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| − | '''[[February]] 10:''' [[International Bad Pun Day]] |
+ | '''[[February]] 10:''' '''[[Visual Puns|International Bad Pun Day]]''' |
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| − | *[[1104]] - Potato famine engulfs Ireland |
+ | *[[1104]] - [[Potato famine]] engulfs [[Ireland]], panhandling [[leprechaun]]s flood the cities because they're a little short. |
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| − | *[[1105]] - Irish Potato Phantom claims responsibility for bitter harvest. |
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| − | *[[1387]] - The first known occurance of a chicken crossing the road. |
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| + | *[[1712]] - Rebels in [[Chile]] have a riot against the Spanish. It ends up being ''en fuego''. |
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| − | *[[1388]] - Joke gets old. |
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| + | *[[1865]] - A [[dog|three legged dog]] walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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| − | *[[1388]] (June) - in Soviet Russia, Old gets Joke! |
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| − | *[[1388]] (July) - In Joke, Old gets Soviet Russia! |
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| − | *[[1389]] - About 30 spin-offs appear. |
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| − | *[[1890]] - [[Oscar Wilde]]'s new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words". |
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| − | *[[1950]] - Future French actor [[Jean Reno]] is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies. |
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| − | *[[1953]] - Douglas Macarthur's courier career in Korea ends. |
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| − | *[[1954]] - Inventor of the handshake chokes while ingesting his own creation. Doctors attempted to ''finger force'' the patient but couldn't ''nail'' the problem in time. He died on the way to the hospital. |
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| − | *[[1963]] - [[Some Woman]] My Mom! |
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| − | *[[1964]] - [[Tammy Anderson]] Her Mom! |
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| − | *[[1965]] - [[With me everynight]] Your Mom! |
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| − | *[[1965]] - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training. |
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| − | *[[1970]] - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr Hankey the Christmas. |
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| − | *[[1973]] - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, [[Jimmy Page]] admits that he was "led" into it.<!--"Led" as in [[Flying Eunuch Band|Led Zeppelin]], the band Page was in. Also "Led" as in the heavy metal "lead". I hate explaining jokes, especially bad ones--> |
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| − | *[[1975]] - Colorado schoolboy Richard Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.<!--"Dick Face"--> |
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*[[1980]] - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles. |
*[[1980]] - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles. |
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| − | *[[1981]] - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".<!--"I like you.", "I like U too" etc etc--> |
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| + | *[[2009]] - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot dead, [[police]] believe the killer was a golfer, because he made a hole in Juan. |
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| + | *[[2018]] - [[French]] President Emmanuel Macron explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many [[egg]]s for breakfast as one egg is ''un oeuf''. |
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| − | *[[1996]] - "Punny" added to the Oxford dictionary. Subsequent bonfire nearly engulfs America. |
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| − | *[[1997]] - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, [[Mike Tyson]]'s British trainer exclaims "What's this ere?" |
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| − | *[[1999]] - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke. |
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| − | *[[2067]] - The Roman Catholic church is finally bereft of nuns. There were none left. |
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2022年 11月28日 (月) 23:01時点 における最新 版
February 10: International Bad Pun Day
- 1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland, panhandling leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short.
- 1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor.
- 1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since, you know what I'm drawing a blank.
- 1712 - Rebels in Chile have a riot against the Spanish. It ends up being en fuego.
- 1865 - A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- 1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles.
- 1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutral enclosed footwear, is released.
- 2009 - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot dead, police believe the killer was a golfer, because he made a hole in Juan.
- 2018 - French President Emmanuel Macron explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is un oeuf.
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