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'''[[August]] 2:''' Intentionally Give A Stranger [[Misleading]] Directions Day |
'''[[August]] 2:''' Intentionally Give A Stranger [[Misleading]] Directions Day |
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* [[1452]] - Illegal Aliens try to invade Mars to steal jobs from the people there. They meant to get to Earth, but luckily Jupiter gave them misleading directions. |
* [[1452]] - Illegal Aliens try to invade Mars to steal jobs from the people there. They meant to get to Earth, but luckily Jupiter gave them misleading directions. |
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| + | * [[1492]] - During [[Christopher Columbus]]'s expedition, a young Carib native helps the lookout on the lead ship- into a reef. |
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| + | * [[1493]] - Christopher Columbus comes back and burns that little snot's village and builds La Navidad on top of it. |
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* [[1602]] - Aliens try to invade Europe, but return home to regroup after Indians give them false directions and the aliens wind up at the South Pole. |
* [[1602]] - Aliens try to invade Europe, but return home to regroup after Indians give them false directions and the aliens wind up at the South Pole. |
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* [[1939]] - Tomasz Wankovszki, a Ukrainian farmer, accidentally starts [[World War 2]] by sending the German army into [[Poland]], telling them that it is actually "A shortcut to Czechoslovakia." |
* [[1939]] - Tomasz Wankovszki, a Ukrainian farmer, accidentally starts [[World War 2]] by sending the German army into [[Poland]], telling them that it is actually "A shortcut to Czechoslovakia." |
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2006年 8月 2日 (水) 05:05時点 における版
August 2: Intentionally Give A Stranger Misleading Directions Day
- 1452 - Illegal Aliens try to invade Mars to steal jobs from the people there. They meant to get to Earth, but luckily Jupiter gave them misleading directions.
- 1492 - During Christopher Columbus's expedition, a young Carib native helps the lookout on the lead ship- into a reef.
- 1493 - Christopher Columbus comes back and burns that little snot's village and builds La Navidad on top of it.
- 1602 - Aliens try to invade Europe, but return home to regroup after Indians give them false directions and the aliens wind up at the South Pole.
- 1939 - Tomasz Wankovszki, a Ukrainian farmer, accidentally starts World War 2 by sending the German army into Poland, telling them that it is actually "A shortcut to Czechoslovakia."
- 1941 - Tomasz Wankovszki narrowly escapes angry German troops, disguising himself as a janitor and pointing "that-a-way."
- 1993 - Something happens in Atlanta, Georgia. What exactly happened has been unknown to this point.
- 2002 - Aliens invade Earth but are defeated and forced to retreat a few days later when their secret weakness is discovered. Mel Gibson and Joaqiun Phoenix are named Time Persons of the Year for the discovery.