsaw and Krakow invaded by accident. |
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| + | *[[1993]] - The shocking discrepancy between men and [[The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version)|woman drivers]] who ask for directions is highlighted in a study by [[Cambridge]] professor Dr. Gerry von Coppenfeels. |
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| − | * [[0]] - Jesus christ was sent to earth after god told him it was the strip club. |
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| − | * [[1452]] - Illegal Aliens try to invade Mars to steal jobs from the people there. They meant to get to Earth, but luckily Jupiter gave them misleading directions. |
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| − | * [[1492]] - During [[Christopher Columbus]]'s expedition, a young Carib native helps the lookout on the lead ship- into a reef. |
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| − | * [[1493]] - Christopher Columbus comes back and burns that little snot's village and builds La Navidad on top of it. |
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| − | * [[1602]] - Aliens try to invade Europe, but return home to regroup after Indians give them false directions and the aliens wind up at the South Pole. |
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| − | * [[1790]] - The first US Census is conducted, in [[Brazil]]. |
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| − | * [[1941]] - Tomasz Wankovszki narrowly escapes angry German troops, disguising himself as a janitor and pointing "that-a-way." |
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| − | * [[1952]] - 19 kittens are simultaneously fired from three cannons in Quebec. This day has since become known as Three-Bean Salad Day in all countries except [[North Korea]]. |
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| − | * [[1956]] - You can't get there from here. |
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| − | * [[1993]] - Something happens in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. What exactly happened has been unknown to this point. |
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| − | * [[2001]] - Flight controllers in NY join the "Give Misleading Directions Day" celebrations. |
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| − | * [[2002]] - Aliens invade Earth but are defeated and forced to retreat a few days later when their secret weakness is discovered. Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix are named Time Persons of the Year for the discovery. |
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| − | * [[2003]] - The word Uranus is announced on CNN news. People around the world giggle. |
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| − | * [[2007]] - Nobody asks you for directions. You feel sad. |
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| − | * [[2007]] - Road sign found saying "Keep Right", with arrow pointing left. |
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| − | * [[2008]] - I will win the war |
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| − | * [[2011]] - The Americans drop a nuke on the [[White House]] after being given false directions to [[Al Qaeda]]'s secret headquarters. |
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2021年 6月 30日 (水) 22:06時点 における最新 版
August 2: Intentionally Give A Stranger Misleading Directions Day
- 456 - Maurading Mongol hoardes are repeatedly given misleading directions, resulting in wide swaths of carnage being cut through unsuspecting and largely unpopulated regions of central Europe.
- 1877 - When asked for directions by a stranger, Oscar Wilde, then at the height of his wit, searingly suggested that the stranger seek directions from his own mother.
- 1922 - Allen Zeitgeist asks for directions to New York from Boston. Told to "turn left where the large tree used to be" the series of events that followed causes the stock mareket crash and the great depression.
- 1939 - Tomasz Wankovszki, a Ukrainian farmer, accidentally starts World War II by sending the German army into Poland, telling them that it is actually a shortcut to Czechoslovakia.
- 1939 - Hitler refuses to order troops to stop at gas station and ask for directions; Warsaw and Krakow invaded by accident.
- 1993 - The shocking discrepancy between men and woman drivers who ask for directions is highlighted in a study by Cambridge professor Dr. Gerry von Coppenfeels.
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